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Older (1969 vintage), not very experienced kinkster. Less pup these days. He/Him Yellow Pan Vers-top NSFW 18+ North West England 🇬🇧 THIS IS A NSFW ACCOUNT. NON-NSFW FOLLOWERS MAY BE BLOCKED http://www.sarsen.ws

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Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 6h

Waiting for my tyres to be changed and the smell of rubber is doing things to me

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 8d

It’s not just the Tories. Reform are facing escalating “hestility” like being labelled “fat right”, prompting “invviduals” to commit acts of “ferrorism”

A spelling error laden Reform leaflet. Honestly, you’re better of not knowing what it says.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 8d

FFS!

Tories are stupid. That’s all you need to know.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 9d

I know I repeat this from time to time but the moral panic really is coming for us. If you think being white, male and cis is going to protect you, you’re mistaken.

Screenshot of Turning Point UK post from 4 October 2025. Showing middle aged men, wearing dark jackets with “Kings Army” printed across them in gold, standing in lines down the middle of a street apparently in Soho, London. It’s dark and shops and bars are lit up.

The caption says “Activists from the 'King's Army' block traffic in Soho in protest of the immoral culture in the 'sex district.”

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 10d

It’s been blowing a gale outside all day while I’ve been craving blowing a cock inside. 😈

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 10d

I wanted to throw something at the TV when their Home Affairs spokesman was explaining why. Apparently it’s because the ECHR was written just after WW2.

Yes. So that nothing like Nazi Germany happened again!

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 10d

It was inevitable. Meanwhile, apparently, ten years olds know how to use VPNs to circumvent the OSA (and as VPNs are shipped with common antivirus software, I’m sure they have easy access to them).

But sure, let’s have a national digital ID.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 11d

In memoriam

Four flower planter buckets on a shop shelf. A red bucket “Tulip planter”. Two yellow buckets “Narcissi bucket”. And a purple bucket “Hyacinth bucket”.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 23d

Feeling in the mood to delete all my social media again.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 26d

As an over 50, where do I apply?

Sex parties and drugs at a council block meant to be for the over-50s has left residents in fear.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

PS: this is what usually happens under party list systems of proportional representation (which is one reason few proponents of PR support party lists).

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

logically the party should get to choose a new MP (without a by-election) if the sitting one dies, resigns or defects.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

Quite a few people raising the old “when an MP switches party, why isn’t there automatically a by-election?” question re the Kruger defection (or “defecation” as someone put it). Basically it’s because you vote for the person not the party. It may seem wrong but, if we vote for the party,

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

So Zuckerberg has claimed people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage". What he means is he won’t be able to tell people without smart glasses what to think.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

Let’s try this again.

The number of Tories defecting to Reform means Starmer’s choice to chase the Reform vote makes even less sense. Labour should frame Reform as Tory 2.0 with added nuts.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · 29d

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · Sep 14

A reminder to drill it in!!!
Breathplay is never safe.
It's simply less deadly when someone else is with you.
Your life is not worth less than a cumshot!
Never do breathplay alone!
You are not an exception!

A illustrated poster about not doing breathplay solo.
The text reads: Breathplay is never safe, it's just less deadly when someone else is there. Never play Solo.
In the middle of the poster is shown three figures.
A man in a jockstrap with a swimcap on his face. The note reads: Swim-caps prevent all access to oxygene and are incredibly hard to peel off the face when panicking. Avoid entirely.
Second figure is a rubber drone in a gasmask, goopey with lube. The note reads: Never use poppers in a way that if you pass out, it's still being inhaled. Don't put popper bottles in gasmask filters, use a rag and dose accordingly.
The third figure shows a rubber drone with a long gasmask hose wrapped around there body. The note reads: Long hoses can cause suffocation from lack of fresh oxygen.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 13

Look for places on the night tube routes (I think they only run Friday and Saturday) if you’re likely to return late. It’s possible to find a reasonably priced Travel Lodge/Premier Inn a little further out.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 13

Isn’t it time we declared Yaxley-Lennon, and his flag shagging mob, terrorists?

Terrorism: interpretation.
(1) In this Act "terrorism" means the use or threat of action where—
(a) the action falls within subsection (2),
(b) the use or threat is designed to influence the government [F1 or an international governmental organisation] or to intimidate the public or a section of the public, and
(c) the use or threat is made for the purpose of advancing a political, religious [F2, racial] or ideological cause.
(2) Action falls within this subsection if it—
(a) involves serious violence against a person,
(b) involves serious damage to property,
(c) endangers a person's life, other than that of the person committing the action,
(d) creates a serious risk to the health or safety of the public or a section of the public, or
(e) is designed seriously to interfere with or seriously to disrupt an electronic system.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 13

“officers… suffered broken teeth, concussion, a prolapsed disc, a head injury and a possible broken nose.” Meanwhile nearly 1,000 people were arrested under terrorism
legislation the other week for quietly sitting in Parliament Square and holding hand written signs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Police hurt during Tommy Robinson's Unite the Kingdom rally in London

Some 25 arrests are made after

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 10

Found this in today’s “Reform watch” email. I’ve clearly been letting the side down.

Monckton, who was once UKIP's deputy leader, had ludicrously claimed that some gay men have "as many as 20,000 partners" in their "short, miserable lives".

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 9

Apple reveal new AirPods with live translation feature.

Cut away image of stylised fish in black on white background containing red, blue and purple circuitry.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 8

Maybe l’m particularly sensitive about it, having been involved in the organisation as a youth and as an adult, but I feel it’s potentially damaging to the organisation and to kink.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hmmmm, not sure how I feel about a photo I’ve just seen on here.

I’ll always defend other people’s right to enjoy their kinks, even if it’s something I’m not into. However… wearing the uniform of a youth organisation to a kink event seems a bit ick.

Sarsen @sarsen.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’ve unfollowed accounts posting AI generated porn. I’ll do the same for AI ‘art’.

AI will not only take people’s livelihoods but do we want a world where everything is a pastiche of what’s come before?

🏳️‍⚧️ Commodore says Trans Rights Now @kinktodd.com · Sep 7

I unfollow folks posting generated "AI art," and accounts with mostly/only generated media are blocked on sight.

Don't care what people think of this. Generative "AI" is killing art, tech, writing, and everything else, shown to make people literally less intelligent (see study below). Do better.