Schmooples VT
@schmooplesvt.bsky.social
I’m Schmooples, catboy vtuber poet and hot pink mess! Check out my streams on Tuesday and Saturday evenings!
https://schmooples.carrd.co/
https://schmooples.carrd.co/
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POV you caught your kitten attempting an insurance scam.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
POV you caught your kitten attempting an insurance scam.
I love Bluesky for it not being the fascist social media, but growth and outreach here is so hard.
Or I just suck at it. I dunno. It's very disheartening though.
Or I just suck at it. I dunno. It's very disheartening though.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love Bluesky for it not being the fascist social media, but growth and outreach here is so hard.
Or I just suck at it. I dunno. It's very disheartening though.
Or I just suck at it. I dunno. It's very disheartening though.
I'm so good at this game.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm so good at this game.
how is it only tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
how is it only tuesday
pov caught trying to steal the books from your room
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
pov caught trying to steal the books from your room
I have discovered I will in fact take my vitamins so long as they come in fruit gummy form.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I have discovered I will in fact take my vitamins so long as they come in fruit gummy form.
Currently in my Silent Hill streaming era and seriously impressed with how much dread the developers managed to pack into this 26 year old game. Absolute cinema(please help me I'm scared).
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Currently in my Silent Hill streaming era and seriously impressed with how much dread the developers managed to pack into this 26 year old game. Absolute cinema(please help me I'm scared).
You ever kick a rock into a weird place and then think "no human will ever again touch that rock, and it remain there long past the extinction of our species", with the realization of our cosmic insignificance and the absolute worthlessness of any and all human accomplishments?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You ever kick a rock into a weird place and then think "no human will ever again touch that rock, and it remain there long past the extinction of our species", with the realization of our cosmic insignificance and the absolute worthlessness of any and all human accomplishments?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
It's Oshi Day and I wanna remember the catboy who inspired me to start my own vtubing path. Aozora Mirai stopped streaming March of 2024, but every now and then I visit his pages to remember him. I hope you are doing great out there, wherever you are! I will forever miss you, Aomi senpai.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's Oshi Day and I wanna remember the catboy who inspired me to start my own vtubing path. Aozora Mirai stopped streaming March of 2024, but every now and then I visit his pages to remember him. I hope you are doing great out there, wherever you are! I will forever miss you, Aomi senpai.
If you order the Schmooples at a bar they ask you to leave.
...but it could be a strawberry frozen margarita with little bits of sweet jelly on top, a sugar frosted rim and a straw with pink cotton candy on it.
...but it could be a strawberry frozen margarita with little bits of sweet jelly on top, a sugar frosted rim and a straw with pink cotton candy on it.
my drink is called Pondwater and it’s chilled green tea, ginger ale + honey syrup (not too much!!!), and a sprig of mint floating in the middle like a lilypad!
if you ordered The Dot at a bar you would get a 7up with grenadine syrup and a cherry on top!
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you order the Schmooples at a bar they ask you to leave.
...but it could be a strawberry frozen margarita with little bits of sweet jelly on top, a sugar frosted rim and a straw with pink cotton candy on it.
...but it could be a strawberry frozen margarita with little bits of sweet jelly on top, a sugar frosted rim and a straw with pink cotton candy on it.
What thought enter yon catboy
Make his gaze pierce nothing
Dancing dreams of poetic joys
That to him might pleasure bring
Or is there naught but pink fluff
Behind gayly flicking feline ear
All the complexity of creamy puff
No cares in smooth grey sphere
Make his gaze pierce nothing
Dancing dreams of poetic joys
That to him might pleasure bring
Or is there naught but pink fluff
Behind gayly flicking feline ear
All the complexity of creamy puff
No cares in smooth grey sphere
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What thought enter yon catboy
Make his gaze pierce nothing
Dancing dreams of poetic joys
That to him might pleasure bring
Or is there naught but pink fluff
Behind gayly flicking feline ear
All the complexity of creamy puff
No cares in smooth grey sphere
Make his gaze pierce nothing
Dancing dreams of poetic joys
That to him might pleasure bring
Or is there naught but pink fluff
Behind gayly flicking feline ear
All the complexity of creamy puff
No cares in smooth grey sphere
OH NO MY NEIGHBORS ALL DO TRICK OR TREATING AND I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY
THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES
IM A MONSTER WAAAAH
THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES
IM A MONSTER WAAAAH
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
OH NO MY NEIGHBORS ALL DO TRICK OR TREATING AND I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY
THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES
IM A MONSTER WAAAAH
THERE'S SO MANY ADORABLE COSTUMES
IM A MONSTER WAAAAH
hey alexa how do i make friends
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hey alexa how do i make friends
Please I just wanna go home and make videos I don't wanna work another 12 hours please why??? Is this cosmic justice for my sins???
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Please I just wanna go home and make videos I don't wanna work another 12 hours please why??? Is this cosmic justice for my sins???
All these adorable leggings and they don't come in MENS
I HAVE A C*CK
IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS
MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS
IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO
I HAVE A C*CK
IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS
MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS
IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
All these adorable leggings and they don't come in MENS
I HAVE A C*CK
IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS
MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS
IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO
I HAVE A C*CK
IT NEEDS SPACE IN THE LEGGINGS
MAKE THE CUTE FOX LEGGINGS FOR MY C*CK YOU BASTARDS
IF I CAN COME IN MENS YOUR LEGGINGS CAN TOO
So eeby but wanna play video games
Life is hard
Life is hard
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So eeby but wanna play video games
Life is hard
Life is hard
Having to relearn GIMP and Davinci Resolve over and over because I apparently like to take months long breaks between using them. They are such powerful programs but my stupidity transcends their usability.
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Having to relearn GIMP and Davinci Resolve over and over because I apparently like to take months long breaks between using them. They are such powerful programs but my stupidity transcends their usability.
So tired but must work out. So hungry but must maintain diet. So sleepy but must go to bed on time.
WHY
WHY
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So tired but must work out. So hungry but must maintain diet. So sleepy but must go to bed on time.
WHY
WHY
Oh woe betide me
I chose salmon for dinner
Now hunted by cats
I chose salmon for dinner
Now hunted by cats
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh woe betide me
I chose salmon for dinner
Now hunted by cats
I chose salmon for dinner
Now hunted by cats
It is only in the morning I regret staying up so late the night before. Which, I mean, yeah obviously. But I still do it.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It is only in the morning I regret staying up so late the night before. Which, I mean, yeah obviously. But I still do it.
Spent hours making reels for IG only to discover all of my captions are too low and get obfuscated by the clutter IG puts at the bottom of the screen. *screeeeee*
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Spent hours making reels for IG only to discover all of my captions are too low and get obfuscated by the clutter IG puts at the bottom of the screen. *screeeeee*
Streaming more Cronos! Or, How I Learned to Love True Communism in a Post Apocalyptic Poland.
www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt
www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt
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October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Streaming more Cronos! Or, How I Learned to Love True Communism in a Post Apocalyptic Poland.
www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt
www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt
Barbacoa taco from the little food truck down the street from me. Delicious. I ate three. I don't want to think about many calories that is.
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Barbacoa taco from the little food truck down the street from me. Delicious. I ate three. I don't want to think about many calories that is.