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🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
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I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
My device doesn't gain 10lbs after accepting all cookies like I do, so that's bulls*it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My device doesn't gain 10lbs after accepting all cookies like I do, so that's bulls*it.
This beard wash that I ordered smells good.
I can only describe the scent as "Let me introduce you to my Italian grandfather at this wedding. The one wearing the Rolex."
Pretty sure you smell the scent, now.
I can only describe the scent as "Let me introduce you to my Italian grandfather at this wedding. The one wearing the Rolex."
Pretty sure you smell the scent, now.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This beard wash that I ordered smells good.
I can only describe the scent as "Let me introduce you to my Italian grandfather at this wedding. The one wearing the Rolex."
Pretty sure you smell the scent, now.
I can only describe the scent as "Let me introduce you to my Italian grandfather at this wedding. The one wearing the Rolex."
Pretty sure you smell the scent, now.
Moon looks like the one over the Griswold home in "Christmas Vacation."
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Moon looks like the one over the Griswold home in "Christmas Vacation."
Here's one of me where I look like I'm undercover and on a stakeout.
...or in WITSEC.
...or in WITSEC.
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Here's one of me where I look like I'm undercover and on a stakeout.
...or in WITSEC.
...or in WITSEC.
Bought a box of 100 safety razor blades.
That ought to be one less thing I ever have to buy again.
That ought to be one less thing I ever have to buy again.
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bought a box of 100 safety razor blades.
That ought to be one less thing I ever have to buy again.
That ought to be one less thing I ever have to buy again.
We don't need an app for everything.
I shouldn't have to download an app, go through a lengthy installation/setup process, and lose 10 years off of my life just to use something.
I'm 37 going on 87, but I don't care.
Enough already.
I shouldn't have to download an app, go through a lengthy installation/setup process, and lose 10 years off of my life just to use something.
I'm 37 going on 87, but I don't care.
Enough already.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We don't need an app for everything.
I shouldn't have to download an app, go through a lengthy installation/setup process, and lose 10 years off of my life just to use something.
I'm 37 going on 87, but I don't care.
Enough already.
I shouldn't have to download an app, go through a lengthy installation/setup process, and lose 10 years off of my life just to use something.
I'm 37 going on 87, but I don't care.
Enough already.
I've realized that I have reached that point in the social-media experience where I'm tired of people saying things.
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've realized that I have reached that point in the social-media experience where I'm tired of people saying things.
The mouthwash I'm currently using is green, so, of course, when I go to rinse, I pretend I'm Linda Blair in "The Exorcist."
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The mouthwash I'm currently using is green, so, of course, when I go to rinse, I pretend I'm Linda Blair in "The Exorcist."
Because of delivery services like Uber Eats, and the option of adding directions to the driver, we've actually arrived at a place where we're telling the delivery person to "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here."
Kevin McCallister would be proud.
Kevin McCallister would be proud.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Because of delivery services like Uber Eats, and the option of adding directions to the driver, we've actually arrived at a place where we're telling the delivery person to "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here."
Kevin McCallister would be proud.
Kevin McCallister would be proud.
Thanksgiving is over, but we enjoy leftover eggnog with vanilla ice cream anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thanksgiving is over, but we enjoy leftover eggnog with vanilla ice cream anyway.
Cool-mist humidifier is all set up and positioned for the first use tonight, so things are getting pretty f*cking wild over here.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Cool-mist humidifier is all set up and positioned for the first use tonight, so things are getting pretty f*cking wild over here.
Just like that, the holiday weekend, not unlike some Thanksgiving turkeys, is fried.
How the hell.
How the hell.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just like that, the holiday weekend, not unlike some Thanksgiving turkeys, is fried.
How the hell.
How the hell.
Hey, you.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, you.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I just had breakfast at a diner, so my hoodie smells like home fries, black coffee, and life regrets.
I had to use a porta-potty earlier, and then I had to navigate the stairs at home a little while ago without contact lenses or glasses, so what I'm trying to say is I should have died twice today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I had to use a porta-potty earlier, and then I had to navigate the stairs at home a little while ago without contact lenses or glasses, so what I'm trying to say is I should have died twice today.
That Tom Landry Victory Formation was the topping on my ice cream, Cool Whip, Dutch apple pie, Costco pumpkin pie, and Costco cheesecake.
#DallasCowboys
#DallasCowboys
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That Tom Landry Victory Formation was the topping on my ice cream, Cool Whip, Dutch apple pie, Costco pumpkin pie, and Costco cheesecake.
#DallasCowboys
#DallasCowboys
Retro Witten jersey put on over my Thanksgiving gut for the second half.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Retro Witten jersey put on over my Thanksgiving gut for the second half.
My brother and I are taking turns discreetly going to the staircase in the house to add vanilla Smirnoff to our drinks.
We're 37 and 35.
We're 37 and 35.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My brother and I are taking turns discreetly going to the staircase in the house to add vanilla Smirnoff to our drinks.
We're 37 and 35.
We're 37 and 35.
Took off part of my pinkie finger nail with the potato peeler.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Took off part of my pinkie finger nail with the potato peeler.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
It's not a holiday without a cooking casualty.
After peeling potatoes, I considered making vodka to recuperate.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
After peeling potatoes, I considered making vodka to recuperate.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃🍂🍗🙏🏻
It's Thanksgiving Eve, which means we're pregaming to go out and get rowdy by finishing the book we've been reading, having a light sensible meal in preparation for the smorgasbord tomorrow, and going to bed at 9:00.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's Thanksgiving Eve, which means we're pregaming to go out and get rowdy by finishing the book we've been reading, having a light sensible meal in preparation for the smorgasbord tomorrow, and going to bed at 9:00.
Can't.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Can't.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
I'm putting on the training-montage theme from "Rocky IV" to motivate my pants because they're going to have to go the distance tomorrow.
The waistband of my pants will have the unenviable task of trying to lift Mjölnir tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The waistband of my pants will have the unenviable task of trying to lift Mjölnir tomorrow.
I don't even remember what "Stranger Things" is about anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don't even remember what "Stranger Things" is about anymore.
Meet in the castle library and get frisky in the restricted section?
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Meet in the castle library and get frisky in the restricted section?
In case you were wondering, Walmart isn't any better a few days before Thanksgiving than the grocery store is.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In case you were wondering, Walmart isn't any better a few days before Thanksgiving than the grocery store is.