Schlockmasters
@schlockmasters.bsky.social
The podcast about weird and cool people talking about weird and cool media.
Show at schlockmasters.com
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Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
Show at schlockmasters.com
Patreon at patreon.com/schlockmasters
Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
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Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Next Schlockmasters Episode. Me and @rathayibacter.itch.io r talk about the amazon prime politics themed gay romcom Red White and Royal Blue
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Next Schlockmasters Episode. Me and @rathayibacter.itch.io r talk about the amazon prime politics themed gay romcom Red White and Royal Blue
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Watching a bunch of movie like this is teaching me to appreciate when a movie isn’t like this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watching a bunch of movie like this is teaching me to appreciate when a movie isn’t like this.
I hope people have started to discover the secrets I've been hiding in the Schlockmasters podcast
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hope people have started to discover the secrets I've been hiding in the Schlockmasters podcast
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Wrapping up your GOTY backlog? Don't miss 2025's sleeper hit, Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N.
A 30-boss gauntlet set against the incoming dystopia
Check it out on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3462730/...
A 30-boss gauntlet set against the incoming dystopia
Check it out on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3462730/...
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wrapping up your GOTY backlog? Don't miss 2025's sleeper hit, Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N.
A 30-boss gauntlet set against the incoming dystopia
Check it out on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3462730/...
A 30-boss gauntlet set against the incoming dystopia
Check it out on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3462730/...
posting "movies used to look like this" but about a shot that's obvious green screen from a direct to streaming movie from the last 5 years
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
posting "movies used to look like this" but about a shot that's obvious green screen from a direct to streaming movie from the last 5 years
do you think godzilla could solve a murder mystery
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
do you think godzilla could solve a murder mystery
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I had a lovely time talking with my good pal 🥰 please go give it a listen!
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
Schlockmasters: Episode 10 Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy
This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) is joined by narrative designer Crowe Whitney AKA Hex Noblesse to talk about the indie table top role playing game EUREKA Investigative Urban Fantasy and d...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had a lovely time talking with my good pal 🥰 please go give it a listen!
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
Schlockmasters: Episode 10 Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy
This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) is joined by narrative designer Crowe Whitney AKA Hex Noblesse to talk about the indie table top role playing game EUREKA Investigative Urban Fantasy and d...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
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Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg
Happy Halloween! In commemoration of the season me and ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus watched the goofy ass d&d themed slash flick Knight Chills. Our podcast and the movie itself are good time if you're in the mood for a goofy horror movie this halloween.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Halloween! In commemoration of the season me and ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus watched the goofy ass d&d themed slash flick Knight Chills. Our podcast and the movie itself are good time if you're in the mood for a goofy horror movie this halloween.
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It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
schlockmasters.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
schlockmasters.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
movies used to look like this
stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"
Listen to my podcast episode about Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Listen to my podcast episode about Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN