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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper”

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · Jun 19

hi hi if i seem to not be posting much don’t fret, i’m probably sharing my thoughts off bluesky and on my instagram… follow me there @ samuelraphaelhosea ✌🏽 i still live here though! 🖖🏽

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 4h

…maybe it will be easier to slice if she just asks the server for a candlelighter and she can flambé it to a crisp 👀🤣🔥🥩

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 21h

tbh i knew i was gay when i was watching “family matters” as a kid and i lost my mind when i realized steve urkel’s aunt oona was played by donna summer

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh Tough day for my queen Carly but I love how she and Joss resolved things, for now anyway. This is giving Joyce and Buffy. IYKYK

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh WOW CHASE. Way to throw Michael under the bus when he has been nothing but kind to you. You suck. Go join your brother and niece in Seattle. Say hi to Noah Drake for me. No, just kidding. Don’t go anywhere near Port Charles royalty you pathetic turd.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh I see we’ve become comfortable filming in Robert’s office. Sigh.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 23h

#gh “I need to see Drew!”

I was gonna bitch about how needy and pathetic she sounded. But did she have a very (sinisterly?) ambiguous gaze when she was hugging him???

Gurl. Lmao 🫧🧼

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh I’m sorry, Jonathan Jackson won over Gregory and Tajh? that boy ain’t do shit except walk out again foh lmao

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

i like the aliens, especially the tiny stitch-like one hehe

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

holy isiks is that your artwork? it looks great

thanks for the kind words but it only works if you’re in my bed and so far the only thing on there are unmade lyocell breathable 300 thread count sheets

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

me too, lets make our own star trek spinoff 💋

btw that was an attempt at flirting, which i’m terrible at.

but hopefully not as terrible as “Code of Honor” or “Move Along Home” or the “delete the wife” debacle

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

Lol remember on Voyager’s “Scientific Method” and Tom and B’Elanna were doing it all over engineering? Or on TNG’s “Genesis” when Worf growled at Troi, “I had to be NEAR you” lolol

Anything Kirk.

And of course the two words that strike fear in the positronic hearts of DOTs everywhere: Sub. Rosa.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh Whew. The story movement in this episode was wild! Molly leaning in to kiss Cody! Ric coming clean to Liz about being paid by Nina! And I am really anxious about Nathan’s sequel being so sinister. Nathan 1.0 was such a nice guy through and through. (Even through that Claudette debacle.)

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh Jesus. I guess… I guess Carly and Jack are over. Sigh

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh Nathan was with Nina when she got arrested. But they all seem to be going on like a high profile member of their family isn’t in the slammer accused of unaliving a high profile individual. Lol okie doke, I’ve been watching soaps since the 60s. I get it 👀😘

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh I love this Westbourne family dinner. I mourned hard when Nathan died and then Britt died and then Liesl’s screentime evaporated.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh Got dam. Carly’s facial expressions are breaking my heart.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh I love this Westbourne family dinner. I mourned hard when Nathan died and then Britt died and then Liesl’s screentime evaporated.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh Wow. Just… wow.

I can’t believe Carly knows about Joss now.

This is wild.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh And Jerome. I forgot Jerome.

There’s a lot of people in this storyline. This storyline that is so weird.

That I like.

I think.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh “I joined a cult” ???!!!!

The Lansing-Davis + Corinthos + Bell storyline is so weird.

I like it.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 1d

#gh “I joined a cult” ???!!!!

The Lansing-Davis + Corinthos + Bell storyline is so weird.

I like it.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by thermodynamics

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

covfefe

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

#gh Britt’s confrontation with Lucas and Marco was a bit insane. She is such a menace.

I want to be her best friend.

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

#gh REALLY KRISTINA?! “Cody, this isn’t what it looks like.”

What… what is it supposed to look like, Krissy…?

Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

Um no fam you’re not the problem. It’s just… like, physics? Gravity? Science is our frenemy.

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Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper” @samuelnaut.bsky.social · 2d

#gh Oh my gawd. I know that Ric and Cody were cordial to each other months ago but now poor Cody is mixed up in this nutty Lansing Davis Jerome debacle lololololol