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The Protagonist
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Get out there and shovel that snow now. It's the lightest in weight that it will be.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Please remember that if Nick Shirley had not went to Minnesota and lied about Somali daycares, we wouldn't be here.
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
If this shakes out in an actual case that tests the 2nd amendment, that's gonna be wild. NRA gonna tie themselves in a million knots trying to straddle that fence.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Pink jacket footage tells the real story.

They lied so fast lol
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Camper did not disappoint.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Love Ari. Love love love Ari. I want her to get with more musically creative people.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A woman will make a post about some form of undesirable man and the comments will be full of them same undesirable men screaming about why the woman who already said they were undesirable is either undesirable herself or why they should get a pass for their undesirability.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Turnovers
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Caleb Williams might end up blaming himself, but the man single-handedly willed them through these playoffs. He is a COMPETITOR & BEAST!

Chicago, y'all got a real one!

#NFL
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Game. Set. Match.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Edge of my seat
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Almost had that
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Fat lady warming up
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
What a throw. What a catch.
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
What just happened
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Nigga just did some NCAA14 shit iykyk
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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The Pope is cheating lmao
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Tip your hat to Caleb.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Absolutely insane
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Why wouldn't you try to seal the win? Playing not to lose is a quick way to lose.
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Pack CJ up.
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Things I expect to see in Doomsday

1. Thor reunite with Loki
2. Sam reunite with Cap
3. Starlord reunite with the guardians
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The Black history month spizikes are so much better
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Everyday I'm reminded how weird (to me) people's lives are. If you can't trust nobody in your life, that's super weird to me. You don't have 1 person, not a friend, parent, sibling, family member, etc, that you can rely on? What happened in your life?
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Ask the white women how they reacted too. A lot had heads in the sand until they became a potential target.
I have a question.
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM