Sean Jordan
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Sean Jordan
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
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I’m trying to find them a match, ya see. Was this one that should have stayed between me n the wife?!
I have so many single socks. I think I’m gonna just put them all on match.com 🤞🤞🤞
I’m in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and I’m just happy ❤️
I’m watching KIDS 🤔🤔🤔
I SEE YOU, TUBI. Got some sneaky bangers.
It doesn’t get better 🪦
I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.
My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. It’s gonna get weird by Friday.
NEW AFE! We are joined by @jessedavidfox.bsky.social to draft our dream SNL cast!

bit.ly/afesnlcast
That’s so rad!! Broccoli is great
I was just so unfunny at my doctors appointment that when I was leaving, for NO reason at all, I mentioned I was on TV one time
Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife “Is this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!”

It is.
I have a daughter and still the only thing that TRULY makes me feel grown is having free space on my computer
Now that I’m over here it’s time for the first random one of these. @minakimes.bsky.social is awesome 🎉