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Scott Lewis
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If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
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Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
Teaching the kids about Jesus's sister Janice, Janice Christ
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Harrassing a school shooter's family because I had over 6.5 dead and they left a seventh child with non-life threatening injuries
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The streaming apps are all fraudsters, rip-off artists, weapons tech investors, and gold bar-gifting grifters. That's why I'm dusting off my XL Case Logic loaded with uncompressed mp3s at 320 kbps on CDR
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Scott Lewis
Chet Holmgren is Corn Belt Wemby
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wild news re: Alberta's hottest export showing up at a Tate McCrae show
It’s ok I’m ok
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shoveled snow until I felt like I would die and my approach to removal for the rest of the winter is officially Fuckin' Leave It, It's Gonna Melt Eventually
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
People who bet on individual pitch outcomes honestly belong on a federal watchlist
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.

Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
At least I have tickets to Game 8
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara
October 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay
back to hating all the middlemen
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mariners get Gabe Speier up in the pen every night just so no one has to sit and smell him
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Giving Geese another shot, who still give me big vibes of this
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM