I have so many old black and white pieces I like: it’s like an infinite trove for color practice.

Thinking about that time I was telling @scrapbrainzone.bsky.social about how my cat sneezed in my mouth and he was like, "he thought your soul needed a top-up."

Like, sure? I guess I'll shuffle that into the personal belief system, why not?

my favorite line and favorite line read of all time

Vampire!!!

The regime is done with artists. They have AI prompts to replace us. We just wait for the bullet now, lest we pretend to be a Nazi while trying to make the next LaBuBu or whatever.

I think I might have just lost a client by posting about Charlie Kirk getting clapped on IG. Good riddance.

Buncha Nazis that don’t like being called Nazis are acting like Nazis

Those aren't pearls you're clutching, they're Trump's nuts.

Did I miss a day?? When did "fantasy" become illegal??

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

I’m just going to assume the shooter’s name is Mario.

damn a lot of people who fucking suck ass are sad today

Peeps ringing their hands about what the hogs are gonna do to avenge Kirk seem to forget that when they tried to invent a crisis, “Big Balls” getting his ass kicked was the best they could do. My city was already lousy with ICE for no reason by that point. They’re gonna try what they want regardless

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

We still out here

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My brain is an elaborate egg timer but instead of making a pleasant “ding” I kick one of those li’l delivery robots to pieces and squirrel away the precious package within. I know their cute face display is meant to engender my human sympathies, but instead it just lights up all my Mega Man synapses

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Jubilee vids impress on me that the right wing has this huge diversity of thought: A whole movement of people from different walks of life and politics totally incompatible with one another coming together united under the common cause of being awful for disparate, contradictory ahistorical reasons.

Oume & Otane Gouketsuji from Groove on Fight #gouketsujiichizoku 3
豪血寺一族３より豪傑寺お梅とお種

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the issue is not just ICE.

we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.

we cannot do both

Imagine making a successful video game and still wanting to emulate Elon Musk. You actually produced something, idiot! The only reason he'd never admit to envying you is he's also afraid of becoming you- a person who actually makes things but is less rich.

having now been exposed to "xenoblade is for gooners" and "liking kingdom hearts makes you a pedophile" I've learned a lot of people (with degrees even!) can't mentally handle anything more aesthetically challenging than a pillow fight