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ə Schwa
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An Escaped Utahn living in exile on the Oregon coast.
Tech nerd, progressive, & sportsball enthusiast.

Jazz, Utes, Arsenal, RSL, Utah Hockey Club, Seahawks
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an in kind donation from Brendan Carr to @jamestalarico.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals+Assists) all comps:

15 Gyökeres 13+2
14 Trossard 7+7, Martinelli 11+3
12 Saka 7+5
11 Rice 4+7
10 Eze 5+5
9 Merino, Zubimendi Madueke 6+3
7 Gabriel 4+3 Timber 3+4
6 Ødegaard 1+5 Jesus 5+1
4 Calafiori 1+3 Lewis-Skelly 0+4 Havertz 2+2
3 White (1+2)
February 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Claude has really meaningfully changed its ethical guardrails; it used to immediately stop and suggest talking to a lawyer when asked to develop tools related to fighting illegal online harassment, but now it actually is producing useful code that then automates what needs to be provided to legal.
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Secret police death squad summarily executed Alex Pretti. That’s our reality now.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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📺 The Grove has finally gone full YouTube ... only taken us 124 episodes, got bugger all subscribers but got to start somewhere ... have a WATCH, give us a SUBSCRIBE and leave a COMMENT... youtu.be/o9xsHcwzc0Y

🎧 124 | Martinelli To The Rescue

#ARSMCI #ARSENAL #COYG #GUNNERS #AFC #MARTINELLI
‼️NEW VIDEO POD ‼️🎧 124 | Martinelli To The Rescue
YouTube video by The Grove
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have friends everywhere.
September 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
September 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fuck you, Graham Potter.
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Worst Ham United
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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When kid1 was like 6 a boy on his AYSO team had two moms and I said yeah he has two moms sometimes two women get married and sometimes two men and he said ok and asked for ice cream and I feel like it went ok....
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Oh man, this is so good ❤️

www.arsenal.com/news/eze-usi...
August 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Eze being the first ever player punished under a rule nobody knew existed makes more sense now 😉
August 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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🚨 Exclusive: Leandro Trossard has agreed a new deal at Arsenal.

30-year-old will have salary increased to reflect valued role in squad.

Contract not extended - will still run to 2027.

@theathleticfc.bsky.social 🔴⚪️ #AFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/644...
Leandro Trossard agrees new Arsenal contract
Trossard has reached an agreement on a contract adjustment, increasing his salary but not extending the deal beyond its previous expiration.
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Best keeper RSL has had since Nick Rimando. #RSL
July 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Moonboy scores again! #RSL
July 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Late in the day but this is really phenomenal work by CBS. I didn't think the story could surprise me anymore, but I exclaimed out loud several times reading this.

www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies
A CBS News investigation found discrepancies between the government's description of the Jeffrey Epstein jail video and what the video shows.
www.cbsnews.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey neat, I'm under tsunami watch
July 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I swear the quality of Major League Soccer is way worse than it used to be.
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That has to be the sloppiest penalty shootout I have ever seen.
July 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
wow, that was fast
July 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace, Frank Layden, you absolute fucking legend!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBKy...
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM