Dr. SaRxcasm
@sarxcasticrph.bsky.social
Retail PharmD in the Midwest. Fluent in sarcasm. Mental Health/AuDHD. Crafting, baking, reading when I have the energy. Screaming into the void. Views my own. She/Her.
I was on such a productive cleaning streak. Then I had to change my bedding bc I've woken up drenched in sweat 4 out of 5 nights this week. And I didn't want to fight the fitted sheet, so now I am sitting
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was on such a productive cleaning streak. Then I had to change my bedding bc I've woken up drenched in sweat 4 out of 5 nights this week. And I didn't want to fight the fitted sheet, so now I am sitting
I just found some dried shredded cheese in my HCW vs Hunger hoodie that I haven't worn in at least a month and no idea how it got there 😂
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just found some dried shredded cheese in my HCW vs Hunger hoodie that I haven't worn in at least a month and no idea how it got there 😂
I just saw a pharmacist on TT offering free 15 min consults. And girl, I hope you have good liability insurance bc having worked with the public, your advice can be misconstrued and 15 min is not enough time to review everything to give advice to a complete stranger on the internet.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just saw a pharmacist on TT offering free 15 min consults. And girl, I hope you have good liability insurance bc having worked with the public, your advice can be misconstrued and 15 min is not enough time to review everything to give advice to a complete stranger on the internet.
I just saw the video of Sarah Paulsen reading Diane Keaton's emails
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December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just saw the video of Sarah Paulsen reading Diane Keaton's emails
I've slept like crap all week, woken up covered in sweat. So after my appt I chugged a double shot caramelicious and immediately took a 1 hour nap
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December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've slept like crap all week, woken up covered in sweat. So after my appt I chugged a double shot caramelicious and immediately took a 1 hour nap
Woke up with a terrible migraine and now it makes sense why my brain was short circuiting yesterday. I could not hear one tech, had to make her repeat almost everything bc my auditory processing was so delayed. And called for a transfer but greeted the pharmacy with my pt call back intro 🤦🏽♀️
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Woke up with a terrible migraine and now it makes sense why my brain was short circuiting yesterday. I could not hear one tech, had to make her repeat almost everything bc my auditory processing was so delayed. And called for a transfer but greeted the pharmacy with my pt call back intro 🤦🏽♀️
This is on top of the literally overflowing cartful of yarn I got when Joanns was closing. I better get to work!!
I needed 2 more skeins of yarn for my project. But they were on sale b2g1 free + cyber Monday discount. So I got 15 skeins for half the price
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December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is on top of the literally overflowing cartful of yarn I got when Joanns was closing. I better get to work!!
I needed 2 more skeins of yarn for my project. But they were on sale b2g1 free + cyber Monday discount. So I got 15 skeins for half the price
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December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I needed 2 more skeins of yarn for my project. But they were on sale b2g1 free + cyber Monday discount. So I got 15 skeins for half the price
Hear ye, hear ye: I made it 2 weeks without getting takout/delivery
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November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hear ye, hear ye: I made it 2 weeks without getting takout/delivery
Now we sacrifice children in the name of the second amendment like god intended (sarcasm)
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now we sacrifice children in the name of the second amendment like god intended (sarcasm)
When you get new nail polishes and want to try them all. Was going fo stained glass vibes, got 🌏 vibes instead 🤷🏾♀️
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When you get new nail polishes and want to try them all. Was going fo stained glass vibes, got 🌏 vibes instead 🤷🏾♀️
I had a dream that I bought a house and an apartment and forgot I bought the apartment and was not paying my bills there. While also trying to make it across town to my brother's wedding, on foot, in an ice storm, in a dress and no makeup.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I had a dream that I bought a house and an apartment and forgot I bought the apartment and was not paying my bills there. While also trying to make it across town to my brother's wedding, on foot, in an ice storm, in a dress and no makeup.
I hate that all high protein snacks are zero sugar. I WANT THE SUGAR!! Also sugar substitutes have a gross aftertaste
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hate that all high protein snacks are zero sugar. I WANT THE SUGAR!! Also sugar substitutes have a gross aftertaste
Sometimes I remember I'm not using my free will to it's full potential. So I had a pumpkin pie & whipped cream delivered with my groceries. Which I will have as a post dinner sweet treat for the rest of the week
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sometimes I remember I'm not using my free will to it's full potential. So I had a pumpkin pie & whipped cream delivered with my groceries. Which I will have as a post dinner sweet treat for the rest of the week
Sometimes I think Gail and I have the same "intuitive organization" system bc where the heck did I leave those clear trash bags for paper recycle?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes I think Gail and I have the same "intuitive organization" system bc where the heck did I leave those clear trash bags for paper recycle?!
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Exactly. If you want to hunt for fraud, waste, and abuse, you hire a coterie of foresnic accountants, auditors, and lawyers. If you want to hack the government to get data you can sell and use to grant yourself contracts over your competitors, you bring in teens and young adult hackers.
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
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It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
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www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Exactly. If you want to hunt for fraud, waste, and abuse, you hire a coterie of foresnic accountants, auditors, and lawyers. If you want to hack the government to get data you can sell and use to grant yourself contracts over your competitors, you bring in teens and young adult hackers.
Found a new recipe that called for star anise. Bought it. Did not realize it smells like black licorice. I hate black licorice. And it's so strong. Instant migraine.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Found a new recipe that called for star anise. Bought it. Did not realize it smells like black licorice. I hate black licorice. And it's so strong. Instant migraine.
Taking a moment from my day to day fuck andrew wakefield.
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Taking a moment from my day to day fuck andrew wakefield.
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I hope he steps on some legos, then a puddle in his socks, his pillow is always too warm & too flat, he gets all red lights, dogs bark at him, misses the last step everytime, and his coffee is never the right temperature
I just saw a lineman send off on TikTok and those first responder videos always get me 😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just saw a lineman send off on TikTok and those first responder videos always get me 😭😭
WHY do they always go for the neck injections on TV?!?
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November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
WHY do they always go for the neck injections on TV?!?
It is so hard for me not to go full scorched earth on my bestie's parents who are terrible people. Bc 1)she is very forgiving and says they did better than their parents did 2) they are the closest childcare
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It is so hard for me not to go full scorched earth on my bestie's parents who are terrible people. Bc 1)she is very forgiving and says they did better than their parents did 2) they are the closest childcare
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
But damn. They suck. Like physical (childhood) & emotional abuse & causing sibling drama
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American citizens pay more towards oil industry executives than they do towards SNAP recipients but for some reason people are more mad about the starving children and not the corporate fat cats giving themselves bonuses while the planet becomes unlivable
Your daily reminder that the fossil fuel industry is propped up by billions of dollars in U.S. government subsidies and a multimillion dollar campaign to spread climate disinformation. 💵
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
American citizens pay more towards oil industry executives than they do towards SNAP recipients but for some reason people are more mad about the starving children and not the corporate fat cats giving themselves bonuses while the planet becomes unlivable
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When you feel like crap on your birthday, you turn to the ancestors: cinnamon, mullein, and oregano
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I was looking for a poem I had saved in my photos and came across this and 😭😭😭
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