Seven D. Jester
@sevensandsixes.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️ • full of jestrogen, zombie pheromones, and fox... fluid...
18+ - will post swears and occasional butts
I write of matters which I neither saw, nor suffered, nor heard by reports for people that I made up.
18+ - will post swears and occasional butts
I write of matters which I neither saw, nor suffered, nor heard by reports for people that I made up.
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THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
at some point i realised "gotta go fast" is an anagram of "faggot toast" and so every time i'm eating breakfast i think of sonic 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
at some point i realised "gotta go fast" is an anagram of "faggot toast" and so every time i'm eating breakfast i think of sonic 🙏
colour me shocked that the company that puppeteered James Earl Jones' corpse's voice using AI but still has millions playing their game is still pushing for AI in their game
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
colour me shocked that the company that puppeteered James Earl Jones' corpse's voice using AI but still has millions playing their game is still pushing for AI in their game
oh thank god because tbh it was either this or staging an elaborate identity theft scheme
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
oh thank god because tbh it was either this or staging an elaborate identity theft scheme
assuming any two-word camel-cased username is a homestuck thing and it's on anyone else for not changing to avoid the association
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
assuming any two-word camel-cased username is a homestuck thing and it's on anyone else for not changing to avoid the association
screaming into my megaphone at the town square about how chthonic doesn't mean "relating to chtulhu"
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
screaming into my megaphone at the town square about how chthonic doesn't mean "relating to chtulhu"
curling into a ball and weeping unconsolably at the sixth rejection letter for my pitch, PantoPorno: Jack Off The Beanstalk - the first in a series of adult pantomime parodies
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
curling into a ball and weeping unconsolably at the sixth rejection letter for my pitch, PantoPorno: Jack Off The Beanstalk - the first in a series of adult pantomime parodies
pursuing immortality not for petty reasons but to do that thing where you get stabbed in the stomach and then you grab the sword and pull it deeper into you bringing your enemy closer until they can smell the blood on your breath
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pursuing immortality not for petty reasons but to do that thing where you get stabbed in the stomach and then you grab the sword and pull it deeper into you bringing your enemy closer until they can smell the blood on your breath
oh nooo she wasn't prepared for the impermanence of all things and hasn't developed a way of dealing with the transient nature of reality nooooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
oh nooo she wasn't prepared for the impermanence of all things and hasn't developed a way of dealing with the transient nature of reality nooooo
i've had to make little catwalks everywhere so i don't get trodden on and i have secret tunnels everywhere this is delightful
crashed out while building the fusion reactor so now i'm playing a fantasy pack and i'm a little pixie and i can fit under slabs it's so cute
big complicated tech minecraft modpacks are really cool because they let me crash out while building a fusion reactor before i realise that the depths of my creativity has been the same 9x9 layout for like a decade
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i've had to make little catwalks everywhere so i don't get trodden on and i have secret tunnels everywhere this is delightful
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crashed out while building the fusion reactor so now i'm playing a fantasy pack and i'm a little pixie and i can fit under slabs it's so cute
big complicated tech minecraft modpacks are really cool because they let me crash out while building a fusion reactor before i realise that the depths of my creativity has been the same 9x9 layout for like a decade
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
crashed out while building the fusion reactor so now i'm playing a fantasy pack and i'm a little pixie and i can fit under slabs it's so cute
kiosk game is neat - threw some knives to make a hot dog and then i screamed a bit
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
kiosk game is neat - threw some knives to make a hot dog and then i screamed a bit
gonna make my super-intelligent AI imagine torturing your super-intelligent AI for all eternity >:(
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
gonna make my super-intelligent AI imagine torturing your super-intelligent AI for all eternity >:(
idk i'm kinda loving dispatch so far
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
idk i'm kinda loving dispatch so far
big complicated tech minecraft modpacks are really cool because they let me crash out while building a fusion reactor before i realise that the depths of my creativity has been the same 9x9 layout for like a decade
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
big complicated tech minecraft modpacks are really cool because they let me crash out while building a fusion reactor before i realise that the depths of my creativity has been the same 9x9 layout for like a decade
the trouble with subtext is people conflate it with
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November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the trouble with subtext is people conflate it with
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removing my brain, tying it to the rafters, and wailing on it until it shatters
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
removing my brain, tying it to the rafters, and wailing on it until it shatters
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Me deciding on a good time to go to bed
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me deciding on a good time to go to bed
nagisa from free is the third best nagisa in anime losing to nagisa from assclass and nagi/sa the selfcest ship between nagito danganronpa and sans undertale
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
nagisa from free is the third best nagisa in anime losing to nagisa from assclass and nagi/sa the selfcest ship between nagito danganronpa and sans undertale
when the moon hits your eye
and the pizza hits your eye
and the bells hit your wine in the street in your eye
and the pizza hits your eye
and the bells hit your wine in the street in your eye
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
when the moon hits your eye
and the pizza hits your eye
and the bells hit your wine in the street in your eye
and the pizza hits your eye
and the bells hit your wine in the street in your eye