Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
Let's also bring back leaded gasoline, and maybe starter handles, and that guy who walked in front of the car with a red flag. Let's also figure out how we can make Cool Whip out of crude oil, although it'll have to have at least 15% ethanol because Iowa.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Let's also bring back leaded gasoline, and maybe starter handles, and that guy who walked in front of the car with a red flag. Let's also figure out how we can make Cool Whip out of crude oil, although it'll have to have at least 15% ethanol because Iowa.
"Your package is delayed because of a delay in transit."
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"Your package is delayed because of a delay in transit."
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Is this the most useless shipping update ever?
Hopefully, this fucking guy will breathe air directly from his limo's tail pipe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump says he will repeal Biden-era fuel efficiency standards for cars and trucks
Move marks president’s latest effort to dismantle pollution regulations and support for cleaner-running vehicles
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hopefully, this fucking guy will breathe air directly from his limo's tail pipe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
🏈 Announcing my availability for the head coach job at Penn State. I know fuck all about coaching but I like watching the game on TV and I like the idea of being paid a boatload of money.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🏈 Announcing my availability for the head coach job at Penn State. I know fuck all about coaching but I like watching the game on TV and I like the idea of being paid a boatload of money.
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Lawrence of Arabian Nights
Lawrence of Arabian Nights
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Guardians of the Galaxy Quest
Guardians of the Galaxy Quest
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Paulie
Paulie
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Lawrence of Arabian Nights
Lawrence of Arabian Nights
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Somebody told Trump he sold Coke and he thought they meant Diet Coke, so he pardoned him.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
The Ex-President Whom Trump Plans to Pardon Flooded America With Cocaine
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Somebody told Trump he sold Coke and he thought they meant Diet Coke, so he pardoned him.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
💥 Car loses control, hits barrier and flips over 🚨
YouTube video by Simon Jessey
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I named my fists Nicolaus and Copernicus, because I need to remember not everything revolves around me.
I named my fists Phobos and Deimos, because MARS ATTACKS! ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK*
*each "Ack" is a punch
*each "Ack" is a punch
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I named my fists Nicolaus and Copernicus, because I need to remember not everything revolves around me.
What the fuck is this white powdery shit?
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What the fuck is this white powdery shit?
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What the fuck is THIS shit? How is this not a MASSIVE violation of the Hatch Act.
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
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www.whitehouse.gov
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What the fuck is THIS shit? How is this not a MASSIVE violation of the Hatch Act.
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT LAWS ANYMORE?
www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Pro tip: it is MUCH easier to make Yorkshire puddings in one of these disposable muffin tins. They require less oil and the puddings pop right out without sticking. I've done it a few times now and they are perfect. The proof is in the puddings!
amzn.to/4otopMP
amzn.to/4otopMP
Waytiffer (10pack Muffin Pan 6-Cup Cupcake Aluminum Pans Favorite Muffin Tin Size for Baking Cupcakes Muffins and Mini Pies - Standard Size
amzn.to
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pro tip: it is MUCH easier to make Yorkshire puddings in one of these disposable muffin tins. They require less oil and the puddings pop right out without sticking. I've done it a few times now and they are perfect. The proof is in the puddings!
amzn.to/4otopMP
amzn.to/4otopMP
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM