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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

The holodeck Crystal Lake slasher stereotypes scene is one of the funniest self-aware bit in horror, imho! 🤣👍🎞

Pen drawing of a heavily shadowed Jason Voorhees wearing a futuristic mask drawn on a black background.

Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much! I need to figure out merch stuff soon!

Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the fun and banter tonight, Drive-In Mutants! Gonna fall asleep to Jason X and dream of nu-metal! Sleep well, folks!
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #JasonX #FearFest

Pen drawing of Jason Voorheees wearing a futuristic hockey mask drawn on a black background.

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Awesome double-feature tonight, Mutants! Here's my new John Saxon and Jason Voorhees art to celebrate tonight's The Last Drive-In double-feature!
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #ANightmareOnElmStreet #FreddyVSJason #FearFest @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

Pen drawing of John Saxon looking mad and Jason Voorhees wearing a hockey mask sitting on a desk.

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Am I the only one who feels mildly cheated by the Friday the 13th / Nightmare on Elm Streeet crossover not including a dance-off between Mark Patton and Crispin Glover?
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #FreddyVSJason #FearFest

Pen drawing of Crispin Glover wearing a beanie and a leather jacket looking scared drawn on a piece of floral stationery.

Pen drawing of Mark Patton sleeping drawn on a torn-out crossword puzzle book page.

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

🖤🖤🖤

Pen drawing of Jason Voorhees wearing a hockedy mask and looming forward drawn on a black background.

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

They mentioned potential match-ups with Freddy and Jason going against horror icons like Ash or Pinhead; personally I'd like to see them fight Abbott and Costello ...
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #FreddyVSJason #FearFest

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Truth on both ends!

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

"I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things, and Jason has got this big old thing and like ..."

"Sometimes a machete is just a machete." -Sigmund Freud
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #FreddyVSJason #FearFest

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digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 1d

Fun Fact 2: To promote the movie, there was a weight in at Las Vegas. Yes, even had Buffer doing the announcing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq2y...

#TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVsJason #FearFest #AMCFearFest

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

I'm kind of surprised that Freddy doesn't pull out a Rocky, 'I didn't hear not bell ..." joke during the titular fight scene ... Granted, I guess he was technically a supernatural being since 1968, so he may be behind on cinema ...
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #FreddyVSJason #FearFest

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

:: New Line Cinema Execs locking away the tomes of unused Freddy VS Jason screenplays ::

Fools. Bureaucratic fools! They don't know what they've got there ...
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#TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #MutantFam #FreddyVSJason #FearFest

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Tales From the Cryptlette @manofthetown.bsky.social · 1d

I would have liked the version where you get a different winner based on which theater you went to. I love dumb shit like that. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam ##FreddyvsJason ##Fridaythe13th

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Sign me up for that gimmick!
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#TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVSJason #MutantFam #FearFest #TLDI

Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

And done! Here's my new portrait of Jason Voorhees to celebrate tonight's FearFest Last Drive-In presentation of Freddy VS Jason! Thanks for checking it out!
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#TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVSJason #MutantFam #FearFest #TLDI #Art #TheLastDrawIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Pen drawing of Jason Voorhees wearing a hokey mask and facing right drawn on a postal sticker.

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Scott Jones @traumahound00.bsky.social · 1d

The good thing about watching this on my dvr (and night on time, obviously) is that I can fast forward through the commercials. Although those Burger King commercials last year did work on me. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #ANightmareOnElmStreet

Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Uh ... Gosh darn it! I'm too stoned for this!!!! 🤣

Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Me, waiting for the Freddy VS Jason / Kramer VS Kramer crossover ...
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#TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVSJason #MutantFam #FearFest #TLDI

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of ironic that the stoner archetype was so susceptible to Freddy, considering frequent cannibis consumption tends to be linked to reduced dream vividness and frequency.
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#TheLastDriveIn #FreddyVSJason #MutantFam #FearFest #TLDI

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lordy! 🤣🤣🤣