Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙
@seeyouinnj.bsky.social
He/Him 🩷💜💙, Partnered 🏳️🌈, Central NJ
Make Jonathan Bailey the new James Bond and have him do that Black Widow move where you climb onto a guys shoulders and choke him with your thighs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Make Jonathan Bailey the new James Bond and have him do that Black Widow move where you climb onto a guys shoulders and choke him with your thighs.
*fueling engagement on bluesky*
“As a pansexual, allow me to use my expertise to definitively rank all the genders from best to worst in terms of bangability…”
“As a pansexual, allow me to use my expertise to definitively rank all the genders from best to worst in terms of bangability…”
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
*fueling engagement on bluesky*
“As a pansexual, allow me to use my expertise to definitively rank all the genders from best to worst in terms of bangability…”
“As a pansexual, allow me to use my expertise to definitively rank all the genders from best to worst in terms of bangability…”
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Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
I think Elon’s accent has tricked a lot of people into thinking his broken English is due to being multilingual and not that he is, in fact, a dumb person.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I think Elon’s accent has tricked a lot of people into thinking his broken English is due to being multilingual and not that he is, in fact, a dumb person.
Saw an unhinged take that they should make a prequel to Wicked - itself something of a prequel - about the young Wizard arriving in Oz. You’re describing Oz the Great and Powerful and everybody hated it. Also, this Wizard is a fascist. Who wants to see the young Hitler musical?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Saw an unhinged take that they should make a prequel to Wicked - itself something of a prequel - about the young Wizard arriving in Oz. You’re describing Oz the Great and Powerful and everybody hated it. Also, this Wizard is a fascist. Who wants to see the young Hitler musical?
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I try my best not to engage with people who actively don’t get jokes
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I try my best not to engage with people who actively don’t get jokes
It’s very confusing trying to remember which day Thanksgiving is when everyone’s been tearing apart the grocery store for three weeks as though it’s the next day, and then going home and decorating the whole neighborhood for Christmas already.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s very confusing trying to remember which day Thanksgiving is when everyone’s been tearing apart the grocery store for three weeks as though it’s the next day, and then going home and decorating the whole neighborhood for Christmas already.
I feel like just a brief, multi-day coma would fix me,
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I feel like just a brief, multi-day coma would fix me,
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Neither the President nor the Secretary of Education has the power to eliminate the Department of Education. So they can try to not do the job, or task other agencies with doing the jobs it’s supposed to do. But legally, the department still exists and can be forced by courts to do stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Neither the President nor the Secretary of Education has the power to eliminate the Department of Education. So they can try to not do the job, or task other agencies with doing the jobs it’s supposed to do. But legally, the department still exists and can be forced by courts to do stuff.
One thing that’s annoying about the holiday season is that families get together in public and then completely forget that other people exist, including other families. “What, you need to use this sidewalk to get home? Sorry, we have to take a group photo in front of a store with 20 different phones
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One thing that’s annoying about the holiday season is that families get together in public and then completely forget that other people exist, including other families. “What, you need to use this sidewalk to get home? Sorry, we have to take a group photo in front of a store with 20 different phones
Wicked is about the strife caused by a woman reading a book.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wicked is about the strife caused by a woman reading a book.
Magical scam goddess Glinda
a woman in a pink dress holding a wand in a bubble
ALT: a woman in a pink dress holding a wand in a bubble
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Magical scam goddess Glinda
The only ads I find effective are ones that just show me something I would want but was unaware was available. Aggressively trying to convince me to buy something actively makes me hate products I would otherwise consider.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The only ads I find effective are ones that just show me something I would want but was unaware was available. Aggressively trying to convince me to buy something actively makes me hate products I would otherwise consider.
Suits, ties, and dress shoes are corporate fetish gear.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Suits, ties, and dress shoes are corporate fetish gear.
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My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Charlie Brown
What's the frequency, Charlie Brown?
You're a good man, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Charlie Brown
It’s weird that now people seem to have Friendsgiving a week before the holiday so they can still go to a family Thanksgiving, thus negating the whole reason Friendsgiving began as a way for those who couldn’t or didn’t want to spend the day with their family to have something to do.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s weird that now people seem to have Friendsgiving a week before the holiday so they can still go to a family Thanksgiving, thus negating the whole reason Friendsgiving began as a way for those who couldn’t or didn’t want to spend the day with their family to have something to do.
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And MAGA is still convinced that Twitter proves that their shitty movement is widely supported in the US 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And MAGA is still convinced that Twitter proves that their shitty movement is widely supported in the US 🙄
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Montana’s unofficial motto is “the last best place,” so when a measure introduced in Congress proposed selling off public lands, it sparked fierce backlash from Montanans. 60 Minutes reports, Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Montana’s unofficial motto is “the last best place,” so when a measure introduced in Congress proposed selling off public lands, it sparked fierce backlash from Montanans. 60 Minutes reports, Sunday.
Honestly, Shiz seems like a pretty terrible school and it should lose its accreditation.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Honestly, Shiz seems like a pretty terrible school and it should lose its accreditation.
Companies like IBM are currently working on AI and almost never talk about it outside of really dense industry conferences and publications, while companies that didn’t exist 5 years ago won’t shut up about how their cobbled-together mad lib machine will run the world if you give them money.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Companies like IBM are currently working on AI and almost never talk about it outside of really dense industry conferences and publications, while companies that didn’t exist 5 years ago won’t shut up about how their cobbled-together mad lib machine will run the world if you give them money.
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
Who are these people that see people trying to fry whole turkeys and either starting fires or at best making a mess that also burns their dinner and thinks “yeah, but I can get it to work?” You could just carve the turkey and fry it that way in a normal kitchen and it will taste better.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who are these people that see people trying to fry whole turkeys and either starting fires or at best making a mess that also burns their dinner and thinks “yeah, but I can get it to work?” You could just carve the turkey and fry it that way in a normal kitchen and it will taste better.