Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸
segatape.bsky.social
Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸
@segatape.bsky.social
definitely one of the accounts on bluesky. bad jokes, baseball, history, music, space, airplanes, libertarian socialist politics.

everything for everyone

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happy pride! remember, you will one day dance on their graves
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
hello yes madam press secretary still looking for a quote about the president's plans about filling a plane with diarrhea
Hello madam press secretary, just a few questions about a recent statement by the president. Was the diarrhea in the plane his, or someone else's. Does he plan to diarrhea himself for every protest or just certain ones. Are you concerned about the president's ability to diarrhea himself sufficiently
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i imagine the lawyer who wrote this went home and had a nice day, feeling that they had done an honest day's work to make the world a better place
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I'm thinking about how it now seems clear this particular fascist moment will end, this particular movement will fall, but I'm thinking about all the forms of horrible harm that will be locked-in forever and go uncommented on. I am thinking about this because KOSA has been reintroduced in the House.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I definitely want my health insurance to have swagger, it's way more important than it covering the cost of going to the doctor
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Russian speakers how the hell do I know where to put the stress in a word
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the fake burger king
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
winter should be illegal i hate this goddamn season
I have been ready for bed at 7 pm for over a week and i can NOT go through a whole winter of this
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Epstein files (121 GB)

A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the DOJ and Congress, and leaked emails.

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Epstein files - Distributed Denial of Secrets
A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the Department of Justice and Congress, and leaked…
ddosecrets.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Epstein emails (2.5 GB)

Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's [email protected] email address over nineteen years.

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November 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
glad to see that the revisionist "the phantom menace was actually not that bad!" position not being endorsed by pritzker
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
come on that would never happen
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*

The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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normal person: i slammed my penis in the car door

tech C-suite: i disrupted the car door economy by leveraging new inputs
September 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
and so all these critics are saying *funny voice* you can't set the tempest in a walmart, and you know, they don't know what the hell they're talking about. we're going to be doing some very great plays this season and we're looking very closely at some tom stoppard
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the "please don't hit me your lordship" tone that ai models are apparently set to use if asked why the output is wrong is incredibly creepy
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
why does joven look like jd vance at a metal show
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This has got to be rage bait right
My favorite piece of content today.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM