@scienceplease.bsky.social
Stop it!! Stop getting so damn excited about the Epstein files being released. Not a fucking this of any value will be released. Not one damn thing. Get excited in 2-4 years when the Democrats take over. Until then, get excited about voting!
(Hopefully that happens...)
(Hopefully that happens...)
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Stop it!! Stop getting so damn excited about the Epstein files being released. Not a fucking this of any value will be released. Not one damn thing. Get excited in 2-4 years when the Democrats take over. Until then, get excited about voting!
(Hopefully that happens...)
(Hopefully that happens...)
I'd like to see a button on this app that reads posts aloud before they are sent. Maybe spelling and grammar would improve.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'd like to see a button on this app that reads posts aloud before they are sent. Maybe spelling and grammar would improve.
Want to stop the ICE kidnappings? Get on their hotline and send them to wealthy neighborhoods. How long do you think Bezos and Gates will put up with a shitty lawn?
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Want to stop the ICE kidnappings? Get on their hotline and send them to wealthy neighborhoods. How long do you think Bezos and Gates will put up with a shitty lawn?
Hey Bluesky. I DON'T WANT TO SEE PICS OR VIDEO OF FAT, HAIRY WHITE MEN!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey Bluesky. I DON'T WANT TO SEE PICS OR VIDEO OF FAT, HAIRY WHITE MEN!!!!!
The government shutdown is permanent. The Republikkkans are also on track with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. The US will soon be known as The Dividend States of Profit.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The government shutdown is permanent. The Republikkkans are also on track with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. The US will soon be known as The Dividend States of Profit.
Just saw an article that shows some CEO's believe AI will reduce the work week to three days a week. What they don't say is you will only be paid for three days of work. Let's see how long people will tolerate a 20% pay cut. And who do those CEO's think will buy their products?
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just saw an article that shows some CEO's believe AI will reduce the work week to three days a week. What they don't say is you will only be paid for three days of work. Let's see how long people will tolerate a 20% pay cut. And who do those CEO's think will buy their products?
I think every person of color needs to wear a shirt with their birth certificate printed on it so any bit of them makes it very clear for a lawsuit.
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think every person of color needs to wear a shirt with their birth certificate printed on it so any bit of them makes it very clear for a lawsuit.
Every interview with Pee Wee German needs to be done by a 6' 4" woman looking down on his tiny boyhood.
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every interview with Pee Wee German needs to be done by a 6' 4" woman looking down on his tiny boyhood.
Press these idiots on the rapture happening the 23 of 24 (Jesus wasn't sure? He have a potential date with a hottie the 23rd?).
If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.
If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Press these idiots on the rapture happening the 23 of 24 (Jesus wasn't sure? He have a potential date with a hottie the 23rd?).
If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.
If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.
First amendment "You're a fascist!"
Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you."
Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."
Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you."
Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
First amendment "You're a fascist!"
Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you."
Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."
Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you."
Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."
Every judge in America sounds like the teacher in any Peanuts cartoon.
Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.
Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.
September 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every judge in America sounds like the teacher in any Peanuts cartoon.
Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.
Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.
I'm looking forward to when people finally realize the Epstein files ARE the distraction. Last I checked tRump is president and nothing incriminating will be released while he is. Oh, and since he's an authoritarian he will also suspend elections thus he'll remain "president" until he dies.
August 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm looking forward to when people finally realize the Epstein files ARE the distraction. Last I checked tRump is president and nothing incriminating will be released while he is. Oh, and since he's an authoritarian he will also suspend elections thus he'll remain "president" until he dies.
I say we start a country where to be admitted you have to pass a self awareness test. Crows can be a part of government and most conservatives can't get in.
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I say we start a country where to be admitted you have to pass a self awareness test. Crows can be a part of government and most conservatives can't get in.
So, video games are played by mostly teenage boys. Like in the high 90's percentage. And they are the ones growing up and bitching about not getting laid? Seriously? Well done capitalism.
August 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So, video games are played by mostly teenage boys. Like in the high 90's percentage. And they are the ones growing up and bitching about not getting laid? Seriously? Well done capitalism.
For those who voted for Trump, here's my ask. When the civil war starts, you need to be on the front lines and take the first bullets. Thanks in advance. It's the least you can do.
August 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For those who voted for Trump, here's my ask. When the civil war starts, you need to be on the front lines and take the first bullets. Thanks in advance. It's the least you can do.
I kind of wonder where billionaires will get their money when we all don't have any to give? And how much are they budgeting for security? They will definitely need it.
August 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I kind of wonder where billionaires will get their money when we all don't have any to give? And how much are they budgeting for security? They will definitely need it.
Why TF am I getting so many posts of bare chested men? Random hunting? I block every one of them. Damn.
August 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why TF am I getting so many posts of bare chested men? Random hunting? I block every one of them. Damn.
I'll bet anything Trump never gets a headache.
August 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'll bet anything Trump never gets a headache.
They all know he'll be dead some day (soon?). They are all drunk on power and when he is dead they will blame him 100% for everything. And in the meantime during the blame game they won't undo a damn thing he did.
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
They all know he'll be dead some day (soon?). They are all drunk on power and when he is dead they will blame him 100% for everything. And in the meantime during the blame game they won't undo a damn thing he did.
Republicans don't believe tRump's lies. They just go along to stay in power. Kind of like when your wife says something mean about you at a party and you don't correct her because, you know, you want to get laid later.
July 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Republicans don't believe tRump's lies. They just go along to stay in power. Kind of like when your wife says something mean about you at a party and you don't correct her because, you know, you want to get laid later.
Hey Canadians. If I travel to your country and say mean things about your politicians will you detain me? Please? For say, twenty years?
July 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey Canadians. If I travel to your country and say mean things about your politicians will you detain me? Please? For say, twenty years?
Simple question; why is it okay for some people to rape children but not others? Asking specifically people of religion. Oh wait. No. That's okay in the Bible. Okay, asking people who agree with current laws.
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Simple question; why is it okay for some people to rape children but not others? Asking specifically people of religion. Oh wait. No. That's okay in the Bible. Okay, asking people who agree with current laws.
Thugs show up at Obama's house to arrest him.
"We're here to arrest you for treason!"
"Your boss gave presidents immunity. Go away."
"Crap..."
"We're here to arrest you for treason!"
"Your boss gave presidents immunity. Go away."
"Crap..."
July 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thugs show up at Obama's house to arrest him.
"We're here to arrest you for treason!"
"Your boss gave presidents immunity. Go away."
"Crap..."
"We're here to arrest you for treason!"
"Your boss gave presidents immunity. Go away."
"Crap..."
I agree the US will never be the same after we abolish the current fascist regime. But Germany did it after WWII. They became a better place to live than the US. It only took them 20-30 years.
So fuck, I guess my kids will have a decent place to live. I'll be dead by then. Dammit...
So fuck, I guess my kids will have a decent place to live. I'll be dead by then. Dammit...
July 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I agree the US will never be the same after we abolish the current fascist regime. But Germany did it after WWII. They became a better place to live than the US. It only took them 20-30 years.
So fuck, I guess my kids will have a decent place to live. I'll be dead by then. Dammit...
So fuck, I guess my kids will have a decent place to live. I'll be dead by then. Dammit...
DirectTv just called and because I'm such a good customer they have a great deal on Paramount+
I was not kind...
I was not kind...
July 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
DirectTv just called and because I'm such a good customer they have a great deal on Paramount+
I was not kind...
I was not kind...