Neels 🐶🔜 FCL
@schnauzerface.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Neels! 🐶 She/They | 29 | Bi | 🔞
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Neels 🐶🔜 FCL
@schnauzerface.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Hi, I'm Neels! Your friendly full-time schnauzer & part-time werewolf 🐶
I like cooking, gardening, and exploring the great outdoors 🏔️
Follow me here for adventures, rambling, and the occasional lukewarm take 👀
I like cooking, gardening, and exploring the great outdoors 🏔️
Follow me here for adventures, rambling, and the occasional lukewarm take 👀
Listening to Bad Bunny at the gym and letting my hatred for the fascists carry me through this workout
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Listening to Bad Bunny at the gym and letting my hatred for the fascists carry me through this workout
New book of queer poetry from @nivikthejackal.bsky.social just arrived ✨
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
New book of queer poetry from @nivikthejackal.bsky.social just arrived ✨
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we should all move to splort. everyone message me on splort. nobody wants to use splort everyone is moving to peeb. find me on peeb. peeb isnt going to last more than a month everyone should chat on fooby instead. find me on fooby. why arent you on fooby yet idiot
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
we should all move to splort. everyone message me on splort. nobody wants to use splort everyone is moving to peeb. find me on peeb. peeb isnt going to last more than a month everyone should chat on fooby instead. find me on fooby. why arent you on fooby yet idiot
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Your deep desire to pick up that cool stick you found is not some latent vestigial male trait left behind in your transfemme body it is your inner canid desperately trying to gnaw it's way free to the surface to remind you that, whether wolf or coyote or fox or whatever, you are a funny dog
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Your deep desire to pick up that cool stick you found is not some latent vestigial male trait left behind in your transfemme body it is your inner canid desperately trying to gnaw it's way free to the surface to remind you that, whether wolf or coyote or fox or whatever, you are a funny dog
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
I love telling boomers "no" and refusing to acknowledge their wacky attempts to get my attention
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I love telling boomers "no" and refusing to acknowledge their wacky attempts to get my attention
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kids deserve education and information and above all freedom and its frustrating to see counterpoints to censorship advocate for banning kids or for parents to control what their kid sees and hears, both of which suck (and are also censorship).
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
kids deserve education and information and above all freedom and its frustrating to see counterpoints to censorship advocate for banning kids or for parents to control what their kid sees and hears, both of which suck (and are also censorship).
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I truly love fanfiction writers and artists like you guys are out here making life so much more fun for so many people for FREE fuck capitalism art and community is what makes us human and what makes life worth living
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I truly love fanfiction writers and artists like you guys are out here making life so much more fun for so many people for FREE fuck capitalism art and community is what makes us human and what makes life worth living
Idk maybe I'll just start shit posting via carrier pigeon
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Idk maybe I'll just start shit posting via carrier pigeon
Eat the rich and those who would forsake their fellow man to join them
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Eat the rich and those who would forsake their fellow man to join them
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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
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A WHITE GUY
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A WHITE GUY
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen
A WHITE IRISH GUY
IN BOSTON
I tell you Whitey Bulger would not have let this happen
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In Boston ICE randomly pulled over this huge white Irish guy with a Mass drivers license, 20 years in the states, legal status, pending green card and have held him for 5 months, his citizen wife paid a $4k bond that was ignored(!) ICE forged his signature on deportation agreement, no appeal
Kerryman who is married, living and working legally in the United States for >20 years has been incarcerated by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) since September 2025.
Profoundly disturbing report by Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
Profoundly disturbing report by Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irish man with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
In Boston ICE randomly pulled over this huge white Irish guy with a Mass drivers license, 20 years in the states, legal status, pending green card and have held him for 5 months, his citizen wife paid a $4k bond that was ignored(!) ICE forged his signature on deportation agreement, no appeal
I have to confess I watch a lot of AI slop before bed but it's more that I can't look away rather than me intentionally seeking it out. I'm cursed to perform media analysis on everything I see and I am so horrified by what AI content brings to the table.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I have to confess I watch a lot of AI slop before bed but it's more that I can't look away rather than me intentionally seeking it out. I'm cursed to perform media analysis on everything I see and I am so horrified by what AI content brings to the table.
I actually didn't watch the Superbowl last night, so get ready for randomly out of place hot takes at some unspecified point in the future
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I actually didn't watch the Superbowl last night, so get ready for randomly out of place hot takes at some unspecified point in the future
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BAD BUNNY AND GAGA???
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
BAD BUNNY AND GAGA???
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Weekend over too quickly 😭😭😭
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Weekend over too quickly 😭😭😭
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I should get a sword
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I should get a sword
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The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here