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SandiPants
@sandipantsmma.bsky.social
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I fucking hate Ted Cruz
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Jul 10
I wasn’t lying I just unintentionally misstated aspects of the truth, which is different.
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 7d
Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 22d
There should really be a warning label like Warning: this shit gonna make you do cool stuff forever and be right about everything
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Lydia Rose @lydzrose.bsky.social · 22d
Aleve makes you antifa.
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 22d
I take it every day so I know that’s factual
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 22d
You’ll be downloading grindr shortly
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 22d
Tylenol gives you autism Advil makes you gay Asprin causes Libertarianism
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · 25d
Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 14
Follow the money!! I’ll help with the investigation for free!!!
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 14
2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 13
🙌🏼
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
It’s rubbed with olive oil and butter and my herb & seasoning blend, stuffed with several garlic bulbs and shallots. I’ll hit it with lemon at the end I hate when it burns on the skin.
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
It’s been awhile but I think I still got it we gon see
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
I’m roasting a 7lb chicken I’ll let y’all see it if it turns out good 🤞
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
🤢😫
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
No panties!!!
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
Girl I can see ur clitoris
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
His nussy got LOOSE
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
Get your own bit fatty 😭😭😭😭
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Luís @nutachi.bsky.social · Sep 12
You about gastelum 😂😂
two men are sitting in front of a microphone and one of them is holding his head .
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a microphone and one of them is holding his head .
media.tenor.com
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Criminally Unhinged Literary Opinion @shanekse85.bsky.social · Sep 12
I’m much more overweight than that on a daily basis. Can’t stand these tourists!!!
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
And he’s forfeiting 35% of his purse so he’s poor. This guy wanna be me so bad
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
Kelvin Gastelum stole my bit (showing up 5lbs overweight and flexing)
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · Sep 12
CNN: "With the passing of Charlie Kirk, must we finally accept there are consequences to actions and words?!"
CNN Headline: After Kirk'smurders, an entire way of doing politics is at risk.
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SandiPants @sandipantsmma.bsky.social · Sep 12
I heard people are getting their accounts banned for “rest in piss”
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