Satan
@satanshouse.com
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.
She/her/Dammit Satan
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Satan
@satanshouse.com
· Dec 23
I am aware some ppl do not like my name, however it wont be changing. Secondarily I am not too "cute" to be named this. Just listen and reason this out. Who is stealing your soul between the two of us. Look into my eyes and tell me you are picking the other one. 1/2 #dogsofbluesky
It’s been a terrible 24 hours for Minnesota. It’s been a terrible two weeks. Tired of the federal government, tired of propaganda. Just tired of all of it. Canada or Iceland or one of you others please come take over
January 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It’s been a terrible 24 hours for Minnesota. It’s been a terrible two weeks. Tired of the federal government, tired of propaganda. Just tired of all of it. Canada or Iceland or one of you others please come take over
Video from the shooting (don’t watch if it makes you sick). Clearly not trying to run anyone over, no one was in front of the SUV. Also being reported she was shot in the side/back of the head www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
From the Minneapolis community on Reddit: Eyewitness video of this AM. Terrible
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January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Video from the shooting (don’t watch if it makes you sick). Clearly not trying to run anyone over, no one was in front of the SUV. Also being reported she was shot in the side/back of the head www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
Great day to be in Minneapolis….
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Great day to be in Minneapolis….
Someone asked what I felt like. Best way to describe it is this. Go to Target. Buy 1000 bags of cotton balls. Mash them all together, and then put your hand in it. Its me. (also I ate this fleshy hand after it departed my massage)
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Someone asked what I felt like. Best way to describe it is this. Go to Target. Buy 1000 bags of cotton balls. Mash them all together, and then put your hand in it. Its me. (also I ate this fleshy hand after it departed my massage)
I cant read cause im a dog, but this is what my dad says
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I cant read cause im a dog, but this is what my dad says
Do I look like I am mad and contemplating everything? Cause I am. I just got back from the groomer and they "expressed my anal glands". THEY PUT FINGERS UP MY BUTT. Fuck all of this. I dont think I can go on. I have been violated.
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do I look like I am mad and contemplating everything? Cause I am. I just got back from the groomer and they "expressed my anal glands". THEY PUT FINGERS UP MY BUTT. Fuck all of this. I dont think I can go on. I have been violated.
its once again snowing, and I have been locked inside all morning because Im not supposed to get all wet before I go to the groomer. Someone call the ASPCA on these ppl
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
its once again snowing, and I have been locked inside all morning because Im not supposed to get all wet before I go to the groomer. Someone call the ASPCA on these ppl
Oh Em Gee. It’s like hell on earth right now. I’m so in love with this. Please let me back inside in April and not before
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh Em Gee. It’s like hell on earth right now. I’m so in love with this. Please let me back inside in April and not before
If I dont get the good stuff tonight, there will be hell to pay (literally)
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If I dont get the good stuff tonight, there will be hell to pay (literally)
The nerve of some ppl. Trying to make me go inside of all things. Piss off. I will go inside in April, leave me alone
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The nerve of some ppl. Trying to make me go inside of all things. Piss off. I will go inside in April, leave me alone
a couple of my greatest hits from the past year. I have been so good. #onthegoodlist #santaiscoming #samoyed #beauty
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
a couple of my greatest hits from the past year. I have been so good. #onthegoodlist #santaiscoming #samoyed #beauty
Trying to explain how sorry I am I ate a brick of cheese off the counter while mom was distracted by a work call. I got yelled at.
(I’m not sorry)
(I’m not sorry)
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trying to explain how sorry I am I ate a brick of cheese off the counter while mom was distracted by a work call. I got yelled at.
(I’m not sorry)
(I’m not sorry)
So tired of this week that Grogu is going to pay for it. Yelled at twice for licking Shortys drool strings, yelled at for biting at Cobbers back legs. Yelled at for eating a brick of cheese. Yelled at for visiting the neighbor kids. Girl can’t do ANYTHING FUN AT ALL
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So tired of this week that Grogu is going to pay for it. Yelled at twice for licking Shortys drool strings, yelled at for biting at Cobbers back legs. Yelled at for eating a brick of cheese. Yelled at for visiting the neighbor kids. Girl can’t do ANYTHING FUN AT ALL
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is an absolutely gorgeous day for outside!
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It is an absolutely gorgeous day for outside!
Look how cute I look licking the droolcicles from Short Rounds face.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Look how cute I look licking the droolcicles from Short Rounds face.
Supposed to get some decent snow starting this afternoon and I’m sooooooo excited for it
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Supposed to get some decent snow starting this afternoon and I’m sooooooo excited for it
My ppl left me today to play in the snow without me. Very unfair, gonna leave hairs all over their pillows
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My ppl left me today to play in the snow without me. Very unfair, gonna leave hairs all over their pillows
The people think it’s too cold today but it’s just about ideal really
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The people think it’s too cold today but it’s just about ideal really
Happy Monday from. It’s a glorious 9 degrees. It doesn’t get much better for a Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy Monday from. It’s a glorious 9 degrees. It doesn’t get much better for a Monday.
So much fun today, winter should last forever
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So much fun today, winter should last forever
We got more snow, its so blissful.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We got more snow, its so blissful.
@batfett.bsky.social this seems like something you should do www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U5eL6c/
First fit of Gingerbread Mando #mandalorian #gingerbread #cosplay #christmas #starwars
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November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@batfett.bsky.social this seems like something you should do www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U5eL6c/