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A Maltese/bichon friese mix just stood up on its hind legs and solemnly brandished a firearm at me and then regressed into dog mode the second its owner came out of Starbucks
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i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed
guy who has never heard of mizrahis:
let’s have a hog off
guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck
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my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????
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There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!
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put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of
6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”
at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective
normalize asking your friends shit so you don’t have to involuntarily use google ai
*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*

“You think that’s the last four of his social”
Lol he got his ass creamed outside a madewell and a jeni’s ice cream bro. Dude got rocked down the street from a west elm. Imagine being a “man” in your 20s and having some 15 year olds smoke your shit in front of you girl. Couldn’t be me
She obla di on my obla da until life goes on
I’ve gone to 11 ball games this year. Love balls love games go cubs
They fucking killed him dude
Coupled with the fart noise too? I bet that felt so good
at the bar rotating the draft list in my mind
oak park is a place of broad lawns and narrow minds
Pouring the affogato you just ordered all over my head and neck and asking you to make an example of me