Chris Schoonover
@schoon54.bsky.social
Former newspaper guy, high school basketball and football coach, currently living in Deutschland, beard enthusiast, Army spouse, interior offensive line admirer.
I started watching Euphoria, leading me to tell my high school girls basketball players that I am calling their parents at 8 p.m. every night to make sure they are home and in bed.
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I started watching Euphoria, leading me to tell my high school girls basketball players that I am calling their parents at 8 p.m. every night to make sure they are home and in bed.
I've received several emails about the Hatch Act over the last month or so. I don't know why.
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've received several emails about the Hatch Act over the last month or so. I don't know why.
Burnt ends > Cheesesteaks
Crazy how Philadelphia as a city has more virtue and honor than Kansas City
September 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Burnt ends > Cheesesteaks
I've decided I'm going to start doing the John Wall at football practice tomorrow and convince the kids I just made it up.
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I've decided I'm going to start doing the John Wall at football practice tomorrow and convince the kids I just made it up.
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Money for parades but not for mental health treatment of soldiers and their families.
www.stripes.com/theaters/eur...
www.stripes.com/theaters/eur...
Army to end contract for longtime mental health program for military kids and families overseas
The decision to eliminate the Adolescent Support and Counseling Services after the 2025-26 school year follows a federal watchdog agency report’s findings that Department of Defense Education Activity...
www.stripes.com
July 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Money for parades but not for mental health treatment of soldiers and their families.
www.stripes.com/theaters/eur...
www.stripes.com/theaters/eur...
@gregcote.bsky.social @yetiblanc.bsky.social Spotted in Switzerland
June 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@gregcote.bsky.social @yetiblanc.bsky.social Spotted in Switzerland
@pablo.show "...but a baby he got back" is the greatest line you have produced. Congratulations.
May 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
@pablo.show "...but a baby he got back" is the greatest line you have produced. Congratulations.
Happy Wrestlemania Weekend to all of those who celebrate.
April 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Happy Wrestlemania Weekend to all of those who celebrate.
The world is too hectic to keep doing April Fools jokes.
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The world is too hectic to keep doing April Fools jokes.
I passed Ashton Kutcher. Mila Kunis and their kids on the sidewalk. I hit him with a "Go Hawks" and he said "Hey, go Hawks" and we kept moving. Perfect interaction.
March 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I passed Ashton Kutcher. Mila Kunis and their kids on the sidewalk. I hit him with a "Go Hawks" and he said "Hey, go Hawks" and we kept moving. Perfect interaction.
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CONFIRMED: It's Ben McCollum.
www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports...
www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports...
Iowa basketball expected to hire Ben McCollum as Hawkeyes' new head coach
Iowa men's basketball has found its replacement for Fran McCaffery. The Hawkeyes are expected to hire Drake's Ben McCollum as its next head coach.
www.hawkcentral.com
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
CONFIRMED: It's Ben McCollum.
www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports...
www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports...
I said over 10 years ago that Ben McCollum was the best coach I've ever met. I don't know if I've ever been more right about anything.
March 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I said over 10 years ago that Ben McCollum was the best coach I've ever met. I don't know if I've ever been more right about anything.
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I went behind the scenes a few weeks ago with Drake to see how Ben McCollum and his four former Northwest Missouri State players are crushing it at D1 level: www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I went behind the scenes a few weeks ago with Drake to see how Ben McCollum and his four former Northwest Missouri State players are crushing it at D1 level: www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...
Me.
If you think having to be up on Monday after the Super Bowl sucks, it's 3am on Monday in Berlin and some people are still watching this.
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me.
I hate the state of Louisiana so much.
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I hate the state of Louisiana so much.
Xavier Worthy looks like he's having the time of his life.
January 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Xavier Worthy looks like he's having the time of his life.
Congratulations, you are a Kansas City Chief.
The Commanders are waiving former first-round CB Emmanuel Forbes, as his time in Washington is done. In addition, RB Austin Ekeler goes to Injured Reserve.
November 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Congratulations, you are a Kansas City Chief.
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The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
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we formed a new religion
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
we formed a new religion