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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎
@sarahkorse.bsky.social
I was raised by cats. No, really.
I love comics, TTRPGs, and MMOs.
Jewish. Atheist. Socialist. Card-carrying Feminist and union member.
Bisexual.
Trans.
Danish.
She/Her
"A literal agent of Satan."
"The wrong Hebrew to fuck with."
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Alright, I'm getting a LOT of new followers, and quite a few don't seem to know who the hell I am, so:

I'm Jewish, atheist, trans, socialist, feminist, and a union member

Fuck Nazis
Fuck MAGATs
Fuck TERFs
Fuck homophobes
Fuck misogynists
Fuck MRAs
Fuck Incels
Fuck racists

Don't like it? Get out.
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Reminder for the holiday season. Keep them safe 🤟
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I’m doing cat commissions for $15 each. you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. I’ll be doing watercolors and mix in some other medium. If you want my cat art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of a cat that you’re a fan of in the comments.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Wait until he hears about Avengers Arena...
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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"We run it through the filtration system comma single person."
The Captain nods. "Good, good."
"Then we boil it for 20 minutes"
The Captain smiles "Excellent"
"And then we add a chlorine tablet."
The Captain beams "Outstanding!"
"And then we toss the undrinkable crap and open a couple of beers."
2/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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There's an old joke in the Danish Army. The newly minted Captain goes to inspect the veterans on an extended field exercise. He asks the guys "What do you do for water?"
One vet says "We get it from the stream."
The Captain goes "And then?"
1/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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"I thought you said you'd stop at nothing to get them?"
"I did. I did nothing, and then I stopped."
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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What are the shears for?!
We are discovering grandma and grandpa's kinks
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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If you see this, post a comic cover that you love.

The variant cover for the The Last Ronin #5 is a punch in the fucking feels.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I have a powerful urge to run a Star Wars TTRPG Blues Brothers adventure.

"It's 106 light years to Corelia, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of death sticks, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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How to entertain an autistic teen who just got into baking: "mistakenly" refer to a muffin as a cupcake. And then set back and let her regale you with the differences and the history of each.
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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‘It was a Clementine of Morgoth,’ said Sylvie; ‘of all cat-banes the most deadly, save the One who sits in the Dark Tower.’
I bought clementines and Sylvie has branded me a traitor, and enemy of cats everywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
‘It was a Clementine of Morgoth,’ said Sylvie; ‘of all cat-banes the most deadly, save the One who sits in the Dark Tower.’
I bought clementines and Sylvie has branded me a traitor, and enemy of cats everywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I bought clementines and Sylvie has branded me a traitor, and enemy of cats everywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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When you're such a disaster lesbian that the hive mind has to distance itself from you
#Pluribus
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
How to entertain an autistic teen who just got into baking: "mistakenly" refer to a muffin as a cupcake. And then set back and let her regale you with the differences and the history of each.
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I have a powerful urge to run a Star Wars TTRPG Blues Brothers adventure.

"It's 106 light years to Corelia, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of death sticks, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.

Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you see this, post a comic cover that you love.

The variant cover for the The Last Ronin #5 is a punch in the fucking feels.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Aww he looks so good <3

If I may take this moment to spotlight a similar kitty, Evander over in Wilmington DE could use some love! new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Scoobie snacks?!
toward the end of his life Timothy Leary was too ill to do much in the way of drugs so his caretaker would put a nug of weed and some cheese on a saltine and put it in the microwave for him, called them "Leary Biscuits". So I guess that was countercultural appropriation
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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A lot of understandable outrage on behalf of female journalists, who struggle to get treated with respect and decency. I agree with all that. But also, let's pour one out for sex workers whose only crime was to be honest about what they do for a living, only to get treated like trash for it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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hey friends,

i'll be discharged in an hour or so.

i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?

also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)

please help if you can 🙏🏽

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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What are the shears for?!
We are discovering grandma and grandpa's kinks
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM