Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
Pinned
Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Wordle 1,621 5/6*
If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wordle 1,621 5/6*
If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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Wordle 1,620 4/6*
I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wordle 1,620 4/6*
I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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Wordle 1,619 4/6*
Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wordle 1,619 4/6*
Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Two w⚓️’s down my road have got their Christmas inflatable tat up already. 😡
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Two w⚓️’s down my road have got their Christmas inflatable tat up already. 😡
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Wordle 1,618 5/6*
Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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November 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Wordle 1,618 5/6*
Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Wordle 1,617 4/6*
Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wordle 1,617 4/6*
Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Wordle 1,616 6/6*
That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Wordle 1,616 6/6*
That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Wordle 1,615 4/6*
Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Wordle 1,615 4/6*
Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Wordle 1,614 4/6*
He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wordle 1,614 4/6*
He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge.
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge.
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wordle 1,613 5/6*
That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Wordle 1,613 5/6*
That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
We had always given sanctuary to those who needed it, she said, only now we would kick them out as soon as possible
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Lots of Labour MPs asking Mahmood tonight to rule out child detention. She won’t rule it out. That’s because forced removals of families will mean children in detention for periods.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lots of Labour MPs asking Mahmood tonight to rule out child detention. She won’t rule it out. That’s because forced removals of families will mean children in detention for periods.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Very Posh and Becks: David knighted at last
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Very Posh and Becks: David knighted at last
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
So first time actually on a bike yesterday - I took the Fixie down to find a distant cousins grave marker in the local cemetery. Which was kinda cool because I thought I was the first of my family to live here.
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
So first time actually on a bike yesterday - I took the Fixie down to find a distant cousins grave marker in the local cemetery. Which was kinda cool because I thought I was the first of my family to live here.
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
Wordle 1,612 3/6*
This has got to have been one of my fastest Wordles ever. Unlike a car with one of these on it.
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This has got to have been one of my fastest Wordles ever. Unlike a car with one of these on it.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Wordle 1,612 3/6*
This has got to have been one of my fastest Wordles ever. Unlike a car with one of these on it.
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This has got to have been one of my fastest Wordles ever. Unlike a car with one of these on it.
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Wordle 1,611 4/6*
I handled that really well today.
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I handled that really well today.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Wordle 1,611 4/6*
I handled that really well today.
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I handled that really well today.
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Wordle 1,610 4/6*
I had to hang on in there today to get this. Literally typed it twice but didn’t recognise it as a word because I was so disappointed that it wasn’t Jay from the Inbetweeners favourite word.
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I had to hang on in there today to get this. Literally typed it twice but didn’t recognise it as a word because I was so disappointed that it wasn’t Jay from the Inbetweeners favourite word.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Wordle 1,610 4/6*
I had to hang on in there today to get this. Literally typed it twice but didn’t recognise it as a word because I was so disappointed that it wasn’t Jay from the Inbetweeners favourite word.
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This man was trafficked into Britain, in ways which the government would now use to make him subject to deportation. According to a leading political pundit, he brought with him ancestral violence, which means that he *and his British-born children* should be expelled.
This man.
This man.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This man was trafficked into Britain, in ways which the government would now use to make him subject to deportation. According to a leading political pundit, he brought with him ancestral violence, which means that he *and his British-born children* should be expelled.
This man.
This man.
I was today years old when I learnt you can pay £1.50 and download any old randoms will lodged in the UK for about the last 40-50 years.
So I’ve just bought my grand parents plus 3 randoms who might be related.
(I’m on an Ancestry frenzy)
So I’ve just bought my grand parents plus 3 randoms who might be related.
(I’m on an Ancestry frenzy)
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I was today years old when I learnt you can pay £1.50 and download any old randoms will lodged in the UK for about the last 40-50 years.
So I’ve just bought my grand parents plus 3 randoms who might be related.
(I’m on an Ancestry frenzy)
So I’ve just bought my grand parents plus 3 randoms who might be related.
(I’m on an Ancestry frenzy)
Wordle 1,609 4/6*
The Wordle greens and yellows are looking very garish on this win.
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The Wordle greens and yellows are looking very garish on this win.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wordle 1,609 4/6*
The Wordle greens and yellows are looking very garish on this win.
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The Wordle greens and yellows are looking very garish on this win.
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Wordle 1,608 4/6*
A hint about a hint of colour.
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A hint about a hint of colour.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Wordle 1,608 4/6*
A hint about a hint of colour.
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A hint about a hint of colour.
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Wordle 1,607 4/6*
I win. You can’t briefly draw in Wordle like you can in tennis.
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I win. You can’t briefly draw in Wordle like you can in tennis.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Wordle 1,607 4/6*
I win. You can’t briefly draw in Wordle like you can in tennis.
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I win. You can’t briefly draw in Wordle like you can in tennis.
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