When the boss of the company group steals your customer, gives it to another branch, then asks you for infos about said customer and doesn't even say thank you
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says no its great i love it
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January 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM
When the boss of the company group steals your customer, gives it to another branch, then asks you for infos about said customer and doesn't even say thank you
Donald Trump when he saw on a map that Greenland does not belong to the US
a girl in a red dress is standing in front of a scale that says good and bad on it
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January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Donald Trump when he saw on a map that Greenland does not belong to the US
Radio: Trump has been president for 1 year
Me: but .... but .... but .... 🫣
Me: but .... but .... but .... 🫣
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Radio: Trump has been president for 1 year
Me: but .... but .... but .... 🫣
Me: but .... but .... but .... 🫣
I think I need to start planning vacations in January because the lack of sun and warmth is killing me and I can't do it anymore 🥲
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I think I need to start planning vacations in January because the lack of sun and warmth is killing me and I can't do it anymore 🥲
I'm sorry but this is hilarious. My mom told me about how my grandparents want to cut my uncle out from inheriting their house so they plan to sell it to my mom and then rent from her or sth like that.
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm sorry but this is hilarious. My mom told me about how my grandparents want to cut my uncle out from inheriting their house so they plan to sell it to my mom and then rent from her or sth like that.
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
I know we have kind of collectively moved away from thigh gaps being the epitome of attractiveness but every time I see one I'm like ... dang, what would I give for a life without chub rub 😂
January 18, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I know we have kind of collectively moved away from thigh gaps being the epitome of attractiveness but every time I see one I'm like ... dang, what would I give for a life without chub rub 😂
Only slept 6 hours tonight so I just had a casual 5 hour afternoon nap ... oops
a cat is laying on a bed with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
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January 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Only slept 6 hours tonight so I just had a casual 5 hour afternoon nap ... oops
The problem with the Sims is that I don't play very often and every time I want to I first need to update that shit for like an hour and after that hour I don't wanna play anymore haha
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
The problem with the Sims is that I don't play very often and every time I want to I first need to update that shit for like an hour and after that hour I don't wanna play anymore haha
Never felt as insulted as just now when my cat walked away from me and immediately cleaned the part I just touched with my face 🥲😂
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Never felt as insulted as just now when my cat walked away from me and immediately cleaned the part I just touched with my face 🥲😂
Me the entire way to the socializing event: i can leave at any time, it will be okay, if I don't like it I can just leave, I only have to spend like 5 minutes there and could leave, I can leave at any time
Me afterwards: it was fun 😄
Me afterwards: it was fun 😄
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Me the entire way to the socializing event: i can leave at any time, it will be okay, if I don't like it I can just leave, I only have to spend like 5 minutes there and could leave, I can leave at any time
Me afterwards: it was fun 😄
Me afterwards: it was fun 😄
My 2026 resolution is to go to socializing events once a month. Today is the day and I really don't want to go 🥲 I'm terrible at small talk and at keeping conversations going 😫
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My 2026 resolution is to go to socializing events once a month. Today is the day and I really don't want to go 🥲 I'm terrible at small talk and at keeping conversations going 😫
I'm happy to report that I can read again. Like for enjoyment, not in general, I didn't forget how to read 😂
But for the longest time (as in over 10 years) I just couldn't concentrate enough to get through a freakin page and now I can and it's awesome
But for the longest time (as in over 10 years) I just couldn't concentrate enough to get through a freakin page and now I can and it's awesome
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I'm happy to report that I can read again. Like for enjoyment, not in general, I didn't forget how to read 😂
But for the longest time (as in over 10 years) I just couldn't concentrate enough to get through a freakin page and now I can and it's awesome
But for the longest time (as in over 10 years) I just couldn't concentrate enough to get through a freakin page and now I can and it's awesome
I accidentally slept for 12 hours last night, so now it's 2:30AM and I am wide awake 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I accidentally slept for 12 hours last night, so now it's 2:30AM and I am wide awake 🥲
Sometimes I'm like uncontacted peoples could profit so much from modern medicine and internet and all that...
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I'm like uncontacted peoples could profit so much from modern medicine and internet and all that...
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
For some reason my remote doesn't work. Tried a bunch of different batteries, nothing. Internet said might be the connection between the remote and TV and to reset it. Did it, still doesn't work.
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
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January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
For some reason my remote doesn't work. Tried a bunch of different batteries, nothing. Internet said might be the connection between the remote and TV and to reset it. Did it, still doesn't work.
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
I think I have or am getting a cold but I also think my asthma inhaler and my nasal spray are kind of preventing me from having any symptoms other than a bit of a sore throat .... this is tje first time I'm sick since having asthma and allergies so I'm not sure if that's the actual case tho 😂
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I think I have or am getting a cold but I also think my asthma inhaler and my nasal spray are kind of preventing me from having any symptoms other than a bit of a sore throat .... this is tje first time I'm sick since having asthma and allergies so I'm not sure if that's the actual case tho 😂
Cat reaches for my cookies, I give cat cookie to smell so he realizes he doesn't like it, cat realizes he doesn't like it, cat reaches for more cookies
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January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Cat reaches for my cookies, I give cat cookie to smell so he realizes he doesn't like it, cat realizes he doesn't like it, cat reaches for more cookies
Do you ever watch shows about the military and you are just like "do these men have a degredation kink?" 😂
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Do you ever watch shows about the military and you are just like "do these men have a degredation kink?" 😂
Lesson learned today: Don't do anything productive or you'll hurt yourself 🖕
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Lesson learned today: Don't do anything productive or you'll hurt yourself 🖕
I ordered groceries and I may have overestimated the space I have in my freezer ☠️
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I ordered groceries and I may have overestimated the space I have in my freezer ☠️
Hey I found out where my snake is going when I can't find it anywhere 😂
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Hey I found out where my snake is going when I can't find it anywhere 😂
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
I've been feeling like shit the last couple days not wanting to do anything and then today I realized I've just been feeling lonely. And I've immediately had a motivation boost like as if my brain went "well bed rotting and isolating yourself is not gonna help against loneliness, silly" 😂😂
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I've been feeling like shit the last couple days not wanting to do anything and then today I realized I've just been feeling lonely. And I've immediately had a motivation boost like as if my brain went "well bed rotting and isolating yourself is not gonna help against loneliness, silly" 😂😂
Conversation I have with myself every couple months:
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Conversation I have with myself every couple months:
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
It's been super sunny and dry for a week and the one day I decide to clean my rug and hang it outside to dry it starts raining 🤬
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's been super sunny and dry for a week and the one day I decide to clean my rug and hang it outside to dry it starts raining 🤬
Christmas convo:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
a woman says " it 's not the same , it 's not "
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December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Christmas convo:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me: