Scott Klosterman
@scottklosterman.bsky.social
Kentuckian. Ad guy. Ready fighter for the resistance. Will need Fridays off.
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condiment packet advent calendar mostly ketchup and mayo so far, hoping for a duck sauce maybe even a honey
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
condiment packet advent calendar mostly ketchup and mayo so far, hoping for a duck sauce maybe even a honey
Revised Statue of Liberty plaque:
"Give me your Trump Gold Card visa holders, maybe a few Swedes and Norwegians, and that’s pretty much it.”
Inscribed in Times New Roman, the official font of white nationalism.
"Give me your Trump Gold Card visa holders, maybe a few Swedes and Norwegians, and that’s pretty much it.”
Inscribed in Times New Roman, the official font of white nationalism.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Revised Statue of Liberty plaque:
"Give me your Trump Gold Card visa holders, maybe a few Swedes and Norwegians, and that’s pretty much it.”
Inscribed in Times New Roman, the official font of white nationalism.
"Give me your Trump Gold Card visa holders, maybe a few Swedes and Norwegians, and that’s pretty much it.”
Inscribed in Times New Roman, the official font of white nationalism.
Has he been appointed head of DEA yet?
Breaking news: Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández, sentenced last year to 45 years in prison for his role in helping drug traffickers move cocaine to the U.S., was released from prison following a pardon from President Trump.
Former president of Honduras freed from U.S. prison after Trump pardon
Juan Orlando Hernández was serving a 45-year sentence over drug trafficking. Following a pardon from President Donald Trump, he has been released.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Has he been appointed head of DEA yet?
one sure sign of dementia is declaring 10x/day completely unprompted that you aced a dementia test
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
one sure sign of dementia is declaring 10x/day completely unprompted that you aced a dementia test
Going as an ICE agent for Halloween so instead of ringing the doorbell I can just break the door.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Going as an ICE agent for Halloween so instead of ringing the doorbell I can just break the door.
avoiding trick or treaters tonight by doing like the government and shutting down the house
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
avoiding trick or treaters tonight by doing like the government and shutting down the house
Larry David opened a spite store on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now we have a spite president.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Larry David opened a spite store on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now we have a spite president.
Weird how MAGA always accuses the previous administration of weaponizing the government and then weaponizes it themselves using actual weapons.
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Weird how MAGA always accuses the previous administration of weaponizing the government and then weaponizes it themselves using actual weapons.
whole meeting could’ve been one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: emails from your uncle about Obama’s birth certificate
What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
whole meeting could’ve been one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: emails from your uncle about Obama’s birth certificate
bringing some real pick-me girl energy to this rapture thing
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
bringing some real pick-me girl energy to this rapture thing
The company that made the Lion King is about to hear it from the Lyin' King.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The company that made the Lion King is about to hear it from the Lyin' King.
just received a notification from amazon that fascism has arrived and is on my doorstep
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
just received a notification from amazon that fascism has arrived and is on my doorstep
So much easier to boycott Disney when you can’t afford a subscription.
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So much easier to boycott Disney when you can’t afford a subscription.
don't have the brain processing power to understand what the fuck is wrong with these people
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
don't have the brain processing power to understand what the fuck is wrong with these people
Matter of time before we're told King Yam Tits played a round of golf and shot an 18.
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Matter of time before we're told King Yam Tits played a round of golf and shot an 18.
Let's just scrap the 1st amendment and make the 2nd amendment the new 1st. It's the only one they care about anyway (except the 5th, they love invoking that one).
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Let's just scrap the 1st amendment and make the 2nd amendment the new 1st. It's the only one they care about anyway (except the 5th, they love invoking that one).
Reposted by Scott Klosterman
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
National Guard members are ready for action, just waiting for their mulching orders.
September 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
National Guard members are ready for action, just waiting for their mulching orders.
You wouldn't think there are any 11-word sentences that say absolutely nothing but just heard a passing stranger utter these actual words from his actual mouth: "At the end of the day it is what it is."
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You wouldn't think there are any 11-word sentences that say absolutely nothing but just heard a passing stranger utter these actual words from his actual mouth: "At the end of the day it is what it is."
good news all your unused thoughts and prayers automatically roll over to the next mass shooting
August 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
good news all your unused thoughts and prayers automatically roll over to the next mass shooting
goddamnit pumpkin spice, not yet, not fucking yet
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
goddamnit pumpkin spice, not yet, not fucking yet
Thanks a lot, sandwich thrower. Now I can't purchase a footlong at Subway without passing a background check.
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thanks a lot, sandwich thrower. Now I can't purchase a footlong at Subway without passing a background check.
The good news I can now call in sick with polio and my boss has to believe me.
Maybe it isn't ideal to have a crazy lawyer with no medical background who obviously doesn't look after his own health in charge of looking after ours.
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The good news I can now call in sick with polio and my boss has to believe me.
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
I just hope to live long enough to see trump wearing a cankle monitor
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I just hope to live long enough to see trump wearing a cankle monitor