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Eve Sandwich Pope
@sandwichpope.com
(she/her 🏳️‍⚧️) Founder of the Church of Sandwichism. Prairie-timer.

Author: Broken Down Ghost Town, https://evetara.com

Luna's Goddess. Heidi's Princess. Symphony's Biggest fan.
Pinned
I'm really her now
Way Way-o Way-o
Way Way-o Way-o
Way Way-o Way-o
Way Way-o Way-o

- Dan Pompeii, recounting Bastille Day (2013)
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Things in the east that are very different than the west:

- Electric heat instead of gas
- Apparently, Safeway is just a Western Canadian thing?
- ROUNDABOUTS! THEY HAVE THEM!
- French exists instead of just "oh yeah it's a thing"
- Did you know there's water in the sky and it falls?
- Hills
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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I feel this in my kishkes
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
It's been like 8 months... Still shotgunning resumes out, but damn, it would be nice to actually be employed somewhere, so I can stop freeloading off my wife so dang much.
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"Wearing lingerie on a random day for no reason because why not" is the vibe we should go for
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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If you write trans romance,

THANK YOU
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Black History Month mutual aid request!

Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗

February needs:
$429 - overdue from Jan
$148 - car insurance due 2/15
$120 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone due 2/26

$33.74/911$💸

Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SISTER.
Black History Month mutual aid request!

Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗

February needs:
$429 - overdue from Jan
$148 - car insurance due 2/15
$120 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone due 2/26

$33.74/911$💸

Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Night night
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Nice.
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
How? How is there still no gelatine on the shelf?!

Like a post-Christmas shortage I can understand, but it's mid-February now! What is happening?!
The Great Gelatine Shortage of 2026 continues!

Last week only one grocery store had exactly zero plain gelatine on the shelf. Today, both the big national grocery stores!

How am I supposed to make marshmallows in this situation!!??
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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I’m close to having everything shut off and eviction is around the corner

I am literally packing my apartment up while working because that’s how likely becoming homeless again feels

Please share my work and send tips

I’m a trans girl and a journalist and all my work is free
Can you please share this? Quote shares too ! I need Carl Jung and the others that don’t know me to help me so i can survive my bills and eat

🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The last moderate Republican whose policy initiatives I could at least tolerate was Obama.
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ruin a film by changing one letter:

Star Cars
ruin a film by changing one letter:

the can from snowy river
Ruin a film by changing one letter:

Cumanji
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Borrowed this from FD Signifier and it's still true:

When the leftists get loud, it's like an alarm going off. It might be a false positive, but you should still check it out to make sure it's not something serious.
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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im so tired of cis ppl telling me that this government isn't transphobic and it's especially hurtful and enraging when it's a cis gay man.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Oh my god, I somehow cracked the top 100 cyberpunk?! o.o

uhh

wow

I guess, leave a review if you can? Amazon really soups up recommendations to books with 50+ reviews!
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Welp. Sent off my marriage certificate to my ex so she can file divorce papers with it.

Bittersweet ass emotions all around for that one.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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It's the release day for NAMELESS! I'm so excited to share my novel with y'all, and we're celebrating today with am ALL-DAY AMA!

Ask whatever you want about Nameless, the setting, the 13-yesr journey of writing it, or just whatever you're curious about!

ngl.link/impossible_phd
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
AI cannot create.

AI does not understand novelty.

AI does not enable creativity.

Everything "AI" comes from a database of plagiarized material and its metadata. The data is nothing without the extreme volume of outsourced, underpaid, egregious human labour required to categorize it.
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It rules being me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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The Red Pope is back! It's over for you bitches.
I'M BACK BITCHES!
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM