Sarah Faber
@sciencebanshee.bsky.social
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The internet's friendliest banshee, PhD. The Werner Herzog of dynamic systems neuroscience. Occasional Gàidhlig, constant shouting. Researching how the brain adapts to neurodegeneration using music. She/her.
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*Gestures expansively* you know...science, and shit
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We've reached the part of the holidays where I loudly remind everyone that there's a word in Gaelic (uaine) for the green of supernatural things like the northern lights and glacial lakes and instant pistachio pudding
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Thanksgiving weekend am I'm back in the ancestral part of the recipe book. The "half a big tub a' Cool Whip" part.
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This is the vision and leadership we need!
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Any other current or former methods TAs and teachers want to go in on an open letter re. the content on this survey? I have notes! And Evan Solomon's office is going to hear about them!
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(The Teacher Of Research Methods, Doctor Sarah Faber Experience differs slightly from the Jimi Hedrix Experience)
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Toddlers...I think they would bring a fresh perspective and would likely be better behaved in the HoC
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They DID get the full Teacher Of Research Methods, Doctor Sarah Faber Experience, though

"This is an ill-posed question"
"What in god's name does 'strategies for derisking and promoting investment in different parts of the AI stack' mean?!"
"Your assumptions there belie your sincerity here"
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I would love to hear their national strategy on snacks!
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Where I think Canada could lead the world in is developing laws to protect the environment, workers, artists, and citizens from AI-driven exploitation.

Do I think they're going to do it?

No

But you have to try.
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What is being promised now is a real emperor's new clothes of ethical alarms and intellectual property theft in an effort to make more money for massive tech companies with the added benefit of using so much electricity, it's significantly contributing to global warming!
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I told them the vision of having an algorithm capable of identifying things humans miss works in very specific settings, like identifying unambiguous lab reports and leaving borderline cases to human clinicians in cancer screenings.
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I really gave this the business, and so can you!

A lot of the questions are VERY "hey, person who *loves* AI, how can we, a government who *loves* AI, make sure companies who *also love* AI come to Canada to do trickledown economics?"
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It's been a scant ten months and here we stand again. At this particular sign. Tapping furiously.

bsky.app/profile/scie...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a collection of songs in possession of some shared characteristic, must be in want of a genre tag.

But here's the thing...machines are FAMOUSLY SHIT at this
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Continuing the saga of the clear enshittification of music genres by Spotify

stank face. a Spotify created genre so fake that Spotify can't even define it
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Reject modernity, EMBRACE TRADITION*.

*Being my friend and receiving lovingly handcrafted playlists full of the most delightfully esoteric shit you have ever heard in quantities best described as 'scandalous'
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that some people need a good shitkicking!
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Jesus, dude, just @ me next time
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An option for independent social archaeology?! That is SO fetch!
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I worry Young Jobs is exceptional

Looks like I have to be an MC now. Damn.