Dan
@scifinch.bsky.social
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Pointlessly limp
📍 Coventry, UK
Pointlessly limp
📍 Coventry, UK
I would die for pissfingers
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I would die for pissfingers
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dog shelters: don’t buy puppies, consider adoption instead
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
November 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
dog shelters: don’t buy puppies, consider adoption instead
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
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Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven. 😏
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
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TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven. 😏
🔫 👀
TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
🔫 👀
TRICK QUESTION ANGELS CAN'T GET HURT LIKE THAT NOW WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I need to get the train to work but I need to sleep some more 😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I need to get the train to work but I need to sleep some more 😭
The public consultation on trans access rights at Highgate Ponds ends on the 25th Nov - so now's the time to give your thoughts if you were intending to! Link in QT
Really worth doing this - these are historically queer spaces and should be protected as such.
There are about 5 main questions (one for each "solution"), then a few basic "about you" questions
There are about 5 main questions (one for each "solution"), then a few basic "about you" questions
The Gender Critical have already inundated this survey with their disgusting views on banning trans people from using the ponds.
Would be a shame if we inundated with trans positive views on not banning trans people.
hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is/en-GB/propos...
Would be a shame if we inundated with trans positive views on not banning trans people.
hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is/en-GB/propos...
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The public consultation on trans access rights at Highgate Ponds ends on the 25th Nov - so now's the time to give your thoughts if you were intending to! Link in QT
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![Barbie crying [edited]: He thinks I'm megafauna? I don't suppress the growth of woody vegetation or stabilize the abundance of smaller animals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wpdti66qcvzywaum55sucghw/bafkreid33rymnixdez3rme5jbyhrvmymugiq7bqfnyxmz2pjh6tpoicrnq@jpeg)
The magnetic induction model of social media reactionism
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The magnetic induction model of social media reactionism
I know I'm preaching to the choir here but this was patently obvious at the time. And I don't mean it in a retrospective sense - there was robust and clear criticism of this from people who knew better consistently all the way bloody through. Frustrating
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know I'm preaching to the choir here but this was patently obvious at the time. And I don't mean it in a retrospective sense - there was robust and clear criticism of this from people who knew better consistently all the way bloody through. Frustrating
Can't wait for Amazon Video to strike down the new Stargate series in its prime, just like Universe (RIP)
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Can't wait for Amazon Video to strike down the new Stargate series in its prime, just like Universe (RIP)
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sleet... god's most disgusting precipitation
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
sleet... god's most disgusting precipitation
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Anyway soz just needed to get those out of my system
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Anyway soz just needed to get those out of my system
My other gripe today is that I complained to CrossCountry because they sent a v short train at rush hour & it was dangerously busy.
Their response basically implied that I'm selfish to want a longer train - it deprives others
Their response basically implied that I'm selfish to want a longer train - it deprives others
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My other gripe today is that I complained to CrossCountry because they sent a v short train at rush hour & it was dangerously busy.
Their response basically implied that I'm selfish to want a longer train - it deprives others
Their response basically implied that I'm selfish to want a longer train - it deprives others
Ok so we are looking to move in about a month right.
I tried to book a viewing for Weds and the letting agent *declined* because we aren't looking to move immediately‽
Allowing for 2 weeks for paperwork, the difference seems negligible. So annoying.
I tried to book a viewing for Weds and the letting agent *declined* because we aren't looking to move immediately‽
Allowing for 2 weeks for paperwork, the difference seems negligible. So annoying.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ok so we are looking to move in about a month right.
I tried to book a viewing for Weds and the letting agent *declined* because we aren't looking to move immediately‽
Allowing for 2 weeks for paperwork, the difference seems negligible. So annoying.
I tried to book a viewing for Weds and the letting agent *declined* because we aren't looking to move immediately‽
Allowing for 2 weeks for paperwork, the difference seems negligible. So annoying.
Still coming across new bands that are clearly nu metal inspired (which is great for my ears) but so distinctly like first wave bands rather than having their own style
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Still coming across new bands that are clearly nu metal inspired (which is great for my ears) but so distinctly like first wave bands rather than having their own style
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
Just packing to leave and saw a sea eagle across the loch (soz for the cryptid style pic)
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just packing to leave and saw a sea eagle across the loch (soz for the cryptid style pic)