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History literally repeats as Tatsuya takes naoto to the hospital and starts to realize something odd is going on...and is still being an asshole. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The monster zaps the two red rangers, with Naoto's device getting hit the hardest! And the rest of the team is getting clobbered to boot...until suddenly, Naoto wakes up back in the lab...with a sense of deja vu. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The team finds where the monster is hacking the hospitals and...

"Can I help you?"

...fall for the oldest trick in the book as an old guy transforms into the monster and zaps Tatsuya and Naoto. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The monster of the day hacked all the hospitals in the area. If they don't pay 50 million yen per person, they all die.

...so...AMERICAN insurance? #Timeranger
Turns out Time Fire is the kid's favorite and he won't get it if Time Fire ain't comin'...and Naoto ain't morphin'.

CUE TIME MAFIA HOSPITAL ATTACK! #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Turns out Time Fire is the kid's favorite and he won't get it if Time Fire ain't comin'...and Naoto ain't morphin'.

CUE TIME MAFIA HOSPITAL ATTACK! #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tatsuya promised a kid he'd bring Time Fire to his hospital room...and to nobody's shock, Naoto is an asshole about it.

Granted, he should've given Naoto a heads up, but still... #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
We open with Naoto getting scanned and---

...and tomorrow, @Ochan30 will be abusing the pause button (Not now due to plans).

---as the Guardians try to figure more things out about the morpher and it's technology. #timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Up next...

youtu.be/vUi1PdYn5nk?...

"Tomorrow Isn't Coming!"

...

(Knows some philosophy)

...Japan, we need to talk... #Timeranger
GROUNDHOG DAY WAKEUP
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December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Look, I get Japanese TV shows treat kids with more intelligence and maturity than American shows in a 80's PG way...but man, was this ep creepy for all the wrong reasons. We're talking "Sword Art Online" Levels of uncomfortable. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Monster goes back into the freezer, the group that hired the assassin gets exposed and the bar shut down, and Yuuri flashes back to what she was thinking, that Tatsuya should save her...and Tatsuya goes on to be an asshole one degree short of Ranma Saotome. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Naoto shows up and joins in the fight...and shows that little pea shooter he has pre morphed can actually pack a punch. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Tatsuya is determined to come to the rescue and not let Yuuri become an assassin...but...given all someone has to do is look at the blood work and see the people doing it got sprayed...

Anyway, Tatsuya jumps in time and stops the bullet. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The word is out that the old guy's being moved so Yuuri is under orders to shoot him the moment the old guy comes out. Well, Yuuri fights it enough to warn the guys she's about to shoot someone...until Abble sees this and doubles down on the ruffy spray. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh, and he didn't take off her clothes, no, thankfully.

He just fondled her.

...Japan...we need to talk... #Timeranger
Because he's a nutty ass stalker, Abble got the drop on Yuuri and takes her somewhere, leaving the morpher behind...and the communicator off.

Yeah, the kids' show is about to...

(Sees him taking off her clothes)

...HAS gotten to uncomfortable places. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
...annnnnnnnnd it turns out the gas not only knocked her out, but it's a ruffy as she's mind controlled to do whatever Abble says...

...not that it's much better, but ThANKFULLY it's being used to finish the job from earlier. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Because he's a nutty ass stalker, Abble got the drop on Yuuri and takes her somewhere, leaving the morpher behind...and the communicator off.

Yeah, the kids' show is about to...

(Sees him taking off her clothes)

...HAS gotten to uncomfortable places. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Thus he turned to crime to pull an Uno reversal: Get HER to FOLLOW him.

Did I mention he was a nutty ass stalker with a crush? #Timeranger
Abel sees it's Yuuri, and they did work together...and it turns out he's a nutty ass stalker with a crush on her.

Not even kidding, he'd follow her home to the point where HR had to get involved and fire his ass. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Abel sees it's Yuuri, and they did work together...and it turns out he's a nutty ass stalker with a crush on her.

Not even kidding, he'd follow her home to the point where HR had to get involved and fire his ass. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Well, the assassin in charge checks for info only Yuuri can know via the cops and seems to be the case...except this just makes them even MORE paranoid, so they're gonna follow her before they get to Able.

Oh, and that wasn't him, just a go between. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"It's two hearts..." Beating together until the end of time? #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Well, this was to set up that she wants to join this group and---

...unless that human is not the former cop in disguise, shouldn't he be going "Hey, you look like someone I know with more makeup, hold on." *BANG*? #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So, it's time for the team to...fake an assassination to get the attention of the real one?

...why not find the bar, put down a rose, and fake a job? #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well, because the time mob can blend in via shape shift, they gotta plan how they're gonna do the rose ceremony.

Meanwhile, the guy survived being shot and hired the city guardians to not have that happen again. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It turns out the rose is a motif for the assassin known as Able and he used to be a cop back in the 30th century...and Yuuri knows the monster of the week. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
we open with some rando going up to some rich guy and shooting him right in front of the cops. The causes Yuuri to realize it's connected to the time mafia being a rumor from an old guy that if you bring a rose to a bar, you're still on the sh---I mean hiring. #Timeranger
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM