scienceplease.bsky.social
@scienceplease.bsky.social
Sweating because he only has two arms.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Unfortunately for him..." should be "Fortunately for everyone..."
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So what is the next battle cry when the files they release have nothing of value?
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As long as an appropriate amount of tar goes in his mouth.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So? What is being done about it? Anything? Anything at all? Or is it just redundant headlines to draw revenue?
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Barf
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I want to see someone present him with a huge gold butt plug. I'd bet a year's salary he'd take it. And use it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The first thing every Democrat should ask prior to speaking now is "May we articulate facts as a matter of record?"
And from that moment forward always refer to him as "The Convicted Felon President Trump..."
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Really? Now all but one are good guys? Bullshit. They only voted yes because their mob boss said they could. ALL Republikkkans need to go. Every single one of them
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Shove the fucking Bible down their hypocritical throats every day!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
And after that Chris, how will the oligarchs steal the rest of our money? Fuck you.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Because orange Poopy Pants is the President of the US.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Hey Phillip. Remember when we had actual sex with our partners? Those were the days..."
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I believe they closed around the early 80's. My buddies and I turned 21 in 1979 and we hung out there for the 79 cent drinks. Yeah, 79 cents. We'd order four at a time. It was that busy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Everything before a "...but..." is bullshit.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm so damn excited for that to happen. Seriously. And I would die from happiness if the originators were jailed because of it!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Now we know for sure who's in the Epstein files.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yes, people just need to lower their expectations. They're only going to be disappointed...again.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No one should settle!! Lawyer up and if they can't afford one do a GoFundMe!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No shit. We're never going to see those files as long as the oligarchs are alive. Because they are in them and will drain their fortune keeping them hidden.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Brought to you by David Pecker at The National Enquirer, co-written by Anthony Weiner.
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Go back to your gay porn Evan and let the adults make comments.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It was me. All of them. I get around.
They asked me why there was diarrhea everywhere in the bathroom when I came out.
I said "Salts"
"What kind of salts?"
"Somer..."
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No wonder I didn't notice. I don't use any of those.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM