Scott🌳
@sclackham.bsky.social
All I really want to do is post stupid boulder ideas for Terraria
Exmo he/him
Exmo he/him
I will finish my latest revolution around the sun this Saturday. You don't have to celebrate or send wishes, but I've lived long enough trying to keep it a secret and feeling sad no one noticed that I figured a different approach would be better.
Happy New Year everyone!
Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I will finish my latest revolution around the sun this Saturday. You don't have to celebrate or send wishes, but I've lived long enough trying to keep it a secret and feeling sad no one noticed that I figured a different approach would be better.
Happy New Year everyone!
Happy New Year everyone!
The new year is almost here in my time zone. I hope there are new boulders @redigit.bsky.social but even if there aren't any in this new update, there's a non-zero chance for another official final final final final final final final final final final update for Terraria. And that warms my heart.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
The new year is almost here in my time zone. I hope there are new boulders @redigit.bsky.social but even if there aren't any in this new update, there's a non-zero chance for another official final final final final final final final final final final update for Terraria. And that warms my heart.
It's still 2025 where I'm at. I'm going to make a few predictions for 2026. One good, most bad.
1. The orange shit still won't die
2. AI bubble bursts, royally fucking micron (it's schadenfreude at this point)
3. Dollar goes to shit
4. Progressive candidates run everywhere but are unlikely to
1. The orange shit still won't die
2. AI bubble bursts, royally fucking micron (it's schadenfreude at this point)
3. Dollar goes to shit
4. Progressive candidates run everywhere but are unlikely to
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It's still 2025 where I'm at. I'm going to make a few predictions for 2026. One good, most bad.
1. The orange shit still won't die
2. AI bubble bursts, royally fucking micron (it's schadenfreude at this point)
3. Dollar goes to shit
4. Progressive candidates run everywhere but are unlikely to
1. The orange shit still won't die
2. AI bubble bursts, royally fucking micron (it's schadenfreude at this point)
3. Dollar goes to shit
4. Progressive candidates run everywhere but are unlikely to
In 2026, I plan on being a little more true to myself by embracing sides of me that mormonism eliminated as options and standing up for myself. As an expert people-pleaser, it will be very hard and will make me very uncomfortable, but hopefully I don't give up.
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In 2026, I plan on being a little more true to myself by embracing sides of me that mormonism eliminated as options and standing up for myself. As an expert people-pleaser, it will be very hard and will make me very uncomfortable, but hopefully I don't give up.
I have this nagging suspicion that even after the demise of the orange fuck in the white house, they will use his name for as a title for his successors much like the Romans used Caesar's name for subsequent emperors. The fact that the name is a word meaning "to beat" makes it so obvious. 1/2
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I have this nagging suspicion that even after the demise of the orange fuck in the white house, they will use his name for as a title for his successors much like the Romans used Caesar's name for subsequent emperors. The fact that the name is a word meaning "to beat" makes it so obvious. 1/2
My family gets to sing "Silent Night" in front of me but the moment I start singing "Gods Rest Ye Merry Pagan Folk" under my breath, suddenly it's inappropriate and disrespectful.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My family gets to sing "Silent Night" in front of me but the moment I start singing "Gods Rest Ye Merry Pagan Folk" under my breath, suddenly it's inappropriate and disrespectful.
Today, the night before Solstice-but-Christian, I have to sit here pretending that my family's mythology isn't ridiculous. It's really hard because they keep talking about YHWH being the Savior and I'm expected to sit here and pretend their mythology has any veracity.
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today, the night before Solstice-but-Christian, I have to sit here pretending that my family's mythology isn't ridiculous. It's really hard because they keep talking about YHWH being the Savior and I'm expected to sit here and pretend their mythology has any veracity.
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
How the fuck did Civ 7 actually get nominated for Best Sim/Strategy Game of the year? It's a fucking dumpster fire!
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How the fuck did Civ 7 actually get nominated for Best Sim/Strategy Game of the year? It's a fucking dumpster fire!
