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His friend toad could not be reached for comment
If Trump drops the cost of IVF by 800%, maybe our parents can start having kids again.
“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to retire!”
It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care?
But I want to argue with the Tom who loves tandoori and digs it when Robert Plant sings about hobbits? Why can’t you be *that* Tom??
Clutch. Didn’t even come down to the wire.
You’re one more great post away from a triple crown
I stopped listening to that tandoori-loving Led Zep-obsessed nincompoop years ago.
I swear to god, when I was a young man, I played with a middle aged dad with a killer stop-and-pop jumper who shouted “Hal Greer!” when he hoisted a deep game winner.
I think any respectable makeup person would expect him to stiff them on the bill. Hard to get good help when that good help assumes you’re not going to pay them.
Rage is MAGA’s drug of choice, and they’d like nothing more than for the rest of us to take a big hit of it.
I bet your version of Battle of Evermore was epic.
They only bought a three year service contract to cover repairs and maintenance.
Well, in that case, we elected the robot and got what we elected, I suppose. Kinda surprising the robot wasn't up for another four years.
200,000,000% tariff on any city built by rock ‘n’ roll
He hasn’t even release Van Hollen II yet!
Union City Blue by Blondie. RIP Clem Burke.
I didn’t have “tariffs lead to free universal healthcare” on my 2025 bingo card, and I’m struggling to imagine anyone who did.
Tom, those toy poodles are descended from wolves, it was absolutely fair to cry “wolf” when they showed up
That takes all the fun out of bootlegging it, Tom
Just know that my pickle-themed account “Guillermo dill Toro” is meant to be a loving tribute, not an impersonation of any kind.