Glassamer.
@searchbartender.bsky.social
* Serving every flavor the [World Wide Web] has to offer!
Pinned
— ?!
I've been BAMBOOZLED?! Fell for one of the [Top 10 Most Common Crimes]!
By a LIGHTNER, no less!
[ Replacing Spamton's face off the "WANTED 4 OPEN TABS" screen with Magnus' and drinking a Betrayal Brandy ]
I've been BAMBOOZLED?! Fell for one of the [Top 10 Most Common Crimes]!
By a LIGHTNER, no less!
[ Replacing Spamton's face off the "WANTED 4 OPEN TABS" screen with Magnus' and drinking a Betrayal Brandy ]
Thaaaaank yoooouuuu <3
[ * You take the drinks and run off, leaving the most obvious fake money behind. One of the dollars has your face on it. ]
[ * You take the drinks and run off, leaving the most obvious fake money behind. One of the dollars has your face on it. ]
July 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
— ?!
I've been BAMBOOZLED?! Fell for one of the [Top 10 Most Common Crimes]!
By a LIGHTNER, no less!
[ Replacing Spamton's face off the "WANTED 4 OPEN TABS" screen with Magnus' and drinking a Betrayal Brandy ]
I've been BAMBOOZLED?! Fell for one of the [Top 10 Most Common Crimes]!
By a LIGHTNER, no less!
[ Replacing Spamton's face off the "WANTED 4 OPEN TABS" screen with Magnus' and drinking a Betrayal Brandy ]
[ Looking around hopefully for a moment as well ]
...
Oh, right! We don't have those here.
You're looking for STEAMY? OILY?
Try this [Rouxls Kaard Roux]!
[ Sliding over a gravy cup ]
He's popular enough time the guys I think
...
Oh, right! We don't have those here.
You're looking for STEAMY? OILY?
Try this [Rouxls Kaard Roux]!
[ Sliding over a gravy cup ]
He's popular enough time the guys I think
[ looking around like a lost dog ] w, where are all the, a-ah, where are all the oily , steamy men ….?
Serving our [MLM] Mocktail!
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If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!
Become an early Mocktail Millionaire by investing in this multi level drink!
If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!
July 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
[ Looking around hopefully for a moment as well ]
...
Oh, right! We don't have those here.
You're looking for STEAMY? OILY?
Try this [Rouxls Kaard Roux]!
[ Sliding over a gravy cup ]
He's popular enough time the guys I think
...
Oh, right! We don't have those here.
You're looking for STEAMY? OILY?
Try this [Rouxls Kaard Roux]!
[ Sliding over a gravy cup ]
He's popular enough time the guys I think
I'm getting my money's worth out of you one way or another
OH THAT’S WHAT THAT [[Milking]] WAS FOR
Alright, alright. I get it. I know what the people want [wheeling out a giant cooler with a "YAOI JUICE" paper attached to the jug]
July 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm getting my money's worth out of you one way or another
You must crack a few yaois to make a good yaoi juice, as they say
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July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You must crack a few yaois to make a good yaoi juice, as they say
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Reposted by Glassamer.
* What the people need
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
July 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
* What the people need
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
Serving our [MLM] Mocktail!
Become an early Mocktail Millionaire by investing in this multi level drink!
If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!
Become an early Mocktail Millionaire by investing in this multi level drink!
If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!
July 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Serving our [MLM] Mocktail!
Become an early Mocktail Millionaire by investing in this multi level drink!
If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!
Become an early Mocktail Millionaire by investing in this multi level drink!
If you can sell 999 others, you may become a Mocktail Meister!
...
What do you MEAN that's not the [MLM] special you wanted—?!