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• winner of everyone's hearts 2025 🏆

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melee ist ein shoot'em up
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
magine a world where backthrow off-stage is true
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
you know i DID have it too easy all my life, thats why i picked up all these addictions to balance it out
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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The Dutch Melee Power Rankings 2025 are here! Congrats to all who made it.

Panel: nago, noon, Noxxa, Nuckels, Rabbitalex, RestlessWhale, rua

Shoutouts Salevits for the art!

Additionally, a companion article (in Dutch) has been written by @cisinthiseconomy.com: cisinthiseconomy.com/DutchMeleePR...
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
zoomin'
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
gott ist handball geil
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
die wunderbare welt des porridge
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
4-tage woche klingt nice imo

vielleicht dann auch nur 6 stunden
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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In meiner Hose für Young professionals werde icj jetzt was verkacken !!!
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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kommt ein pferd in die bar meldet eigenbedarf an
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 AM
zwischendrin mal ne schöne magen-darm um sich nicht nur im kopf umzukrempeln
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
die nachtwache zu leuten aus winterfell alle 2 minuten
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
CRTs are sick and i also have some good ones
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Jede Woche wieder der Nervenkitzel: darf mein Fahrrad in den Bus oder muss ich eine Stunde strampeln?
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Gerichtsmediziner untersucht die Leiche genauestens und schreibt dann in den Bericht: "Tod durch sterben"
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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vergiss dein studium auf burg giebichenstein SO muss man heutzutage grafik design❕
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
there will be an absurd amount of purple samuses at this event
Back by popular demand, Smash Sisters will be returning to SAPF 2 this April!

Didn't manage to grab a spot in Singles? No worries, as even spectators are free to enter!
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
ärztin bei der blutspende sagte ich hab hervorragenden bluddruck (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
nichts vergleichbar mit einem knappen game 5
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
el classico
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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🧃Melee Singles at SAPF 2 is now capped out!🧃

But don't despair just yet! You can still get a spot through the waiting list!

Use the link below to be the first in line when someone drops out! ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"das ja n ding" - ich als ich "es" als pronomen dazu nahm
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
in diesem sinne noch einer wo die musik einfach passte
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM