Glassamer.
@searchbartender.bsky.social
* Serving every flavor the [World Wide Web] has to offer!
[ Angrily putting together what seems to be the most delicate, fruitiest little drink one could possibly make. ]
I can't SAY that. Even with [eaziest parental lock restrictions bypasses].
[ And then pouring milk into a shot glass. ]
Here's your [Big $%& Supreme Combo] and your [loser shot].
I can't SAY that. Even with [eaziest parental lock restrictions bypasses].
[ And then pouring milk into a shot glass. ]
Here's your [Big $%& Supreme Combo] and your [loser shot].
July 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[ Angrily putting together what seems to be the most delicate, fruitiest little drink one could possibly make. ]
I can't SAY that. Even with [eaziest parental lock restrictions bypasses].
[ And then pouring milk into a shot glass. ]
Here's your [Big $%& Supreme Combo] and your [loser shot].
I can't SAY that. Even with [eaziest parental lock restrictions bypasses].
[ And then pouring milk into a shot glass. ]
Here's your [Big $%& Supreme Combo] and your [loser shot].
ALRIGHT TOUGH GUY WHY DON'T YOU TRY A SIP OF THIS [SELF ACCEPTANCE SELTZER]
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ALRIGHT TOUGH GUY WHY DON'T YOU TRY A SIP OF THIS [SELF ACCEPTANCE SELTZER]
I assure you, these are high quality and ethically procured yaois you're dealing with!
[ increasingly more nervous laughter ]
We needn't concern ourselves with the quantity of our ingredients, but the quality, no?
[ increasingly more nervous laughter ]
We needn't concern ourselves with the quantity of our ingredients, but the quality, no?
July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I assure you, these are high quality and ethically procured yaois you're dealing with!
[ increasingly more nervous laughter ]
We needn't concern ourselves with the quantity of our ingredients, but the quality, no?
[ increasingly more nervous laughter ]
We needn't concern ourselves with the quantity of our ingredients, but the quality, no?
Reposted by Glassamer.
* What the people need
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
July 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
* What the people need
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
* Really, really
don't think you do
❤️ How many yaoi
did you have to squeeze
Alright, alright. I get it. I know what the people want [wheeling out a giant cooler with a "YAOI JUICE" paper attached to the jug]
July 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Alright, alright. I get it. I know what the people want [wheeling out a giant cooler with a "YAOI JUICE" paper attached to the jug]
[ mun is 18+ / mdni
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characters pronouns are he/they ]
July 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[ mun is 18+ / mdni
characters pronouns are he/they ]
characters pronouns are he/they ]