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jake
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guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
very much not a christmas music guy but every year step into christmas gets higher on my favorite christmas songs list
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
sean payton. 100%
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
if i'd never before heard craig albernaz speak i would still think he's from eastern new england. very boston-looking guy
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i don't believe serious contenders allow adam pelech to score on them
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
if you see this post your favorite pokemon
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This is how my mom organizes her cats
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
brockmire (2017)
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
for the first time in quite a while i drove a long distance to go to a show alone and wasn't sad that i went alone
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a great thing about a two-band bill is the headliner will be on before 9
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
great story jon thanks
here is THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, episode 2:
mike sweeney vs. jeff weaver. this story involves jim caviezel, steve wilkos, extreme passive-aggressiveness, some solid ground-and-pound, a cheap shot, and eventual crying www.patreon.com/posts/mike-s...
MIKE SWEENEY VS. JEFF WEAVER: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 2. | Secret Base
Get more from Secret Base on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Getting a back tattoo of the Carl's Jr logo and the Hardee's logo with the caption "two worlds....one family-Phil Collins"
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
zach ertz just mark andrewsed. except andrews does that once a season
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
MORE LIKE BO PIX
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the milk check of all milk checks
What a one-handed catch! 😵
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
noted denver broncos player nick bonino
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
pigeons aren't real
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
someone needs to rank everyone in the last waltz from least to most stoned
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i have so many questions
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
best beths song? i think it's my favorite www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2a...
The Beths - "Change In The Weather" (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by The Beths
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM