Larry Hartzell
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Larry Hartzell
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Professor of US and AA history, Brookdale Community College, Monmouth County, NJ. Owner of a gift T-shirt: "World's Greatest Dad / Quarterfinalist." Lover of college hoops. Duke A.B '83, UVa M.A./ABD '88
Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help?

Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.

#dadjokes
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Jeff Kent? RUFKM? #BBHOF
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Proud to announce that I’ve been awarded the FIFA Community College History Professor Prize. I’m deeply honored to be so recognized. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

O’Jays
Commodores
Earth Wind and Fire
Diana Krall & Tony Bennett
Harry Chapin
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Unsung heroes of the holidays: those of us on dishes duty. #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You don't say? Huh!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anyone checked in on @canadianerrant.bsky.social ? He might be in need of some medical attention
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anybody heard from @canadianerrant.bsky.social tonight? Might wanna check in on him!
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nice job everybody! #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ohio State win?✔️
Penn State gacks another one? ✔️
Michigan embarrassed? ✔️

A great day of college football! 🏈
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
More like Pencil State, amirite?
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just finished my first dive into Useless Etymology by @jesszafarris.bsky.social and finding it even more charming than I expected! Brava!! Am left anticipating the next episode of Words Unraveled.
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Phillies gonna Philly! LOL!
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Congrats to the Blue Jays and to their biggest fan, my buddy @canadianerrant.bsky.social, for slaying the Evil Empire
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🚨BREAKING: Two registered Maine voters filed a motion to intervene in the U.S. Department of Justice’s lawsuit against the state Tuesday, aiming to stop what they call a “radical” federal overreach into their personal privacy. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Maine Voters Seek to Block DOJ Access to Confidential Registration Data
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
". . . we didn't speak with this hate. . . ."
September 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Slightly diminish a band:

KC and the Partly Cloudy Band
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Share one of your favorite movie characters
a woman in a blue suit and tie is standing in front of a blue wall .
ALT: a woman in a blue suit and tie is standing in front of a blue wall .
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Age verification? I watched Rex Kern, Jim Otis, Jack Tatum, John Brockington, et al, beat Michigan 50-14 then win the Rose Bowl and national title.
July 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

Glory (1989) and The Third Man (1949)
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
And this one belongs to the Reds! #reds
June 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Summer of 1984. Grad student @ UVA. Ran outdoor buffet for a restaurant on the Mall. Served Jessica Lange and Cissy Spacek in the same week. Big tippers.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Cheers
Deadwood
Wolf Hall
Boardwalk Empire
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
May 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Larry Hartzell
British historians: Brexit might be the most catastrophic act of national self-harm ever deliberately perpetuated.

America: Hold my beer.
April 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM