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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 15h

next week we discuss him...

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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 6d

You get to see me toot my horn and become a proven fraud in the same video

Meet me on the leader boards tho

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D. Piskorowski @pd-cgt.bsky.social · 6d

DISASTER ARMS IS OUT
30 BOSSES
2 ARMS
1 SOLDIER
0 TURNING BACK

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 6d

It's Geverel day! Go buy disaster arms

Brooklyn 99 I've only had arlo for a day and a half meme edited to be about lili from Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 7d

Next SCHLOCKMASTERs episode is gonna on Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N an extremely cool jump shoot man games, probably one of my favorite games this year, which we were luck enough to get to play early. The game is out tomorrow so go buy it.

Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N. on Steam

- DRY CONTACT - INSTIGATION OF HYBRID SOLDIER LIFELINE - BIO-AFFECTIONATE HYPER NETWORK -

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 7d

hijacking this from tumblr

tumblr post originally from @therobotmonster featuring post title text the reads "Any Questions." with an image of a line graph. The y axis is labeled "Enjoyableness" with an arrow pointing from "Awesome" to "Dreck" the x axis is labelled "nakedness of cash grab". Along the x axis the graph broken up into 5 section labelled: Art: respectable by audience, critic, and historian. Enjoyable distraction from entropy. Why am I Watching This Zone. I'm Having Fun Take My Money. Art: fully commited to sparkle motion. The line is bell curve that peaks in the why am i watching this zone. Various points on the graph are label with titles of various media.
Below the original image there is a reblog by @Schlockmasters with the same graph edited to have a ovular region labelled "Da Schlock Zone Baybee" covering the lower parts of the enjoyable distraction from entropy to the art: fully commited to sparkle motion. Text under the graph reads: "where i live"

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 7d

it's pretty cool

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 9d

Today on SCHLOCKMASTERS we talk about The D Train, the movie where you get to see jack black have gay sex with james marsden. there's also a diversion where azi is bafflingly wrong about alison brie. full ep @ schlockmasters.com/episode-007-...

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 10d

hey did you know theres a jack black movie where he and james marsden have on screen gay sex? well there is and we're gonna talk about it on the next episode of schlockmasters. ep out tomorrow @ schlockmasters.com and your usual podcatchers

podcast art for Schlockmasters episode 7: The Dtrain featuring The AziH.
on top of a deep fried poster for the movie there are superimposed memes about yaoi, the phrase "are you mad at me", and threesomes, and a screen shot from the film the D Train where jack black is bottoming during gay sex

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 14d

big news for sickos, Deathstalker, the obscure and not very good 1980s fantasy film series is getting a reboot in current year by Steven Kostanski of PG: Psycho Goreman and Franky Freako fame for some goddamn reason

Deathstalker - Official Trailer | IN THEATERS OCTOBER 10

YouTube video by Shout! Studios

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 17d

In case you haven't heard. We've started our first pateron sub goal. If we can get $50 a month we will start doing multi episode "units" starting by covering the 3 live action Dragon Ball movies. So if the prospect of podcasts about live action Gokus is enticing, go toss me a dollar.

Live Action Dragonball Subscriber Drive | Schlockmasters

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 23d

New Episode! Do you like giant robot cartoons? Are you interested in the history of korean animation? Do you wanna hear my co host get swerved on in real time? Well then you should listen to this podcast.

Schlockmasters: Episode 006: Demian

In what might be the deep cut topic yet, Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) talk about the South Korean web original mecha animated short film, Demian.  In this episode they have a discussion t...

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 25d

lmao forgot the actual release date. Demian episode gonna be out this tueasday september 16th

Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26d

Next episode is going to be the extremely obscure south korean mecha animated short film, DEMIAN, from 2009. This one a real quick watch, but might require a little bit of digging to find, so i'll post links to where you can find it in a reply.

shitposty podcast episode art for schlockmasters epsiode 6: demian.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26d

its cute that you think youre the only one getting victimized by me on this show

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26d

sorta spoilers for the episode
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but it is also on crunchyroll if you've got an account there
www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8VD0...

Crunchyroll: Watch Popular Anime, Play Games & Shop Online

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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 26d

watch to the very end to learn that this might a 1v1 podcast

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26d

It is free to watch on YouTube but it's in better quality on vimeo
vimeo.com/25495934

DEMIAN (2009)

Director : Jaewook Joo HP: http://www.studiogoindol.com/ facebook: facebook.com/pages/studiogoindol/174701489232211 twitter: twitter.com/#!/studioGOINDOL

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26d

Next episode is going to be the extremely obscure south korean mecha animated short film, DEMIAN, from 2009. This one a real quick watch, but might require a little bit of digging to find, so i'll post links to where you can find it in a reply.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 27d

its fucked up being one of the world foremost experts on some shit that no one has cared about ever

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janie @angels.bsky.social · 28d

letterboxd is so silly “yes, i think Mr. Thank You (1936), the movie about a cynical but kind hearted bus driver in rural japan, is better than Mission Impossible 3 (2006), but not as good as Junior (1994)” unserious

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Guannnnnnn @guanborg.bsky.social · 29d

who do i bill for the pain of hearing the word "Pop-batant" repeatedly

Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · Sep 2

BTW also got some stuff going on over on the patreon. Just put up an interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop based war game, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition)

Schlockmasters Presents Episode 01: IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) | Schlockmasters

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · Sep 2

New Ep out! Not doing a movie this time instead me and @rathayibacter.itch.io took a look at a table top role playing game, 2006's Don't Rest Your Head, by Fred Hicks of Evil Hat Productions. Give it a listen if you wanna hear about indie TTRPG history and existential unreal nightmare worlds.

Schlockmasters: Episode 005: Don't Rest Your Head

This week the show branches out from movies with Valensa (they/them) being joined by ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) to discuss the 2006 indie table top game Don't Rest Your Head. The...

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · Sep 2

BTW also got some stuff going on over on the patreon. Just put up an interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop based war game, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition)

Schlockmasters Presents Episode 01: IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) | Schlockmasters

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · Aug 11

if ur timeline doesnt look like this u arent following the right people

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · Sep 4

podcasting is just a very long process of slowly revealing to world everything that's wrong with you