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digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

Tomorrow, we start disc three with the return of Shadow Moon! "The Prince of Shadow Strikes Back!" #KamenRiderBlackRX

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

Next week, only one can walk away! "A Bad Sign!" #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

Again, this is mostly fighting, but it's nice to hear that we see our heroes are actually doing more than just wrestling to be heroes and...again, I ask, how did the VA's NOT have fun with this? #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

So, this hero vs. hero match? Yah, Hydrozora was about to BBQ THE CIVILIANS when Wally KICKED THE LAZIER OUT OF THE WAY! Top it all off, Hydrozora, because the ring is on fire, is offering his body to Wally.

The yaoi section on Fanfiction Dot Net went nuts. #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not kidding, Wally's mom wanted Hydrozora to kick her own son's ass for chilling with da ladies past his bedtime (Remember, 14)...until a group of kids reveal that Wally got some kids off the street and helped an old lady cross the street! #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

Hydrozora's not done as he turns his body into glass...and spills the beans that Wally's been a lady's walrus, pissing off his family and TURNING THEM AGAINST HIM, GIVING HYDROZORA THE A OK TO FRY WALLY'S FUR! #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

Hydrozora's not done as he turns his body into glass...and spills the beans that Wally's been a lady's walrus, pissing off his family and TURNING THEM AGAINST HIM, GIVING HYDROZORA THE A OK TO FRY WALLY'S FUR! #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 9h

"That's it, mommy's coming!" I'm assuming these are all no DQ matches as Wally's mom tosses him a giant fish, causing a hole in Hydrozora and allowing Wally to break free! This causes Wally to realize the family's there and eat the fish!

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#UltimateMuscle

Popeye eat spinach

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digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

"Of course, water beds don't fight back!"

Snoopy and Peppermint Patty beg to differ.

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#UltimateMuscle #Peantus

Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown! (1977) - Snoopy's Goodnight Kisses Scene (3/10) | Movieclips

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digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Because Hydrozora's made of water, it's easier to literally put Wally in his body and drown him in the ring! #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

It turns out Jager's trainer...friend...someone...is an old Muscle League foe of King Muscle named Broken Jr and that Red Rain of Pain is his move!

Meanwhile, Wally's family is watching the match and we see that Wally learned not to be nice. #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Up next, it looks like it's up to Wally to make sure it's not up to Kid. "Water Damage." #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Honestly, there was more story towards the end with the reveal of the Red Ring of Pain and the mystery on who the guy is, this was mostly fighty fight fights. Not bad, but not much to write about. #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Well, Jager has a temper problem and revealed the attack his mentor told him not to...and Meat knows this attack very well... #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

"I know what's happening to you..." It turns out Dik Dik is drained drained as spending all his energy to attack Jager, who has a better stamina and it looks like there's trouble...until Jager loses the skull on his neck. #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

"HE BLOCKED THE BLITZKRIEG!" ...uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

While Wally's match is going on, Dik Dik's match just got started...and some dude in the stands seems to be really interested in Jager... #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

"We have to agree on visitation rights!" OH MY GOD, WHO DIDN'T HAVE FUN WITH THIS!? #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

So, it looks like they split up the matches, one is at an arena on a hand...and one's on a foot on the river. #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

So, it's time for the first match of the tournament: Jaeger Vs. Dik Dik Van Dik. Did I mention the obvious joke? #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Previously on #UltimateMuscle: With the dMp supposedly dead, the heroes we've been following have taken it easy...TOO EASY according to some of the Muscle League, so now a new generation's gonna come in unless at least ONE of our heroes win a tournament!

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 10h

Up next, one of 'em's gotta go! "The Muscle League Vs. The Muscle League!" #UltimateMuscle

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 11h

Now this is the song
About #greysanatomy
I have to say it tonight...
HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT (HUZZAH!) #MST3K

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digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 12h

"CRANK IT!" What's the worst that can happen?

*POW* *POP* *CRASH* That. #911NashvilleOnABC

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 12h

Well, helluva first day for trainin'. #911NashvilleOnABC

digiranma.bsky.social @digiranma.bsky.social · 12h

"I think the universe put you where you are for a reason." Considering it's Ryan Murphy, we all know the answer's karma, right? #911NashvilleOnABC