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@scooblionics.bsky.social

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Feb 10

A Maltese/bichon friese mix just stood up on its hind legs and solemnly brandished a firearm at me and then regressed into dog mode the second its owner came out of Starbucks

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 8h

i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 7d

yesss pop that shit

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 7d

guy who has never heard of mizrahis:

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Sep 21

pluhh

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Sep 18

let’s have a hog off

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Sep 8

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Sep 5

guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Sep 5

😔

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Adam Nuttesac @cigaregrets.bsky.social · Sep 5

my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield????

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Adam Nuttesac @cigaregrets.bsky.social · Sep 1

There’s no way he put Eminem down at number six!!!

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · Aug 24

put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 15

6 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 13

one of my buddies will make up crazy shit just to make people slightly bummed out. Yesterday he was like “yeah you remember the ‘bye, have a beautiful time!’ guy after the credits oh American Dad? Yeah he was the security guard outside the studio. Killed himself”

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 13

at the library reading The Bible with a comically large magnifying glass like an old timey detective

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 13

normalize asking your friends shit so you don’t have to involuntarily use google ai

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 9

*guy who thinks the lyrics to goodbye horses are “2-5-4-6”*

“You think that’s the last four of his social”

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 7

Lol he got his ass creamed outside a madewell and a jeni’s ice cream bro. Dude got rocked down the street from a west elm. Imagine being a “man” in your 20s and having some 15 year olds smoke your shit in front of you girl. Couldn’t be me

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 2

She obla di on my obla da until life goes on

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 2

I’ve gone to 11 ball games this year. Love balls love games go cubs

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Aug 2

They fucking killed him dude

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Jul 15

Okay ShaSha Xu

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Jul 15

Coupled with the fart noise too? I bet that felt so good

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Jul 3

at the bar rotating the draft list in my mind

babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Jul 3

oak park is a place of broad lawns and narrow minds

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babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · Jun 28

Pouring the affogato you just ordered all over my head and neck and asking you to make an example of me