Schlockmasters
@schlockmasters.bsky.social
The podcast about weird and cool people talking about weird and cool media.
Show at schlockmasters.com
Patreon at patreon.com/schlockmasters
Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
Show at schlockmasters.com
Patreon at patreon.com/schlockmasters
Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
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What's up #PlayHighguard nation, this one's for all you Wardens out there! We know you've been dying to see inside our studio, so here's an in-depth interview with our promotional team, whos been bringing you exclusive #PlayHighguard deets since day one!
Surprise! New Schlockmasters just dropped! I got a chance to interview the devilish minds behind the fake Highguard bluesky account, that actually manage to trick real video game journalist, and we had a hell of time talking about how they pulled that off. #playhighguard
Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents: The Saga of #PlayHighguard
Note: This podcast was recorded january 24th, 2026. 2 days before the release of Highguard On this special episode host, V.V. Valensa (they/them) interviews the individuals behind the fake bluesky acc...
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January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
What's up #PlayHighguard nation, this one's for all you Wardens out there! We know you've been dying to see inside our studio, so here's an in-depth interview with our promotional team, whos been bringing you exclusive #PlayHighguard deets since day one!
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After a troubled second day, #playhighguard has rocketed back up the charts thanks to strong word of mouth and a massive day two update! Welcome to the future of interactive gaming.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 AM
After a troubled second day, #playhighguard has rocketed back up the charts thanks to strong word of mouth and a massive day two update! Welcome to the future of interactive gaming.
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cant wait for the workday to end so i can #playhighguard
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
cant wait for the workday to end so i can #playhighguard
Surprise! New Schlockmasters just dropped! I got a chance to interview the devilish minds behind the fake Highguard bluesky account, that actually manage to trick real video game journalist, and we had a hell of time talking about how they pulled that off. #playhighguard
Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents: The Saga of #PlayHighguard
Note: This podcast was recorded january 24th, 2026. 2 days before the release of Highguard On this special episode host, V.V. Valensa (they/them) interviews the individuals behind the fake bluesky acc...
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January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Surprise! New Schlockmasters just dropped! I got a chance to interview the devilish minds behind the fake Highguard bluesky account, that actually manage to trick real video game journalist, and we had a hell of time talking about how they pulled that off. #playhighguard
nicholas galitzine the prince boy from red white and royal blue is gonna be he man in the new movie
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
nicholas galitzine the prince boy from red white and royal blue is gonna be he man in the new movie
watch this space i got some big things in the works
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
watch this space i got some big things in the works
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finally listening to this ep and god i cant decide if i want to watch this movie or not
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
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December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
finally listening to this ep and god i cant decide if i want to watch this movie or not
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There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
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Seeing people in the comments saying that To a T was unfun and essentially that he deserves this if he can't make a good game.
Gamers, I don't know how else to say this, artists are not supposed to be punished with financial ruin for making imperfect art. That's such a fucked up idea you have
Gamers, I don't know how else to say this, artists are not supposed to be punished with financial ruin for making imperfect art. That's such a fucked up idea you have
Keita Takahashi (Katamari, Wattam, Noby Noby Boy) has moved back to Japan, and says he may be forced to quit the games industry due to To a T underperforming.
He also says he'd love to work on Katamari again, and for someone to invest in his studio.
(Read more at GamesRadar)
He also says he'd love to work on Katamari again, and for someone to invest in his studio.
(Read more at GamesRadar)
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Seeing people in the comments saying that To a T was unfun and essentially that he deserves this if he can't make a good game.
Gamers, I don't know how else to say this, artists are not supposed to be punished with financial ruin for making imperfect art. That's such a fucked up idea you have
Gamers, I don't know how else to say this, artists are not supposed to be punished with financial ruin for making imperfect art. That's such a fucked up idea you have
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Doing a film series that I call ‘PSP Classics’ which are films best enjoyed via a UMD disc
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Doing a film series that I call ‘PSP Classics’ which are films best enjoyed via a UMD disc
The way film scoring has changed since the 90s is kinda under discussed. Like up to the mid 2000s any forgettable mid to low budget genre movie from a major studio might still get a big overwrought orchestrated score for no reason and that doesn't really happen anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The way film scoring has changed since the 90s is kinda under discussed. Like up to the mid 2000s any forgettable mid to low budget genre movie from a major studio might still get a big overwrought orchestrated score for no reason and that doesn't really happen anymore.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
most games fundamentally trace their existence back to the desire to go into a cave
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
most games fundamentally trace their existence back to the desire to go into a cave
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Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995)
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995)
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Shit sucks dawg
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shit sucks dawg
In case you missed it in the last episode the Schlockmasters podcast is gonna be going on break for the holidays, so no new episodes until after January. I do have some stuff in the works so look forward to a revitalized Schlockmasters in the new year.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In case you missed it in the last episode the Schlockmasters podcast is gonna be going on break for the holidays, so no new episodes until after January. I do have some stuff in the works so look forward to a revitalized Schlockmasters in the new year.
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has any filmmaker with a blank check to do whatever they want produced a lineup this grim. They should teach the Russo bros in history books as a warning
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
has any filmmaker with a blank check to do whatever they want produced a lineup this grim. They should teach the Russo bros in history books as a warning
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Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Next Schlockmasters Episode. Me and @rathayibacter.itch.io r talk about the amazon prime politics themed gay romcom Red White and Royal Blue
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Next Schlockmasters Episode. Me and @rathayibacter.itch.io r talk about the amazon prime politics themed gay romcom Red White and Royal Blue