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Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.

She/her/Dammit Satan
My ppl have been gone for almost the better part of 5 days marching in Minneapolis (it’s worse here than what you are even seeing). Trying to have a talk with him about all of it (and get some hugs for myself). So tired
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Someone asked what I felt like. Best way to describe it is this. Go to Target. Buy 1000 bags of cotton balls. Mash them all together, and then put your hand in it. Its me. (also I ate this fleshy hand after it departed my massage)
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Oh Em Gee. It’s like hell on earth right now. I’m so in love with this. Please let me back inside in April and not before
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If I dont get the good stuff tonight, there will be hell to pay (literally)
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
a couple of my greatest hits from the past year. I have been so good. #onthegoodlist #santaiscoming #samoyed #beauty
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trying to explain how sorry I am I ate a brick of cheese off the counter while mom was distracted by a work call. I got yelled at.

(I’m not sorry)
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We had, visitors, yesterday #dogsofbluesky #samoyed #newfoundland
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I want out
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM