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utah birth photographer • student midwife 👶🏻 and doula • knitter 🧶 • speedrunner wife 🎮 and mom of 3 👦🏻👧🏼👧🏼 • space nerd 🤓 • D&D dungeon master 🎲 • she/her • 🍉🌈✌🏼🧡🩸• neurospicy 🧠

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Jan 19

I think I’ll just make a big long thread for a while, of some of these TikToks that never fail to make me laugh. Additions welcome.

#tiktok #tiktokarchive #tiktokbackup

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 2d

“I need to poop” is not what midwives want to hear when you’re en route to the birth center.

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 10d

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

@Sec_Noem on X: Chicago, we’re here for you.

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 18d

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 19d

I love watching people’s reactions to Greys Anatomy… seeing people come to the realization that no character by Shonda Rhimes is safe, going through every emotion there is. And then the theme song plays. “We have to watch more.” 😂

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 19d

Because you basically did lol, sorry!

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 20d

(2) called the cops yesterday to trespass (1) and (3) from her property and refused to have a conversation with them in the presence of police. (2) is also an immigration attorney, and would be a nightmare to deal with in court. (1) is worried how this will affect installing an 8-12ft concrete fence

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 20d

(2) left 4 trash bags at the curb next to her full trash bins, and (3) had space in her bins, so (3) grabbed 2 bags and put it in her bin so it could be picked up with less hassle to our garbage truck driver. (3) also had the audacity to let (2)’s contractors know about missing shingles.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 20d

Apparently, (1) and the elderly lady neigubor (3) on the other side of her have been dealing with (2)’s garbage blowing across their yards, because she doesn’t tie her trash bags, and leaves them at the curb or in her driveway when her bin is full. (1) returns it to the bags in the driveway for her.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 20d

I want to nominate my next door neighbor (1) to star in Real Housewives of Utah County. Things are really heating up on our street. Cops have been involved for probably over a year now because her next door neighbor (2) has neglected her dog to the point they’ve been trying to take her to court.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 24d

😭 this week has been such a dream

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · 29d

Hell yeah Robbie!

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 29d

Oh this is very cool

#MathNerds

NPR @npr.org · 29d

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

On 9/16/25, celebrate a date of mathematical beauty

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 14

It’s 1:20am. The birth center is dimly lit while an incredible mama powers through back-to-back contractions. Her midwife and I, and her husband, and her mother, all taking turns riding through them with her. She’s in transition now. You guys… moms are amazing. I love this work with my whole soul.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 13

“Hear me out! The last 3 times me and my homies did meth, we were all doing crazy shit, EXCEPT FOR PETE, Pete cleaned LITERALLY EVERYTHING and that lazy fucker hasn’t cleaned so much as a dish in 5 years of living here!“

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 12

I saw people had found records of him donating to Trump’s campaign?

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 12

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Sep 10

It’s ok to put the phone down.

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 10

We’re starting to see some confirmations that he passed away. Via a police officer who responded today, and House Speaker Schultz.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 10

1 mile 2,000 foot altitude Temporary Flight Restriction is being put in place by Homeland Security around the building where he got shot. Drone operators are scanning back yards in a search grid. K9 on scene searching from a last known location. I don’t think they have who they’re looking for.

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sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 10

Despite the video at UVU of someone being apprehended, there is an active police perimeter in place, and dispatch is trying to disseminate a description: Suspect is wearing all black, long pants, black bag, aviator glasses, and a long gun.

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 9

Rest well, sweet Biscuit

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Sep 9

Dude, I got this notification while I was in the middle of curating more photography tutorials into a playlist to share with my friends, who have expressed interest or even dabbled a bit with basic cameras, but are overwhelmed at the complexity of photography and don’t know where to start.

PEACE ✌🏼

sassyzeni @sassyzeni.bsky.social · Aug 18

Buckley Draw Fire, UT 🔥