Sergio Novoa
@sergiothecomic.bsky.social
Stand up comic, producer, host, world traveler, dog lover, fun seeker, LGBTQ+ https://linktr.ee/sergiothecomic
I don’t understand why men think it’s acceptable to send unsolicited dick pics. Its offensive. It’s disrespectful. It’s invasive and a huge turnoff. Especially when the dick is not impressive.
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I don’t understand why men think it’s acceptable to send unsolicited dick pics. Its offensive. It’s disrespectful. It’s invasive and a huge turnoff. Especially when the dick is not impressive.
The same people who swear there’s no white privilege were furious the Super Bowl halftime show was in Spanish. We call that entitlement. You expect the Super Bowl to be in your language by default? That’s literally the definition.
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The same people who swear there’s no white privilege were furious the Super Bowl halftime show was in Spanish. We call that entitlement. You expect the Super Bowl to be in your language by default? That’s literally the definition.
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Trump told us to “move on” from the Epstein files which guarantees that I am NEVER EVER moving the fuck on.
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Trump told us to “move on” from the Epstein files which guarantees that I am NEVER EVER moving the fuck on.
Sleepovers are an American thing…
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Sleepovers are an American thing…
Now that I’m getting older, younger guys are hitting on me. I figured out why. It’s the beard. Beards are the push-up bra of the face.
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Now that I’m getting older, younger guys are hitting on me. I figured out why. It’s the beard. Beards are the push-up bra of the face.
Donald Trump prompts fury after posting racist video about Barack and Michelle Obama – US politics live www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Donald Trump prompts fury after posting racist video about Barack and Michelle Obama – US politics live
The US president posted a racist video on Truth Social that included disproven allegations about ballot-counting
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February 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Donald Trump prompts fury after posting racist video about Barack and Michelle Obama – US politics live www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
I’m now at that age where younger guys are hitting on me. Which is wild, because I’ve never been into younger guys. I didn’t even like young people when I was young. Somehow I aged into a category I used shopped in.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’m now at that age where younger guys are hitting on me. Which is wild, because I’ve never been into younger guys. I didn’t even like young people when I was young. Somehow I aged into a category I used shopped in.
I don’t know when it happened, but young guys started sliding into my DMs. I think it’s the beard. A beard is just a QR code for come to papa.
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I don’t know when it happened, but young guys started sliding into my DMs. I think it’s the beard. A beard is just a QR code for come to papa.
February 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
When George Floyd was murdered and people said Black Lives Matter, a bunch of folks rushed in to correct them with “All Lives Matter.” Two white people were murdered and the “All Lives Matter“ folks are nowhere to be found. Guess “all lives” was just short for racism.
That tracks.
That tracks.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
When George Floyd was murdered and people said Black Lives Matter, a bunch of folks rushed in to correct them with “All Lives Matter.” Two white people were murdered and the “All Lives Matter“ folks are nowhere to be found. Guess “all lives” was just short for racism.
That tracks.
That tracks.
Gay men have this reputation of having a lot of sex, and I don’t want to perpetuate that stereotype. There are times I go two or three days without sex.
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Gay men have this reputation of having a lot of sex, and I don’t want to perpetuate that stereotype. There are times I go two or three days without sex.
This administration is really committed to law and order. They crack down fast on speech they don’t like, but when it comes to the Epstein files, that investigation is stuck in traffic.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This administration is really committed to law and order. They crack down fast on speech they don’t like, but when it comes to the Epstein files, that investigation is stuck in traffic.
I think I’m officially an Angelino.
I know the freeways by heart.
I shop at Erewhon. The only thing left is buying crystals so I can stop taking responsibility for my personality.
I know the freeways by heart.
I shop at Erewhon. The only thing left is buying crystals so I can stop taking responsibility for my personality.
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I think I’m officially an Angelino.
I know the freeways by heart.
I shop at Erewhon. The only thing left is buying crystals so I can stop taking responsibility for my personality.
I know the freeways by heart.
I shop at Erewhon. The only thing left is buying crystals so I can stop taking responsibility for my personality.
Being homophobic today is like having braces in your 40s. A few people say, “Good for you,” but everyone else is thinking, “really?”
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Being homophobic today is like having braces in your 40s. A few people say, “Good for you,” but everyone else is thinking, “really?”
Going down on a woman is like building IKEA furniture. There are instructions, diagrams, everything you need. Men look at it and go, “I got this.” And when it doesn’t work, they blame the furniture.
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Going down on a woman is like building IKEA furniture. There are instructions, diagrams, everything you need. Men look at it and go, “I got this.” And when it doesn’t work, they blame the furniture.
Not everyone can be out in the streets. Some people can’t risk it. But there’s still a way to show up. Organizations are fighting this administration in court every single day. Lawsuits cost money. If you can’t protest, consider donating. It’s one of the most effective ways to push back.
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January 26, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Not everyone can be out in the streets. Some people can’t risk it. But there’s still a way to show up. Organizations are fighting this administration in court every single day. Lawsuits cost money. If you can’t protest, consider donating. It’s one of the most effective ways to push back.
Going down on a woman is like building IKEA furniture. There are instructions, diagrams, everything you need. Men look at it and go, “I got this.” And when it doesn’t work, they blame the instructions.
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Going down on a woman is like building IKEA furniture. There are instructions, diagrams, everything you need. Men look at it and go, “I got this.” And when it doesn’t work, they blame the instructions.
I’m 100% behind this administration cracking down on criminals. No exceptions. No special treatment. Equal justice under the law. Which is why, logically, we should start with the president.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I’m 100% behind this administration cracking down on criminals. No exceptions. No special treatment. Equal justice under the law. Which is why, logically, we should start with the president.
Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland three times.Then the press secretary says it never happened. Apparently video evidence is just a rumor now.
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland three times.Then the press secretary says it never happened. Apparently video evidence is just a rumor now.
Trump gave a speech about Greenland and called it Iceland three times. That’s not a mistake, that’s the American education system waving at us.
In his defense, they both end in “land.”
In his defense, they both end in “land.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Trump gave a speech about Greenland and called it Iceland three times. That’s not a mistake, that’s the American education system waving at us.
In his defense, they both end in “land.”
In his defense, they both end in “land.”
Trump’s response to being snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize is trying to take Greenland. Because nothing says “man of peace” like a hostile takeover of a longtime ally.
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Trump’s response to being snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize is trying to take Greenland. Because nothing says “man of peace” like a hostile takeover of a longtime ally.
During Covid people lost their minds over wearing masks. ‘This is oppression!’ ICE agents wearing masks? Necessary for the job. Funny how breathing issues clear up once the mask isn’t about health, it’s about anonymity.
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
During Covid people lost their minds over wearing masks. ‘This is oppression!’ ICE agents wearing masks? Necessary for the job. Funny how breathing issues clear up once the mask isn’t about health, it’s about anonymity.
Some people struggle with the transgender community.
They say, “If you were born a boy, be a boy.” Okay, then explain waffles. Pancakes transitioned into waffles and nobody said, “I miss the old version.
They say, “If you were born a boy, be a boy.” Okay, then explain waffles. Pancakes transitioned into waffles and nobody said, “I miss the old version.
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Some people struggle with the transgender community.
They say, “If you were born a boy, be a boy.” Okay, then explain waffles. Pancakes transitioned into waffles and nobody said, “I miss the old version.
They say, “If you were born a boy, be a boy.” Okay, then explain waffles. Pancakes transitioned into waffles and nobody said, “I miss the old version.