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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢
@samsonite.bsky.social
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Mastodon: @[email protected] Humour, sausages, music, books, knowledge, sport, travel, architecture, technology, wine. Trouser-less Jouster. I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 4h
I Mastodon every day, but I don't shout about it.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 4h
You can only try.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 4h
No, no, I'm sure I do, let me just think...
a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 5h
That's what she said.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 5h
You're my fave Genevieve, if that helps?
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 5h
Found something in the fridge.
Mad Squirrel IPA
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 7h
Predator is similar in that way.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, I saw that, but wasn't sure what started it off. I'm here - it's not much, but it's all I've got...
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 9h
Who's left you - plenty still here I think

* looks around *
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 9h
I've always had Mastodon in the background, but nobody else moved there, hence I spend more time here.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11h
Oi, hop it.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14h
* facepalm *
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14h
Totally read that out of context!
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14h
Are they now waging a war on Amphibia?
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14h
I think it is certainly natural.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 15h
Unless you are cracking walnuts.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 16h
"You didn't need that wall did you?"
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 16h
Ok, I will just use my pockets. I only really carry a phone and a wallet, maybe a little lip balm - got keep those lips moist in the cold months.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 18h
I just noticed I have no meetings today. Working from home...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnx...
Hardly Working From Home (ft. Rayvon Owen)
YouTube video by Best,
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 18h
Possibly just the volume of people here now makes it harder to catch everything?
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 18h
They're great, you can carry my stuff for me too!
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 18h
The happiest of birthdays to you x
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
Alt: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 1d
I will endeavour to get mine out and take a cheeky pic tomorrow.
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𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔢-𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢 @samsonite.bsky.social · 1d
I can vouch for Giovanni's near Finsbury Square as the best pizza in the UK.
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