I accidentally slept for 12 hours last night, so now it's 2:30AM and I am wide awake 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I accidentally slept for 12 hours last night, so now it's 2:30AM and I am wide awake 🥲
Sometimes I'm like uncontacted peoples could profit so much from modern medicine and internet and all that...
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I'm like uncontacted peoples could profit so much from modern medicine and internet and all that...
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
And then I'm like if aliens came down on earth telling us about all the advanced shit they have and how it would be so good for us and to just believe them I'd be scared as fuck 😂
For some reason my remote doesn't work. Tried a bunch of different batteries, nothing. Internet said might be the connection between the remote and TV and to reset it. Did it, still doesn't work.
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
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January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
For some reason my remote doesn't work. Tried a bunch of different batteries, nothing. Internet said might be the connection between the remote and TV and to reset it. Did it, still doesn't work.
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
Then I remembered I can just use my phone as a remote ...... if I hadn't reset the whole fucking TV
I think I have or am getting a cold but I also think my asthma inhaler and my nasal spray are kind of preventing me from having any symptoms other than a bit of a sore throat .... this is tje first time I'm sick since having asthma and allergies so I'm not sure if that's the actual case tho 😂
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I think I have or am getting a cold but I also think my asthma inhaler and my nasal spray are kind of preventing me from having any symptoms other than a bit of a sore throat .... this is tje first time I'm sick since having asthma and allergies so I'm not sure if that's the actual case tho 😂
Cat reaches for my cookies, I give cat cookie to smell so he realizes he doesn't like it, cat realizes he doesn't like it, cat reaches for more cookies
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January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Cat reaches for my cookies, I give cat cookie to smell so he realizes he doesn't like it, cat realizes he doesn't like it, cat reaches for more cookies
Do you ever watch shows about the military and you are just like "do these men have a degredation kink?" 😂
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Do you ever watch shows about the military and you are just like "do these men have a degredation kink?" 😂
Lesson learned today: Don't do anything productive or you'll hurt yourself 🖕
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Lesson learned today: Don't do anything productive or you'll hurt yourself 🖕
I ordered groceries and I may have overestimated the space I have in my freezer ☠️
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I ordered groceries and I may have overestimated the space I have in my freezer ☠️
Hey I found out where my snake is going when I can't find it anywhere 😂
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Hey I found out where my snake is going when I can't find it anywhere 😂
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
But now that I know there's a major gap between my background and the wall of the terrarium I have no idea what to do about it 😅
I've been feeling like shit the last couple days not wanting to do anything and then today I realized I've just been feeling lonely. And I've immediately had a motivation boost like as if my brain went "well bed rotting and isolating yourself is not gonna help against loneliness, silly" 😂😂
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I've been feeling like shit the last couple days not wanting to do anything and then today I realized I've just been feeling lonely. And I've immediately had a motivation boost like as if my brain went "well bed rotting and isolating yourself is not gonna help against loneliness, silly" 😂😂
Conversation I have with myself every couple months:
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Conversation I have with myself every couple months:
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
Mhh I really want a car ...
*checks monthly cost of a car*
I could take a shared car to work 10 times every month for that price ......
.... nevermind then 😂
It's been super sunny and dry for a week and the one day I decide to clean my rug and hang it outside to dry it starts raining 🤬
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's been super sunny and dry for a week and the one day I decide to clean my rug and hang it outside to dry it starts raining 🤬
Christmas convo:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
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December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Christmas convo:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
"The EU wanting to rename meat alternatives is so stupid, vegan sausage doesn't confuse anyone!!"
My dad: "Yeah! And why can you not say these racist names of food items anymore and then they are changing the names of streets named after nazis. It's ridiculous!"
My sister and me:
The good thing about travelling by train in Germany is that your connecting train is even more delayed than your first train so you at least don't miss your connection 😂
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The good thing about travelling by train in Germany is that your connecting train is even more delayed than your first train so you at least don't miss your connection 😂
When your Christmas prep includes finding a guided meditation to release stress and anxiety
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December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When your Christmas prep includes finding a guided meditation to release stress and anxiety
I got a full dance conditioning class pack thing and there's so many things I want to improve that I don't know where to start 😂
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I got a full dance conditioning class pack thing and there's so many things I want to improve that I don't know where to start 😂
Finally seeing my snake again 😅
And he chose the weirdest spot 😂
And he chose the weirdest spot 😂
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Finally seeing my snake again 😅
And he chose the weirdest spot 😂
And he chose the weirdest spot 😂
Watching the recap of the first Fallout season I realize I should probably watch it again because I don't remember shit 😂
December 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Watching the recap of the first Fallout season I realize I should probably watch it again because I don't remember shit 😂
Explaining to people that I'm not that into anime although I have a really big studio ghibli tattoo is really difficult 😂😂
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Explaining to people that I'm not that into anime although I have a really big studio ghibli tattoo is really difficult 😂😂
Why did my cat decide to lay down sitting up??? I have questions 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why did my cat decide to lay down sitting up??? I have questions 😂😂
No arms no problem 😂😂
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No arms no problem 😂😂
Journalists need to come up with better headlines. I read "Woman tortures husband by locking him up with 60 chihuahuas" and I was like torture???? This is the dream!!!
She did actually torture him though by beating him and splashing boiling water on him and stuff like that ...
She did actually torture him though by beating him and splashing boiling water on him and stuff like that ...
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Journalists need to come up with better headlines. I read "Woman tortures husband by locking him up with 60 chihuahuas" and I was like torture???? This is the dream!!!
She did actually torture him though by beating him and splashing boiling water on him and stuff like that ...
She did actually torture him though by beating him and splashing boiling water on him and stuff like that ...
You know how much I love my family? My mom sent into the group chat that grandma is in the hospital again and my first thought was "If I have to go to a funeral on Christmas I'm gonna be really pissed" 🫣😂
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You know how much I love my family? My mom sent into the group chat that grandma is in the hospital again and my first thought was "If I have to go to a funeral on Christmas I'm gonna be really pissed" 🫣😂
I have Schroedingers snake, it's in the terrarium but I cannot see or find it so who knows if it's alive 🤷♀️😅
Found shed this morning, so it's definitely alive and also explains why it didn't eat the mouse I put in there which made me think it was maybe dead 🫣
Found shed this morning, so it's definitely alive and also explains why it didn't eat the mouse I put in there which made me think it was maybe dead 🫣
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I have Schroedingers snake, it's in the terrarium but I cannot see or find it so who knows if it's alive 🤷♀️😅
Found shed this morning, so it's definitely alive and also explains why it didn't eat the mouse I put in there which made me think it was maybe dead 🫣
Found shed this morning, so it's definitely alive and also explains why it didn't eat the mouse I put in there which made me think it was maybe dead 🫣
My Spotify wrapped is always fucked because I listen to piano music to fall asleep. Like I know I listen to it a lot but it's not my favorite song okay 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My Spotify wrapped is always fucked because I listen to piano music to fall asleep. Like I know I listen to it a lot but it's not my favorite song okay 😂😂😂