Mephit Colean
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GreetiΛln's Earthlin's! And welcoΛΛe To... ⚡︎World DoΛΛination!⚡︎ Nwee Hee Hee! ((mun is 21 ((profile pic done by @drawydraws.bsky.social #M3m3z
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schemingconiver.bsky.social
#HSRP
#HomestuckRP
[Your name is Mephit Colean. You simply ADORE any kind of evil force in media. Your 1 goal in life is to finally take over an entire planet and hand it over to Her Imperious Condescension. You hope in doing so you will become her second in command.]
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HSRP18+
schemingconiver.bsky.social
I Feckin' Will!
Because W'at T'e Feck 'as 4c'an Been Tellin' ΛΛe T'is W'ole TiΛΛe?!
iffywoofs.bsky.social
AaAsk the humaAans where the pp is coming from.
schemingconiver.bsky.social
Wait, Is T'e Planet W'ere 'uΛΛans Live NOT Called Eart'?
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
schemingconiver.bsky.social
Wait, Is T'e Planet W'ere 'uΛΛans Live NOT Called Eart'?
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
schemingconiver.bsky.social
No!
T'is Place Doesn't Need Anot'er Ruler!
T'e One We 'ave Is Already Bloody Perfect!
I'ΛΛ Talkin' Ta T'ose Bootlegs On Eart-!
schemingconiver.bsky.social
T'en It Wouldn't Bloody ΛΛatter
I'ΛΛ Not Feckin' Talkin' About Ye, Now AΛΛ I?
schemingconiver.bsky.social
⚡︎Nwee Hee Hee!⚡︎
Ye Dare Defy ΛΛe An' ΛΛe Plan Ta Take Over Ye Puny Planet?
What ΛΛakes Ye T'ink Ye Can Stop ΛΛe, Ye Round Panned Weaklin'?!
schemingconiver.bsky.social
...
Lads
I Swear On ΛΛe Life I Have SOΛΛET'IN' Cookin' Up
Ye Cunts'll All Be Bowin' Ta ΛΛe In Due TiΛΛe!
schemingconiver.bsky.social
...
Ye know
Blue ain't a real...
Descriptive descripter 4 'u₥ans
But eh
I'll keep an eye out 4 'ny blue fockers I guess
centralcrocuta.bsky.social
Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!!

He’s a real prankster.

Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
schemingconiver.bsky.social
well I'₥ not feckin' talkin' about ye dip-4-shits!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
schemingconiver.bsky.social
well I'₥ not feckin' talkin' about ye dip-4-shits!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
centralcrocuta.bsky.social
Hey! I’M no ookbeast!!! Plus your boots are laMe and stupid. I hate theM.
schemingconiver.bsky.social
⚡︎I return ye 'airless ookbeasts!⚡︎
⚡︎Grovel b'neat' ₥e feckin' cool boots I totally own!⚡︎
schemingconiver.bsky.social
⚡︎I return ye 'airless ookbeasts!⚡︎
⚡︎Grovel b'neat' ₥e feckin' cool boots I totally own!⚡︎
schemingconiver.bsky.social
#HSRP
#HomestuckRP
[Your name is Mephit Colean. You simply ADORE any kind of evil force in media. Your 1 goal in life is to finally take over an entire planet and hand it over to Her Imperious Condescension. You hope in doing so you will become her second in command.]
♡+⟳
HSRP18+
schemingconiver.bsky.social
Fi₦ally!
About Bloody Ti₥e I Got O₦ This Da₥₦ed App!