Extreme fog in local area™️ tonight. Visibility is roughly around 25 meters. Super fucking stressful to drive in.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Extreme fog in local area™️ tonight. Visibility is roughly around 25 meters. Super fucking stressful to drive in.
Wait what. How has my algorithm kept the information about a new Stargate series that isn't a reboot being greenlit for a full 7 hours???
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wait what. How has my algorithm kept the information about a new Stargate series that isn't a reboot being greenlit for a full 7 hours???
Just watched one of the weirdest TikToks ever that had a caption telling people to check in on their single friends and... [Sigh]
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just watched one of the weirdest TikToks ever that had a caption telling people to check in on their single friends and... [Sigh]
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
Whoever runs for president, take this idea. Billionaires often take loans against their assets to avoid paying taxes. When a billionaire does this, they should pay a fee equal to 99% of the loan amount and the loan starts incurring interest equal to predatory credit card interest rates immediately.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Whoever runs for president, take this idea. Billionaires often take loans against their assets to avoid paying taxes. When a billionaire does this, they should pay a fee equal to 99% of the loan amount and the loan starts incurring interest equal to predatory credit card interest rates immediately.
With Mamdani projected to win, I feel compelled to share a meme.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
With Mamdani projected to win, I feel compelled to share a meme.
Word to the wise.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Word to the wise.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
God I love having a medical condition that has an at most two week long episode cluster every 18-24 months making refilling the medication I need for it impossible since my refills expire no less than two months before I get the cluster again.
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
God I love having a medical condition that has an at most two week long episode cluster every 18-24 months making refilling the medication I need for it impossible since my refills expire no less than two months before I get the cluster again.
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
I keep seeing this class action lawsuit against Google for $425 million and I think we need to collectively decide that a corporation being sued shouldn't be able to get away with paying only 0.014% of their total market value. If we're to stop their exploitation, it's gotta be at least 50%.
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I keep seeing this class action lawsuit against Google for $425 million and I think we need to collectively decide that a corporation being sued shouldn't be able to get away with paying only 0.014% of their total market value. If we're to stop their exploitation, it's gotta be at least 50%.
Dear Franz Bakery,
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dear Franz Bakery,
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
Just got reminded of how culty the BSA is. I completely forgot about the most exclusive, pretentious, unimpartially selective group within the Boy Scouts until I walked by an event for the "Order of the Arrow".
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just got reminded of how culty the BSA is. I completely forgot about the most exclusive, pretentious, unimpartially selective group within the Boy Scouts until I walked by an event for the "Order of the Arrow".
Note to self:
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Note to self:
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
I have this tradition I do every year before I can start listening to Xmas music. The tradition is that I have to play "Christmas Unicorn" to introduce the holiday season.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have this tradition I do every year before I can start listening to Xmas music. The tradition is that I have to play "Christmas Unicorn" to introduce the holiday season.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
What if everyone just collectively trolled ice by tying their shoes together while they were trying to kidnap someone? Kinda hard to perpetuate fascism if you can't walk.
October 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What if everyone just collectively trolled ice by tying their shoes together while they were trying to kidnap someone? Kinda hard to perpetuate fascism if you can't walk.
Checked in on r/exmormon and it would appear that Susan's husband got promoted.
This is just so fucking great.
This is just so fucking great.
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Checked in on r/exmormon and it would appear that Susan's husband got promoted.
This is just so fucking great.
This is just so fucking great.
I'm really upset. "Sledding Game" demo window is over so I can't play it right now. Maybe it'll be back from the 13-20, but I really wanted to play it again today. 😫
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm really upset. "Sledding Game" demo window is over so I can't play it right now. Maybe it'll be back from the 13-20, but I really wanted to play it again today. 😫
I don't drink often but my very mormon family will start revering, worshipping, and idolizing a vile, senile, homophobic lawyer later today, so I figured it was as good a time as any to have a drink. Just a rum and [cherry] coke.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I don't drink often but my very mormon family will start revering, worshipping, and idolizing a vile, senile, homophobic lawyer later today, so I figured it was as good a time as any to have a drink. Just a rum and [cherry] coke.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.