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Felt like sharing this again. No reason in particular.
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Felt like sharing this again. No reason in particular.
My "Beyond Good And Evil 2 Still Exists" T-Shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my short.
Beyond Good & Evil 2 'Remains A Priority For Us,' Ubisoft Says
Beyond Good & Evil 2 'Remains A Priority For Us,' Ubisoft Says
The long-awaited sequel has survived the recent cancellation of multiple Ubisoft games
kotaku.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My "Beyond Good And Evil 2 Still Exists" T-Shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my short.
Did anyone else's Bluesky "Following" feed suddenly get out of synch? There's this point where my feed jumps to 12 days in the past.
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Did anyone else's Bluesky "Following" feed suddenly get out of synch? There's this point where my feed jumps to 12 days in the past.
Never used a Scream Tail before, but she's calling to me.
I may be a little competitive-brained, but everyone of these I've used in a casual playthrough, save Ribombee which was part of a mono-fairy run.
I may be a little competitive-brained, but everyone of these I've used in a casual playthrough, save Ribombee which was part of a mono-fairy run.
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Never used a Scream Tail before, but she's calling to me.
I may be a little competitive-brained, but everyone of these I've used in a casual playthrough, save Ribombee which was part of a mono-fairy run.
I may be a little competitive-brained, but everyone of these I've used in a casual playthrough, save Ribombee which was part of a mono-fairy run.
Post the first game you actually completed!
Did I know how leveling up and stats work as a child to properly raise a balanced team that wasn't just Charizard? No.
Did I know how to perform the Missingno glitch to get a level 100 Mewtwo and cram a handful of strong TMs into it? Yes.
Did I know how leveling up and stats work as a child to properly raise a balanced team that wasn't just Charizard? No.
Did I know how to perform the Missingno glitch to get a level 100 Mewtwo and cram a handful of strong TMs into it? Yes.
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Post the first game you actually completed!
Did I know how leveling up and stats work as a child to properly raise a balanced team that wasn't just Charizard? No.
Did I know how to perform the Missingno glitch to get a level 100 Mewtwo and cram a handful of strong TMs into it? Yes.
Did I know how leveling up and stats work as a child to properly raise a balanced team that wasn't just Charizard? No.
Did I know how to perform the Missingno glitch to get a level 100 Mewtwo and cram a handful of strong TMs into it? Yes.
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⚠️FFT Portraits c0mm1ss10n5⚠️(13 slots)
⚠️To help my pet's surgery⚠️
Custom FFT Portraits for $65 USD
Includes:
-Square Portraits
-Solo Portraits
-Stats Portraits
Feel free to DM here or Telegram for more info.
⚠️To help my pet's surgery⚠️
Custom FFT Portraits for $65 USD
Includes:
-Square Portraits
-Solo Portraits
-Stats Portraits
Feel free to DM here or Telegram for more info.
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
⚠️FFT Portraits c0mm1ss10n5⚠️(13 slots)
⚠️To help my pet's surgery⚠️
Custom FFT Portraits for $65 USD
Includes:
-Square Portraits
-Solo Portraits
-Stats Portraits
Feel free to DM here or Telegram for more info.
⚠️To help my pet's surgery⚠️
Custom FFT Portraits for $65 USD
Includes:
-Square Portraits
-Solo Portraits
-Stats Portraits
Feel free to DM here or Telegram for more info.
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✨🌸 Commission Info 🌸✨
⭐️Line Art only $35 (extra character +$20)
⭐️Full Color $45 (extra character +$35)
⭐️Illustrated background +$30
❣️ Basic backgrounds Included
❣️I love drawing self ships and yume ships
More examples below ⬇️
(NSFW available!)
#commissions #selfship #selfshipping #yumeship
⭐️Line Art only $35 (extra character +$20)
⭐️Full Color $45 (extra character +$35)
⭐️Illustrated background +$30
❣️ Basic backgrounds Included
❣️I love drawing self ships and yume ships
More examples below ⬇️
(NSFW available!)
#commissions #selfship #selfshipping #yumeship
March 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
✨🌸 Commission Info 🌸✨
⭐️Line Art only $35 (extra character +$20)
⭐️Full Color $45 (extra character +$35)
⭐️Illustrated background +$30
❣️ Basic backgrounds Included
❣️I love drawing self ships and yume ships
More examples below ⬇️
(NSFW available!)
#commissions #selfship #selfshipping #yumeship
⭐️Line Art only $35 (extra character +$20)
⭐️Full Color $45 (extra character +$35)
⭐️Illustrated background +$30
❣️ Basic backgrounds Included
❣️I love drawing self ships and yume ships
More examples below ⬇️
(NSFW available!)
#commissions #selfship #selfshipping #yumeship
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THE SUNGLASSES ARE BACK
SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE SUNGLASSES
This show could be awful, but at least they brought back those sunglasses
SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE SUNGLASSES
This show could be awful, but at least they brought back those sunglasses
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the live-action ‘TOMB RAIDER’ series
Coming soon to Prime Video.
Coming soon to Prime Video.
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
THE SUNGLASSES ARE BACK
SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE SUNGLASSES
This show could be awful, but at least they brought back those sunglasses
SOMEONE REMEMBERS THE SUNGLASSES
This show could be awful, but at least they brought back those sunglasses
Clark Kent, pictured here being the most powerful man in the world in a way that has nothing to do with him being Superman.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Clark Kent, pictured here being the most powerful man in the world in a way that has nothing to do with him being Superman.
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jesus fucking christ what is it going to take to put an end to this madness
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 AM
jesus fucking christ what is it going to take to put an end to this madness
How did this Ace Attorney-like with over 1000 reviews and an Overwhelmingly Positive reception escape my entire sphere?
Definitely gonna put this on the list and sneak a peek at it.
Definitely gonna put this on the list and sneak a peek at it.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
How did this Ace Attorney-like with over 1000 reviews and an Overwhelmingly Positive reception escape my entire sphere?
Definitely gonna put this on the list and sneak a peek at it.
Definitely gonna put this on the list and sneak a peek at it.
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So like, I'm totally NOT a scaly, but what if I said I REALLY want to get one of those nest bed toppers and get some plush eggs and snuggle up and brood them...that's normal right?? And it's like totally NOT a scaly thing to wanna be able to properly growl too.....right??
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
So like, I'm totally NOT a scaly, but what if I said I REALLY want to get one of those nest bed toppers and get some plush eggs and snuggle up and brood them...that's normal right?? And it's like totally NOT a scaly thing to wanna be able to properly growl too.....right??
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
Based dev. Good on him for realizing this and acting in this. Good on the girlfriend as well for helping him realize this.
The Steam game "Hardest" is being deleted, after the developer's girlfriend made them realise that its AI assets are "a disgrace to all game makers and players".
(Hardest store page)
(Hardest store page)
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Based dev. Good on him for realizing this and acting in this. Good on the girlfriend as well for helping him realize this.
Watching the Small Saga GDQ speedrun has me wistful about that game again. Wish it had any sort of modding scene for a hard mode. Might revisit it one day, anyway.
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Watching the Small Saga GDQ speedrun has me wistful about that game again. Wish it had any sort of modding scene for a hard mode. Might revisit it one day, anyway.
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in my restless jeans I see that town
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
in my restless jeans I see that town
Preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is such a blatant reverse-pink razor attempt.
Anyone who even has a casual display of interest in getting into fitness/exercise will know that if you wanna bulk up you eat more eggs or put whey protein in your oatmeal or smoothies.
Not, y'know, corn puffs.
Anyone who even has a casual display of interest in getting into fitness/exercise will know that if you wanna bulk up you eat more eggs or put whey protein in your oatmeal or smoothies.
Not, y'know, corn puffs.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is such a blatant reverse-pink razor attempt.
Anyone who even has a casual display of interest in getting into fitness/exercise will know that if you wanna bulk up you eat more eggs or put whey protein in your oatmeal or smoothies.
Not, y'know, corn puffs.
Anyone who even has a casual display of interest in getting into fitness/exercise will know that if you wanna bulk up you eat more eggs or put whey protein in your oatmeal or smoothies.
Not, y'know, corn puffs.
Protomen Act III spoilers
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1/3
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January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Protomen Act III spoilers
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1/3
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I can't do one of those annual "here's what I watched in 2026" media threads because when I like something enough I can't limit it to 300 characters.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I can't do one of those annual "here's what I watched in 2026" media threads because when I like something enough I can't limit it to 300 characters.
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But Renee Nicole Good was a poet. A good one, judging by this piece. I choose to focus on that and to make sure I always remember the emotions I felt reading this. www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...
Macklin, Renée Nicole
Renée Nicole Macklin, United States, (contemporary), poetry includes: On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs. Macklin is a poet, and in 2020 was an undergraduate in the English Department at Old Dominio…
www.porkopolis.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
But Renee Nicole Good was a poet. A good one, judging by this piece. I choose to focus on that and to make sure I always remember the emotions I felt reading this. www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...
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"It's an expression platformer"
Okay fine! I GUESS I'll put it on my wishlist so I can buy it day one.
Okay fine! I GUESS I'll put it on my wishlist so I can buy it day one.
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
"It's an expression platformer"
Okay fine! I GUESS I'll put it on my wishlist so I can buy it day one.
Okay fine! I GUESS I'll put it on my wishlist so I can buy it day one.
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January 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM