FestiveSantaMikey
@santamikeydm.bsky.social
1985. Maker, Writer, player of games, singer of songs, teller of stories, lover of cats, dogfather, bringer of gifts. Helping the homeless, the Lonesome, and those just on hard times is a passion. #BLM #TransLivesMatter #NeverTrump #VoteBlue #BeTheMagic
first and second treatments done. gonna give the beard a redt til Monday and start on the hair next. ive probably got 6 more treatments on the beard.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
first and second treatments done. gonna give the beard a redt til Monday and start on the hair next. ive probably got 6 more treatments on the beard.
the Santa-ing has begun!
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the Santa-ing has begun!
some of yall may know that I once tried to get the rights and authorization to make an #animorphs comic book series way before the current series. I had already written adaptations of each book. I found the scripts today. gonna start working on them to release as a fanfic. what site do you reccomend
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
some of yall may know that I once tried to get the rights and authorization to make an #animorphs comic book series way before the current series. I had already written adaptations of each book. I found the scripts today. gonna start working on them to release as a fanfic. what site do you reccomend
I see so many talented artists with a particular style and think "i can do that!" and then realize i dont have the time to relearn how to draw hands and feet and feel crappy that my once favorite past time only brings me frustration now, because I dont get any free time to actually practice anymore
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I see so many talented artists with a particular style and think "i can do that!" and then realize i dont have the time to relearn how to draw hands and feet and feel crappy that my once favorite past time only brings me frustration now, because I dont get any free time to actually practice anymore
my cat is grooming my beard. she either absolutely hates my beard oil, or loves the way it tastes
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
my cat is grooming my beard. she either absolutely hates my beard oil, or loves the way it tastes
well, after 7 years, im seeing and feeling things I cant explain again.
I dont believe in the supernatural, I dont have a condition that would cause hallucinations or my vision to play tricks on me like this. I dont sleep well as it is. things are gonna get annoying really quick.
I dont believe in the supernatural, I dont have a condition that would cause hallucinations or my vision to play tricks on me like this. I dont sleep well as it is. things are gonna get annoying really quick.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
well, after 7 years, im seeing and feeling things I cant explain again.
I dont believe in the supernatural, I dont have a condition that would cause hallucinations or my vision to play tricks on me like this. I dont sleep well as it is. things are gonna get annoying really quick.
I dont believe in the supernatural, I dont have a condition that would cause hallucinations or my vision to play tricks on me like this. I dont sleep well as it is. things are gonna get annoying really quick.
I need an axe.
for things.
and stuff.
a warhammer too
for things.
and stuff.
a warhammer too
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I need an axe.
for things.
and stuff.
a warhammer too
for things.
and stuff.
a warhammer too
if you're blue, and you dint know where to go to
why dont you go where fashion sits
why dont you go where fashion sits
two men in tuxedos are dancing on a stage .
ALT: two men in tuxedos are dancing on a stage .
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November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
if you're blue, and you dint know where to go to
why dont you go where fashion sits
why dont you go where fashion sits
finally got power back in the apartment. they had to completely rewire my breaker box because there were too many sources going to each breaker causing them to overload. apparently it was only a matter of time.
as a matter of fact the electrician was surprised the apartment hadn't caught fire yet
as a matter of fact the electrician was surprised the apartment hadn't caught fire yet
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
finally got power back in the apartment. they had to completely rewire my breaker box because there were too many sources going to each breaker causing them to overload. apparently it was only a matter of time.
as a matter of fact the electrician was surprised the apartment hadn't caught fire yet
as a matter of fact the electrician was surprised the apartment hadn't caught fire yet
screw it.
#TrunkorTreat is anti-american, amti-family, and goes against God.
yeah, I said it. I only post truth on Halloween, the most sacred if days, the eve of All Saints Day.
#TrunkorTreat is anti-american, amti-family, and goes against God.
yeah, I said it. I only post truth on Halloween, the most sacred if days, the eve of All Saints Day.
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
screw it.
#TrunkorTreat is anti-american, amti-family, and goes against God.
yeah, I said it. I only post truth on Halloween, the most sacred if days, the eve of All Saints Day.
#TrunkorTreat is anti-american, amti-family, and goes against God.
yeah, I said it. I only post truth on Halloween, the most sacred if days, the eve of All Saints Day.
I now remember why I stopped using Maverik gas stations ive been here for 15 minutes waiting for the pump to finish pumping $20 worth of gas. its always like this. im so done with this
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I now remember why I stopped using Maverik gas stations ive been here for 15 minutes waiting for the pump to finish pumping $20 worth of gas. its always like this. im so done with this
day 5 of no power.
breaker box blew 5 days ago.
landlords contacted the tech 3 days ago.
we lost all our food 2 days ago.
the breaker box still hasn't been fixed.
$326.89 in food gone. we just bought food 6 hours before the box blew.
it just sucks. it'll be 2 weeks before I can buy more food. UGH!
breaker box blew 5 days ago.
landlords contacted the tech 3 days ago.
we lost all our food 2 days ago.
the breaker box still hasn't been fixed.
$326.89 in food gone. we just bought food 6 hours before the box blew.
it just sucks. it'll be 2 weeks before I can buy more food. UGH!
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
day 5 of no power.
breaker box blew 5 days ago.
landlords contacted the tech 3 days ago.
we lost all our food 2 days ago.
the breaker box still hasn't been fixed.
$326.89 in food gone. we just bought food 6 hours before the box blew.
it just sucks. it'll be 2 weeks before I can buy more food. UGH!
breaker box blew 5 days ago.
landlords contacted the tech 3 days ago.
we lost all our food 2 days ago.
the breaker box still hasn't been fixed.
$326.89 in food gone. we just bought food 6 hours before the box blew.
it just sucks. it'll be 2 weeks before I can buy more food. UGH!
ugh. humans *i sigh in an as insulting tone as I can manage*
so some wonderful example of humanity tried to cause issue at mh place of business today by claiming we had rats. the rats in question were poisoned and dying pet store rats. the color morphs and shape of the ears and skull gave it away.
so some wonderful example of humanity tried to cause issue at mh place of business today by claiming we had rats. the rats in question were poisoned and dying pet store rats. the color morphs and shape of the ears and skull gave it away.
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ugh. humans *i sigh in an as insulting tone as I can manage*
so some wonderful example of humanity tried to cause issue at mh place of business today by claiming we had rats. the rats in question were poisoned and dying pet store rats. the color morphs and shape of the ears and skull gave it away.
so some wonderful example of humanity tried to cause issue at mh place of business today by claiming we had rats. the rats in question were poisoned and dying pet store rats. the color morphs and shape of the ears and skull gave it away.
well, at least now I know where reddit stands on chomos (thats child sexual predators for the uninitiated) and nazis. I had 2 replies taken down for violating rule 1. all i said is that "Nazis and Chomos arent people."
apparently thats threatening violence or physical harm.
apparently thats threatening violence or physical harm.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
well, at least now I know where reddit stands on chomos (thats child sexual predators for the uninitiated) and nazis. I had 2 replies taken down for violating rule 1. all i said is that "Nazis and Chomos arent people."
apparently thats threatening violence or physical harm.
apparently thats threatening violence or physical harm.
I just washed my beard and according to my cat, I did it wrong. she is now showing me the proper way to groom a beard.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just washed my beard and according to my cat, I did it wrong. she is now showing me the proper way to groom a beard.
I got to pet some mini heeland coos at work last night. a baby mini coo licked my hand.
seriously miniature highland cows are cute
seriously miniature highland cows are cute
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got to pet some mini heeland coos at work last night. a baby mini coo licked my hand.
seriously miniature highland cows are cute
seriously miniature highland cows are cute
well, 40 is really doing a number on me. I feel old today
October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
well, 40 is really doing a number on me. I feel old today
I dont live in Cali, but this is blow for blow what Bundy did. be careful out there.
If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I dont live in Cali, but this is blow for blow what Bundy did. be careful out there.
bon fires burning bright
pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
bon fires burning bright
pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Am i wrong for just assuming every book by an "author" that uses a single word, name, or what looks like a screen name someone created at 13 was written by AI until proven otherwise?
Im probably missing out on some gold books, but I dont support the use of ai like that.
Im probably missing out on some gold books, but I dont support the use of ai like that.
October 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Am i wrong for just assuming every book by an "author" that uses a single word, name, or what looks like a screen name someone created at 13 was written by AI until proven otherwise?
Im probably missing out on some gold books, but I dont support the use of ai like that.
Im probably missing out on some gold books, but I dont support the use of ai like that.
When your day is made better by someone you dont actually know, but you've followed and admired for years posting smut or pron, because they enjoy it and seeing someone enjoy something gives you second hand joy when you dont have any of your own. What's that called?
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When your day is made better by someone you dont actually know, but you've followed and admired for years posting smut or pron, because they enjoy it and seeing someone enjoy something gives you second hand joy when you dont have any of your own. What's that called?
Yall, to quote Madeline Kahn, "I'm tired."
a woman singing with the words let 's face it i 'm tired below her
ALT: a woman singing with the words let 's face it i 'm tired below her
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October 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yall, to quote Madeline Kahn, "I'm tired."
How many times do you gotta try for an FHA loan before they realize the reason you dont have any credit history is because no one will give you an effing loan.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
How many times do you gotta try for an FHA loan before they realize the reason you dont have any credit history is because no one will give you an effing loan.
Dissuade me from moving to England, Scotland, Ireland, Sweden, or I dunno even Poland. Cause it just seems overall better there. Some things arent as good, but overall, on paper, it looks way more appealing. The people, the food, the heavy metal festivals...
September 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dissuade me from moving to England, Scotland, Ireland, Sweden, or I dunno even Poland. Cause it just seems overall better there. Some things arent as good, but overall, on paper, it looks way more appealing. The people, the food, the heavy metal festivals...
Going to look at 2 of 4 properties tomorrow. 2 have homes already on them, 2 are plots of land with all utilities including sewer, and a well. One of the homes is probably unsalvageable, its dropped $5k in 30 days and is just in bad shape, but still liveable according to the owner. Its $39k.
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Going to look at 2 of 4 properties tomorrow. 2 have homes already on them, 2 are plots of land with all utilities including sewer, and a well. One of the homes is probably unsalvageable, its dropped $5k in 30 days and is just in bad shape, but still liveable according to the owner. Its $39k.