Future Charlie Kirk Grave Pisser
@schmiggs.bsky.social
Loser, thing maker, take haver, not good at digesting dairy
Antizionist, anti-American American Jew
They/she
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Antizionist, anti-American American Jew
They/she
PDX
DM for my signal
The only thing Americans are loyal to is their comfort film apparently, which isn’t surprising in retrospect but sure was weird to experience yesterday
watching devout trump supporters turn on him over his comments about rob reiner is starting to feel out of body and fake like what do you mean this is where you draw the line, this guy has been calling somalis garbage and women piggy and he's in the epstein files and WHAT DO YOU MEANNN. THIS IS IT.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The only thing Americans are loyal to is their comfort film apparently, which isn’t surprising in retrospect but sure was weird to experience yesterday
I used to think this song was a little absurd and then newsom became governor and I was like oh I was wrong, it was the Dead Kennedys who were right on the money
December 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I used to think this song was a little absurd and then newsom became governor and I was like oh I was wrong, it was the Dead Kennedys who were right on the money
Ready to shoot myself in the face after 20 minutes of Christmas music but with cool modern drums and synths. Retail workers deserve the world
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ready to shoot myself in the face after 20 minutes of Christmas music but with cool modern drums and synths. Retail workers deserve the world
Being a clippers fan is great because it’s basically the sports version of being an American. Every time you get an alert you know the news will be the worst. Something good might happen once and then the people in charge ruin everything for years. Every time.
It just gets uglier for the Clippers. I don’t even want to snark. It just seems mean spirited at this point.
![Legion Hoops & @LegionHoops
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The tension between Chris Paul and the Clippers started after he quickly stood out as the leader of the second unit, which "routinely" beat the starters, per @ramonashelburne.
"The team envisioned Paul's role as an end-of-the-bench, veteran leader who needed little maintenance, sources said... We were kicking their a** , forward John Collins recently told
ESPN. Every day, we were kicking [the starters'] a**."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:maqxe4oag6x7caxpmk65iilo/bafkreiatusdog3uqmtagvlheypn7rvjt5hu6af6uwvgo766u3cvjofftuq@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Being a clippers fan is great because it’s basically the sports version of being an American. Every time you get an alert you know the news will be the worst. Something good might happen once and then the people in charge ruin everything for years. Every time.
Legit I’m so pissed off I need a joint bc I really truly believe, and think history and material analysis backs me up, that the success of a movement is not on how many radicals do shit but how many normies won’t report them. That’s the crux of our success in ending our collective nightmare
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Legit I’m so pissed off I need a joint bc I really truly believe, and think history and material analysis backs me up, that the success of a movement is not on how many radicals do shit but how many normies won’t report them. That’s the crux of our success in ending our collective nightmare
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO CANT ADMIT SOMETHING MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE SO INSTEAD THEY DO SOME SOPHISTRY TO PRESENT THEMSELVES AS THE MORALLY CORRECT AND RATIONAL ONES. EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO CANT ADMIT SOMETHING MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE SO INSTEAD THEY DO SOME SOPHISTRY TO PRESENT THEMSELVES AS THE MORALLY CORRECT AND RATIONAL ONES. EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS
Bruh ken white is so fucking annoying like you’re gonna post about an obvious fed but hide the fed posting part of the indictment until like the 5th skeet and the first posts of the thread are obviously implicating any condemnation of peaceful protest as fed shit. Cowardly rhetoric as always
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Bruh ken white is so fucking annoying like you’re gonna post about an obvious fed but hide the fed posting part of the indictment until like the 5th skeet and the first posts of the thread are obviously implicating any condemnation of peaceful protest as fed shit. Cowardly rhetoric as always
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Just a reminder the democrats rubber stamped ices funding and wished them support earlier this summer.
The democrats are just as complicit as any republican in the fascist terror now unleashed across America.
The democrats are just as complicit as any republican in the fascist terror now unleashed across America.
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just a reminder the democrats rubber stamped ices funding and wished them support earlier this summer.
The democrats are just as complicit as any republican in the fascist terror now unleashed across America.
The democrats are just as complicit as any republican in the fascist terror now unleashed across America.
You know obamas pissed he didn’t come up with this one when he was bombing hospitals
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You know obamas pissed he didn’t come up with this one when he was bombing hospitals
Americans love movies so much that they can be straight up genocidal scumbags trafficking in antisemitic conspiracy theories but don’t you dare talk bad about the guy who made princess bride
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Americans love movies so much that they can be straight up genocidal scumbags trafficking in antisemitic conspiracy theories but don’t you dare talk bad about the guy who made princess bride
Chanukah went hard as a kid not because of the presents (most of the time the presents were like the toys at the dentist) but because of the trifecta of activities in my house: making a new menorah out of sculpey, using matches, and gambling for chocolate
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Chanukah went hard as a kid not because of the presents (most of the time the presents were like the toys at the dentist) but because of the trifecta of activities in my house: making a new menorah out of sculpey, using matches, and gambling for chocolate
My dog still gets confused when I fart like it’s only a thing him and his brother do. Just absolute shock that the same noise comes out of me too. He keeps looking at me and the other dog like I’m sure it came from the dog but the sounds coming from the human. Baffled by the fart
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My dog still gets confused when I fart like it’s only a thing him and his brother do. Just absolute shock that the same noise comes out of me too. He keeps looking at me and the other dog like I’m sure it came from the dog but the sounds coming from the human. Baffled by the fart
The only good thing about a lawn is it’s the perfect storage for a dope old car you’re never gonna fix. There’s actually no place better for cool, broken cars than a lawn. They were meant for each other
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The only good thing about a lawn is it’s the perfect storage for a dope old car you’re never gonna fix. There’s actually no place better for cool, broken cars than a lawn. They were meant for each other
My friends mom sends me tiktoks. I deleted tiktok. I just say lol or haha every time. She has yet to catch on
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My friends mom sends me tiktoks. I deleted tiktok. I just say lol or haha every time. She has yet to catch on
Remember when Disney would go after daycares for painting an unlicensed Mickey on the wall?
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Remember when Disney would go after daycares for painting an unlicensed Mickey on the wall?
Playing tackle football since childhood is better for your brain’s ability to understand topics than fuck you money. As far as substances that ruin your brain it goes immense wealth and then lead. Just the complete rejection of reality for your own fragile rich boy ego.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Playing tackle football since childhood is better for your brain’s ability to understand topics than fuck you money. As far as substances that ruin your brain it goes immense wealth and then lead. Just the complete rejection of reality for your own fragile rich boy ego.
I think it’s funny (and deserved) that when I talk to someone from outside the US and make a political joke and they say “actually that happened” and you have to be like I know that’s what I was referring to, the joke was that it happened already
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I think it’s funny (and deserved) that when I talk to someone from outside the US and make a political joke and they say “actually that happened” and you have to be like I know that’s what I was referring to, the joke was that it happened already
Full transparency I was 7 when we invaded Iraq but I do remember the anti war signs in my neighborhood and if we’re doing it all again I don’t want to see any of that “support the troops send them home” bullshit. I know it will happen but it’s so fucking annoying
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Full transparency I was 7 when we invaded Iraq but I do remember the anti war signs in my neighborhood and if we’re doing it all again I don’t want to see any of that “support the troops send them home” bullshit. I know it will happen but it’s so fucking annoying
Dogs really put you through it. If there’s a noise I hate the most it’s tooth grinding. What does my dog do? Flop onto me all cute, head against my head, so cuddly, and then GRINDS HIS TEETH RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR. Oh my god I hate it I hate it I hate it
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dogs really put you through it. If there’s a noise I hate the most it’s tooth grinding. What does my dog do? Flop onto me all cute, head against my head, so cuddly, and then GRINDS HIS TEETH RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR. Oh my god I hate it I hate it I hate it
Going off-roading (running errands in SE Portland)
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Going off-roading (running errands in SE Portland)
I was in college when gamergate started and at 19 I remember being like oh damn if I no morals and just purposefully misinterpret everything my peers and professors do I could get a paid spot on right wing news but looking back I could have never shared bad essays. I was too obsessive about grammar
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I was in college when gamergate started and at 19 I remember being like oh damn if I no morals and just purposefully misinterpret everything my peers and professors do I could get a paid spot on right wing news but looking back I could have never shared bad essays. I was too obsessive about grammar
I did not clean today. I did not pack today. I did write a to do list. I’ve got under a 1000 square feet of living space to clean and pack so it couldn’t be so bad right? (it’s gonna be so bad I have so many shelves of shit)
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I did not clean today. I did not pack today. I did write a to do list. I’ve got under a 1000 square feet of living space to clean and pack so it couldn’t be so bad right? (it’s gonna be so bad I have so many shelves of shit)
Babe wake up the fascist deportation state and Sabrina carpenter are fighting again
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Babe wake up the fascist deportation state and Sabrina carpenter are fighting again
I called my mom and she texted that she’s going to a movie with friends but she’ll be back around 10. Did I just become my own grandmother?
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I called my mom and she texted that she’s going to a movie with friends but she’ll be back around 10. Did I just become my own grandmother?
Can’t escape the race science. Wanna watch sports? Here’s an announcer doing race science. Wanna have a normal convo with family? Impossible have some race science instead
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can’t escape the race science. Wanna watch sports? Here’s an announcer doing race science. Wanna have a normal convo with family? Impossible have some race science instead