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cliveaderbys.bsky.social @cliveaderbys.bsky.social · 5d

22/13 in VC57. An unprecedented 4 Merveille du Jour 😀. Photographed 3, then another turned up 🤯
Also a different Large Wainscot amongst the usual autumn fare. #TeamMoth

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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 5d

This is for anyone who needs a pickmeup—Jim at your service 🫡 Sheep LOVE dandelions 🌼

Please help us closer to our Just Giving goal — which helps us with feed, forage, farrier, vets & supplies — Jim (& all the animals!) would be so HUGELY grateful:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

#rescueanimals

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 14d

I want to be surrounded by crazy artists, but in reality I'll probably be just confronted with people, who try to cave the perfect armpit from a block of stone.

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Colin Walker @colinwalker.blog · 23d

Shhhhh! I'm trying to boil match.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 23d

That's a fantastic pun.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 23d

I just turned the knobs on the stove down dramatically and thought: this is DJing for house husbands. #cooking #techno #house

A middle-aged man in an apron stands in a warmly lit kitchen, dead serious. He’s wearing full DJ headphones, both hands on a mixer seamlessly fused into the stovetop. Two pots are steaming beside him like twin turntables. Rust-red tiles behind him, spice jars on the shelf. Domestic techno intensity.

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He wasn’t cooking, he was mixing heat.

Two burners. Two channels.

The BPM of butter. The EQ of cumin.

He stirred not for flavor, but for flow.

DJ Hauskraft, live from the spice aisle.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 27d

I always cringe at German vocals unless they are mixed by Tham. He is so gifted when it comes to picking lines with layering: "Kein Gott, kein Schlaf! Wir tanzen bis der Himmel bricht! Kein Licht, nur Kraft, die Nacht gehört uns Gesicht für Gesicht." #Techno
youtu.be/7zpb9vU1i6Y?...

THAM - 13.07.25 - hof radio

YouTube video by hof radio

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 28d

Conversations are a pulse
not an electrocardiogram.

#writing #philosophy #poetry

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 29d

Some trees don't just grow, they guard your path.

#ThickTrunkTuesday

A wide forest trail lined with large, thick-trunked trees. The focus is on one especially massive tree in the foreground, its bark dark and textured, its branches forming a broad V-shape overhead. Sunlight filters through the green leaves, casting warm highlights and soft shadows across the path and surrounding foliage. Fallen leaves and scattered husks lie on the forest floor, hinting at early autumn. The tree appears still, but protective.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 29d

It didn’t move, but I felt it shift.

#Thicktrunktuesday

A dense forest scene with a thick, weathered tree at the center, its trunk wrapped in ivy and branches twisting like arms. The light filters through vibrant green leaves above, casting dappled shadows on the undergrowth below. A living presence emerges from the natural symmetry.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · 29d

If you gaze at the tree long enough, the tree also gazes into you.

#Thicktrunktuesday

A massive tree trunk with thick, textured bark dominates the frame. Subtle contours in the wood form the faint suggestion of a face. Eyes, a nose, perhaps even a solemn mouth. The lighting is soft and natural, casting gentle shadows that enhance the illusion. The surrounding forest is blurred, making the trunk feel alive, centered, and watching. A quiet, haunting presence, as if the tree remembers being looked at.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 23

Two thick trunks; entangled but distinct.
Aligned by wilderness. Untwisted by time.

#thicktrunktuesday

Two tall, thick tree trunks rise from the forest floor side by side, slightly leaning toward each other. Their bark is rough and textured, wrapped in vines and framed by a lush green canopy. A split, fallen branch bridges the gap between them, forming a natural arch. The ground is covered in dry leaves and chestnut husks, signaling early autumn.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 22

What are these brain flowers called?

Neuroleptics.

A close-up photo of a vibrant flower resembling the folds of a human brain. Its ruffled, coral-pink petals twist in intricate patterns atop a fuzzy stem, surrounded by green leaves and other softly blurred blossoms in the background. The flower evokes both beauty and neural complexity.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 22

I pointed the Nothing eye into the core of a broken tree.
Light flickered through the wound.
But the sensor, in trying to show me everything,
Showed me too much.

It brightened the dark.
Faked a fog.
Turned subtle light into bloom.

#nothingphone3 #nothing #writing

Close-up photo taken inside the hollow trunk of a decaying tree. Sharp spines of fallen chestnut shells rest among dried leaves at the base. A vertical slit in the bark lets in a bright shaft of light; exaggerated by the camera sensor into a soft bloom that gives the interior a fog-like glow. The rough textures of the bark and wood are finely detailed, but the lighting appears unnaturally elevated compared to real-life conditions.

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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · Sep 21

Looking for something to watch on your Sunday evening? How about our latest YouTube video?

Expect cute sheep; important sanctuary jobs and a visit from Andy the Shepherd who chats all things wildlife & conservation!

Please subscribe, it’s free!

youtu.be/beo0OSIU0Cg?...

#youtube #rescueanimals

Goodbye Summer: gentle sheep management; wildlife & conservation

YouTube video by MiniMotley Sanctuary

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Softness scales when presence leads.

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

This is the point where the product description stops being oddly worded and starts reading like the intro to a dystopian bedtime ritual manual. “The adult ear cleaner produces very little noise. You can clean your children’s ears while they sleep without worrying that they’ll wake up.”

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

This is the from the product description of the Amazon listing for the earwax vacuum.

And friends… I regret to inform you:

"You can clearly see the earwax in the dark and at night and remove it while avoiding damage to the ear canal caused by insufficient lighting."

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Bruh Bluesky did me dirty. I just tagged it as suggestive to be safe. That adult content label makes it appear way more cursed than it actually is. It's just a meme with suggestive tech horror, no nudity, no pipe cam 🌽.

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Saw an ear wax vacuum cleaner with a camera and WiFi support on Amazon.

For some reason, my brain went straight to this cursed scenario.

It’s not kink. It’s kick.com.

#memes

Four-panel meme featuring a mock doctor–patient consultation in a medical office.
Top left: A worried-looking man says, “DOCTOR I JUST WANTED TO TEST HOW THE CAMERA OF MY EAR WAX VACUUM CLEANER PERFORMS IN LOW LIGHT.”
Top right: A bald doctor with glasses, shocked, responds, “WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME IS YOU SHOVED THE EAR WAX VACUUM CLEANER UP YOUR URETHRA?”
Bottom left: The doctor looks down, visibly disturbed, and mutters, “Looks like you are live on kick.com.”
Bottom right: The man stares down at his phone in disbelief.

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Saw an ear wax vacuum cleaner with a camera and WiFi support on Amazon.

For some reason, my brain went straight to this cursed scenario.

It’s not kink. It’s kick.com.

#memes

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Impossible without AI!

#memes #nvidia #samsung #gemini

A parody Samsung ad titled “Galaxy Canal™” shows a foldable phone on a café table. Its cover screen displays a close-up image of earwax inside an ear canal, labeled “Google Gentini Live.” The ad slogans read: “Fold it. Flip it. Stream your wax.” and “Because nothing says innovation like broadcasting your skull to the cloud.” The aesthetic mimics corporate tech marketing, mocking invasive AI products with absurd sincerity.

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Sep 21

1. Bluesky doesn’t downrank links
2. You can choose your own algorithm from among thousands
3. The whole app is open source

This keeps it a free and open platform by design, leading to better click-throughs and traffic to your site.

We 💙 the open web.

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

Just had a meme idea. Not sure if I can bring it to life.

scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 21

In case anybody is looking for some extra workout motivation: youtu.be/QseDZULSsYA?...

#techno

SHLØMO FULL SET @ SONORA (Bordeaux Edition)

YouTube video by SONORA WORLD

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scale @scale97.bsky.social · Sep 20

Billionaires are an absurd anomaly in a capitalist system. I am not calling them outright evil without context.
Keeping all that money to yourself, while ecosystems collapse is unforgivable though.
#climatecrisis #climate #nature

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